Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne or any of the characters on
the show which is probably a good thing or they would all be REALLY screwy.
SO DON'T SUE ME!
In The Weapons Room
So a whole bunch of spiders....awww...heck...I don't feel like writing now...my soup's gettin stone cold.
Alright...I'm here. Let's get on with the story, eh?
So a whole bunch of spiders were tromping around in Fanelia. Van, Hitomi, Allen, Gaddess, Merle, Millerna, Dryden, Folken, the kittie twins, Dilandau, and the Dragonslayers were still sitting on Van's bed.
" Cinderella?" said Gaddess
" CINDERELLA!!!!!!!!!ACK!!!! NOOOO! DON'T GOOOO! I-I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!AAAAAAAAAAAHHWAAAAAAAHAHA!!!!" screamed Van
" B-but I thought it's name was Fluffy!" said Gaddess
" Fluffy? NOOOO!! NOT FLUFFY TOOO!!! THE WORLD IS AGAINST MEEEEE!!!!!" Van continued
" Aaaaaallriiight....I'm not gonna say anything." mumbled Gaddess.
Van abruptly stopped crying. He looked around.
"Breezy in here, aint it?" he commented
" Half your room's been knocked down, you idiot." said Dilly
" Oh yeah. Well, we should stop that horde of 50 foot spiders from destroying Gaea, shouldn't we?" Van said sensibly
" Destroy........hmmmmm...well, if they're gonna destroy stuff, shouldn't we leave them to it?" smirked Dilandau
" No, Dilly" said Millerna
" YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!LETTHEMLETTHEMLETTHEM!!! and don't call me Dilly, you stupid princess ditz." Dilly said
" But when they get to Zaibach, they'll kill your emporer, Dornkirk." said Hitomi
" Good." said Dilly as he performed his magnificently sleazy smile
" Ummm.....but, they'll destroy the Vione!" said Hitomi
" So?" Dilly rolled his eyes
" They'll ruin your Alsiedes!"
" I can get another one"
" They'll break your swords!"
" They're just swords."
" they'll crush your flamethrower collection!"
" I can buy........WHAT!!!!????!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!THOSE BAKAS!!! I'LL KILLEM! I DON"T CARE IF THEY BITE VAN!!! NOBODY AND NOTHING GETS NEAR MY BABIES EXCEPT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He raged
Hitomi smirked in triumph
" Knew that'd get him."
With that, Dilandau jumped off the bed and raced out of the room.
" Let's go with him." said Dryden." This freak...I mean...uhhh...aww heck! This freak may be of use!"
So they all disentangled themselves from each other and trudged out of Van's ruined room.
They found Dilly in the weapons room examining each sword; trying to figure out which one to use.
Van grabbed his Fanelian sword quickley off the shelf before Dilly found it. He then got the armour he wore while slaying his dragon and began putting it on. Everyone just stood there watching.
"Well, everyone should get some armour and weapons." he told them
So Hitomi grabbed a long, slender sword off the shelf and some duelling armour and tried putting on but didn't succeed. She tried to put the gauntlets on her ears and the breastplate on her pelvis.
Van sauntered over and helped her put the right items on the right body parts.
Allen sharpened his sword and changed into a pair of whiter, cleaner gloves. Then he whipped out his comb and dramatically brushed his hair.
All the Dragonslayers had to do was grab a sword and sharpen it since they never went anywhere withput their armor after a nasty experience involving ketchup and pickles....(?).
Merle grabbed a cross bow and then sat in the corner filing her nails
Gaddess sharpened his own sword and sat down beside Merle.
Dryden grabbed the shiniest, most expensive gear he could find and put it on
"At least if we get separated, I can sell this stuff for a ride home!" He smiled
Van glared at him. His attention went to his brother.
" We still have some of your old armor on the far shelf, Folken." he said and smiled
" Thanx, bro!" He smiled
Everyone screamed.
"AAAAAAA!! He made an expression!" They screamed
Van and Folken looked confused. Then everyone smiled and reusmed preparing to go find the horde of 50 foot spiders.
Soon, the only one left, was Millerna. She was standing there, in the middle of the room with alook of utter terror on her face.
Van approached her cautiously."What's wrong? Don't you want some armor so you don't get hurt?" he said, soothingly
"THIS STUFF!!!!AAAAAAHHH! I-I-I-I-I....IT...IT...IT DOESN'T...IT DOESN'T...." she stuttered
"It doesn't what?" said Van who was now thouroughly freaked out " IT DOESN'T MATCH!!! she screamed
Everyone sweatdropped and fell down anime style.
" AUGH! So what?!?! Just get some armor on you idiot! Who cares if it doesn't match! As long as you're protected,......waitaminnit...nooo, Millerna, don't wear any armor....heheheheheh..." Dilly snickered
Everyone caught his drift and smirked
" OKAY! LET'S GO!" Said Folken loudly as to distract Millerna from perhaps, actually thinking.
So they all clanked their way out of the castle except Millerna who didn't clank at all.*Escagurlie smirks magnificently just like Dilly*
End of chapter 2
Authors note: hehe...well, all I have to say is that .......uh.....nevemind. I can't remember. On to the next chapter! ( I can't belive you're still reading this!)
In The Weapons Room
So a whole bunch of spiders....awww...heck...I don't feel like writing now...my soup's gettin stone cold.
Alright...I'm here. Let's get on with the story, eh?
So a whole bunch of spiders were tromping around in Fanelia. Van, Hitomi, Allen, Gaddess, Merle, Millerna, Dryden, Folken, the kittie twins, Dilandau, and the Dragonslayers were still sitting on Van's bed.
" Cinderella?" said Gaddess
" CINDERELLA!!!!!!!!!ACK!!!! NOOOO! DON'T GOOOO! I-I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!AAAAAAAAAAAHHWAAAAAAAHAHA!!!!" screamed Van
" B-but I thought it's name was Fluffy!" said Gaddess
" Fluffy? NOOOO!! NOT FLUFFY TOOO!!! THE WORLD IS AGAINST MEEEEE!!!!!" Van continued
" Aaaaaallriiight....I'm not gonna say anything." mumbled Gaddess.
Van abruptly stopped crying. He looked around.
"Breezy in here, aint it?" he commented
" Half your room's been knocked down, you idiot." said Dilly
" Oh yeah. Well, we should stop that horde of 50 foot spiders from destroying Gaea, shouldn't we?" Van said sensibly
" Destroy........hmmmmm...well, if they're gonna destroy stuff, shouldn't we leave them to it?" smirked Dilandau
" No, Dilly" said Millerna
" YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!LETTHEMLETTHEMLETTHEM!!! and don't call me Dilly, you stupid princess ditz." Dilly said
" But when they get to Zaibach, they'll kill your emporer, Dornkirk." said Hitomi
" Good." said Dilly as he performed his magnificently sleazy smile
" Ummm.....but, they'll destroy the Vione!" said Hitomi
" So?" Dilly rolled his eyes
" They'll ruin your Alsiedes!"
" I can get another one"
" They'll break your swords!"
" They're just swords."
" they'll crush your flamethrower collection!"
" I can buy........WHAT!!!!????!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!THOSE BAKAS!!! I'LL KILLEM! I DON"T CARE IF THEY BITE VAN!!! NOBODY AND NOTHING GETS NEAR MY BABIES EXCEPT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He raged
Hitomi smirked in triumph
" Knew that'd get him."
With that, Dilandau jumped off the bed and raced out of the room.
" Let's go with him." said Dryden." This freak...I mean...uhhh...aww heck! This freak may be of use!"
So they all disentangled themselves from each other and trudged out of Van's ruined room.
They found Dilly in the weapons room examining each sword; trying to figure out which one to use.
Van grabbed his Fanelian sword quickley off the shelf before Dilly found it. He then got the armour he wore while slaying his dragon and began putting it on. Everyone just stood there watching.
"Well, everyone should get some armour and weapons." he told them
So Hitomi grabbed a long, slender sword off the shelf and some duelling armour and tried putting on but didn't succeed. She tried to put the gauntlets on her ears and the breastplate on her pelvis.
Van sauntered over and helped her put the right items on the right body parts.
Allen sharpened his sword and changed into a pair of whiter, cleaner gloves. Then he whipped out his comb and dramatically brushed his hair.
All the Dragonslayers had to do was grab a sword and sharpen it since they never went anywhere withput their armor after a nasty experience involving ketchup and pickles....(?).
Merle grabbed a cross bow and then sat in the corner filing her nails
Gaddess sharpened his own sword and sat down beside Merle.
Dryden grabbed the shiniest, most expensive gear he could find and put it on
"At least if we get separated, I can sell this stuff for a ride home!" He smiled
Van glared at him. His attention went to his brother.
" We still have some of your old armor on the far shelf, Folken." he said and smiled
" Thanx, bro!" He smiled
Everyone screamed.
"AAAAAAA!! He made an expression!" They screamed
Van and Folken looked confused. Then everyone smiled and reusmed preparing to go find the horde of 50 foot spiders.
Soon, the only one left, was Millerna. She was standing there, in the middle of the room with alook of utter terror on her face.
Van approached her cautiously."What's wrong? Don't you want some armor so you don't get hurt?" he said, soothingly
"THIS STUFF!!!!AAAAAAHHH! I-I-I-I-I....IT...IT...IT DOESN'T...IT DOESN'T...." she stuttered
"It doesn't what?" said Van who was now thouroughly freaked out " IT DOESN'T MATCH!!! she screamed
Everyone sweatdropped and fell down anime style.
" AUGH! So what?!?! Just get some armor on you idiot! Who cares if it doesn't match! As long as you're protected,......waitaminnit...nooo, Millerna, don't wear any armor....heheheheheh..." Dilly snickered
Everyone caught his drift and smirked
" OKAY! LET'S GO!" Said Folken loudly as to distract Millerna from perhaps, actually thinking.
So they all clanked their way out of the castle except Millerna who didn't clank at all.*Escagurlie smirks magnificently just like Dilly*
End of chapter 2
Authors note: hehe...well, all I have to say is that .......uh.....nevemind. I can't remember. On to the next chapter! ( I can't belive you're still reading this!)