Disclaimer: I don't own escaflowne or any of the characters which is probably a good thing or they would all be REALLY screwy. SO DON'T SUE ME! I don't own Lord of the Rings or anything that is in the books. SO NO SUE ESCAGURLIE!!!!

Lord of the Sexy Shirts Along with Some Other People

Well, everyone was walking out of the castle to find Fluffy's (or Cinderella's.......I dunno......?) 50 foot offspring. They were all weighed down with heavy armor and weapons except for Millerna who was just too stupid to protect herself ( much to the other's delight I might add). They walked outside and the sky went all black and lightening flashed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" screamed Millerna. "Allen!!!! Help me, Allen!" and she jumped into Allen's arms and latched onto his neck. However, Allen's keen sense on catching women when they fall wasn't switched on. He was, instead, watching Dilandau, who had stopped and started bouncing up and down a bit. Then some awesome bass sounded in the air and he started shaking his little tush and jumped around.

Then he started singing (whispering at first and then growing louder) "I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me!"

Then the kicken music came on.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt , too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. I'm too sexy for my land, too sexy for my land, New York and Japan! And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party, no way I'm disco dancin!"

Everybody was lookin at him like he was crazy now. Waitaminnit, he is crazy! Anyways, then Merle started bouncing up and down too. She soon joined in with Dilandau

" I'm a model! Ya know what I mean and I do my little turn on the turn on the catwalk, ya on the catwalk, on the catwalk! I do my little turn on the catwalk!" They sung as they danced around.

Then Van, Hitomi and Allen jumped in.

" I'm too sexy for my melef, too sexy for my melef, too sexy....?! I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, watcha think about that?!!!"

Soon, Gaddess, the Dragonslayers, Folken and the catgirls had started singing too

" I'm a model, ya know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk, ya on the catwalk,on the catwalk, ya I shake my little tush on the catwalk!!"

Everyone was now jumpin around, shakin their butts, and singing at the top of their lungs. Except Millerna.

" I'm too sexy for my, to sexy for my, too sexy for my...I'm a model, ya know what I mean, I do my little turn on the catwalk, ya on the catwalk, on the catwalk, ya I shake my little tush on the catwalk!!!!!!!.......I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, porr pussy, poor pussy cat! I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love, love's going too leave me. And I'm too sexy for this song!!!!!!!" They screamed and lightening flashed and Millerna screamed" I'M TOO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everybody screamed and lightening flashed again except this time, it was far brighter. Then, all of a sudden, 13 people appeared in front of them.

There were four hiobbits, one....thing, two wizards, three elves, a dwarf and two men.

Then the gorgeous male, blonde elf screamed out " WHAT THE HELL??????"



Authors Note: Well, are you happy? LOTR characters are here. thanx for reviewing! I love you guys!