Sandbag's Bad Day: Chapter 4

Back at Peach's Castle, we find Bowser... taking a sunny vacation on the roof of the castle. He had everything not related to any sort of training. Lounge chair, lemonade, sun shades. Why wasn't Bowser training? He probably thinks he's going to inevitably win. Lakitu approached.

"Your retchedness, shouldn't you be with in the castle courtyard training with the help of Ganondorf?"

"HAHAHAHAHA. The only thing I did in the courtyard today was eat lunch.. twice. Ganondorf felt like nailing a Warlock Punch right into Zelda's face, sooo.. but yanno how it is, I DON'T NEED training. I've got a wild card. Now get outta here.. wait a minute.. GET THAT ROTTEN PICHU OUTTA THE GARDEN!"

Lakitu had already left, but Pichu was rolling around like a retarded marble in the newly planted garden Peach had planted in her castle. Of course, Bowser wasn't protecting the garden, no, he just hated Pichus. They annoyed him more than that plumber Mario. Bowser took a running jump off of the roof, falling straight for Pichu. Pichu split out of the way before Bowser could hit. Bowser landed on the entire garden, causing it to erupt out of the ground and get all messy. Peach walked out of the castle wondering what was going on, as Bowser began to chase Pichu around the castle.

"Bowser you brute! You destroyed my beautiful garden! AHHHH!"

Peach chased Bowser and Bowser chased Pichu around all day, yelling, and shouting, and yelling. Pichu was too damaged from so many quick attacks that he couldn't run so much anymore. Bowser, while chasing, blew his boiling fire breath to burn Pichu, and from behind, Peach continuously flung vegetables at Bowser's head. To tell you the truth, this was pretty much Bowser's "training," as Pichu was attracted to Peach's castle, which caused the chase to begin again each day.

And everyday, Mario and Luigi sat on the very highest part of the castle. Mario shook his head, watching the chase.

"Mama mia.."

[Next time on Chapter 5: The Contest]