Sandbag's Bad Day: Chapter 5

The day came. The stadium was filled with hundreds of fans of the three fighters that would partake in the home run contest. Yoshi didn't seem like just a cute dinosaur anymore. He was very buffed up. Like.. a super Yoshi or something like that. DK didn't look any different because he was.. well.. DK. Bowser was just standing there with the same evil looking face as usual (alas, poor Pichu, the day before the contest, Bowser managed to catch and mangle him. Hehe). But anyways, DK was up first.

DK looked pumped up and fearsome, as usual. Except his training made him many times stronger. He grabbed Sandbag with one hand and began to beat the stuffing out of him with his other hand. He tossed Sandbag up in the air and used his double-hand upwards smack attack or whatever it's called, to continuously smash Sandbag upwards. As Sandbag came down, and time was running out, DK grabbed the bat, winded up, and smashed him approximately 2703.5 feet away. That seemed like a pretty decent distance. DK hopped off the hitting platform and Yoshi's turn came.

As the timer began, Yoshi grabbed the bat and walked to the beaten up Sandbag (he wasn't weakened anymore, but still beaten up.) Yoshi's eyes were redened because he had not slept in days. But would you look at his legs! They were almost bigger than Bowser's. He jumped up and used his quick-kicking thing to totally tear Sandbag apart. He repeated this action until the time was at one second then smashed poor, worn out ol' bag exactly 6000.5 feet away. DK stood there with his mouth wide open like an idiot. Yoshi pointed at Bowser and laughed evilly.

"BEAT THAT, FAT BOY! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Sandbag couldn't even return now. He had to be carried back by Master Hand. Bowser stepped up to the hitting platform, confident about his little secret.

As the timer began, Bowser began transforming into Giga Bowser. This took exactly 4 seconds away from his time, but increased his strength by three times. He simply clawed Sandbag once with his gigantic claws, which instantly wore Sandbag out, then knocked him to kingdom come with the baseball bat.

Yoshi and DK cracked up.

"That's it? About 1000 feet is all you can do with your big self? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Bowser was completely embarassed. Yoshi and DK stood on the platform next to beaten up ol' Sandbag, which popped out of nowhere back on the platform (which is what he does best), pointing and laughing at Bowser's weakness. Suddenly, Pichu dashed up between everyone and rolled around like an idiot.

"Pichu pichu!" (I'm so cute, is what he just said, or something.)

Bowser let out a roar of terror. His eyes glowed a horribly scary red. He grabbed the home run bat and with a huge roar he smashed it in the other fighters general direction. Yoshi got thrown out into the distance. DK was knocked upwards, but he came crashing down into the ground. That's.. DEEP into the ground. Sandbag was knocked somewhere over 10000 feet, but Pichu was small, so he managed to dodge the attack by sticking to the ground. When he raised his little head, Bowser slammed his fist into his face. He grabbed Pichu and began to bite on his head. He shoved Pichu into his big mouth and chewed him like bubble gum, spit him out, and stomped the hell out of him. And from that day forward, Pichu never ever got near Bowser again, in fact, he couldn't get ANYWHERE for a long time because he was totally screwed up.

End.