The Internet and Hogwarts Don't Mix, Hermione!

By: Mari Riddle-Potter

(a.k.a. Malfoys_Girlfriend)

Chapter 12:

"Let's go before they catch us," said Hermione. The four of them walked towards the door when about 10 Death Eaters flooded in. All four of them put their hands in the air as the Death Eaters pointed their wands at them. They were surrounded.

            All of a sudden Draco pulled his wand out, as fast as a whip. He pointed it at the death eaters and grinned. Harry and Ron looked at him with disbelieving eyes.

"Oh no," said Harry quietly.

"Here he goes again…" whispered Ron.

"I've got a wand people! And I'm not afraid to use it!" yelled Draco proudly. The death eaters stared at him out of sunken eyes. Then, startlingly, they broke out in a frenzy of laughter.

"Kid, you really thought that would stop us?" said a death eater, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.

"Umm… well… It wasn't supposed to make you laugh," said Draco embarrassedly.

"Shut up and follow us, all of you," said a rather chubby death eater. Hands raised, Harry, Draco, Ron, and Hermione followed them out the door. They were led to the dungeon Hermione had previously been in. Hermione noticed, though, that they were being led to an isolated part of the dungeons. The cells were more like rooms with metal walls, not bars. On the doors there were little windows, allowing you to see the hallways.

"Ok, you and you! Get in this room," said they chubby death eater, pointing to Hermione and Draco.

"Wait just a damn second! Why do I have to be in a cell with Miss Know-It-All?" said Draco, crossing his arms defiantly across his muscular chest.

"Because we said so," said a death eater twice the size of Draco.

"Of course!" said Draco, through gritted teeth. Draco's wand was taken away and he walked inside after Hermione. The door was shut abruptly behind them. Hermione ran to the door and stared through the little window at Harry and Ron being led away, until she saw no more. She turned to face Draco who had taken a seat on a nearby bench.

"What?" asked Draco, who Hermione had been staring at for a good 5 minutes.

"Aren't you gonna think up a cunning plan to get us out of here?" asked Hermione.

"There is no way we are going to escape a cell made out of solid metal."

"Why do I even bother?" asked Hermione to herself. She went to sit on the bench, scoting as far away from Draco as humanly possible.

"So, why did you come to rescue me?"

"Because Potter and Weasley are not Dark Arts wise."

"Oh."

"You seem lost for words Hermione," said Draco. Hermione looked at him like he had just grown rabbit's ears.

"You said my name?"

"Yeah. Don't get used to it, though." Hermione smiled at him. After a while she began fiddling with her hair. She thought it looked like a mess so she took out the scrunchy. It fell and she made a move to pick it up and so did Draco. Their hands touched briefly and Hermione snapped hers away. She straightened up and stared at the scrunchy that was now in Draco's hand.

"You dropped this," said Draco, what was obvious. She looked up at him and their eyes met. Hermione found she could not tear her eyes away from him. It was like an invisible magnet was pulling them together and pretty soon their lips touched. What was a sweet and innocent kiss became a passionate and emotional kiss. Hermione pulled away, breathless, and looked down at her hands. She soon became aware of something that was deliciously arousing…

"You're wearing leather pants," she whispered.

"Yeah. Do you like them?" he asked, innocently.

"Yes," said Hermione and, surprising herself and Draco, jumped on him and kissed him some more. The bench wasn't wide enough for them to do their ministrations so they fell on the floor, madly kissing and groping at each other…

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            Harry sat on a bench in another cell, far away from Hermione and Draco's. If Harry had known what was going on in their cell he would be more worried about breaking Draco's neck. Ron was singing again and break dancing which, Harry had to admit, was impressive.

"I've been so many places! I've seen so many faces! But nothing compares to these blue and yellow, purple hills! I've climbed the highest mountain! Once or twice, but whose countin'? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow, purple hills!" sang Ron merrily.

"Stop Ron!" yelled Harry.

"Stop, in the name of love! Before you break my heart!"

"You're driving me crazy!"

"You drive me crazy! I just can't sleep! I'm so excited, I'm in too deep! Ohhh, crazy! But it feels alright! Baby thinkin' of you keeps me up all night!" sang Ron, dancing around.

"Ron, be quiet!" yelled Harry at the top of his lungs.

"Oh crap! I can't think of a song that has 'be quiet' in it!" said Ron, and he sat down next to Harry.

"Why have you all of a sudden decided to be a pain in the ass?" asked Harry.

"I haven't. I'm just practicing because I want to be a rapper and meet P. Diddy and shag lil' Kim," said Ron. Harry laughed despite himself. He couldn't imagine Ron turning ghetto.

"You have major issues, Ron," said Harry.

"I know. But not as major as Lord You-Know-Who's," said Ron.

"He's a psycho. Shut up!" said Harry, before Ron started to sing again.

"How are we going to get out of here?" asked Ron.

"Well, we'll just have to come up with a good plan. Something very sneaky."

"We can hit one of those idiot death eaters over the head when they walk in."

"With what?"

"With a piece of wood we could rip off this old bench," said Ron, patting the bench.

"For once you have a high-quality idea. I'm astonished," said Harry.

            They got up and started to pull at one of the wooden planks on the bench. They tried for a good 20 minutes until one of them gave out. Harry stared at the plank that was detached and frowned.

"Now what?" asked Ron, puzzled as to why Harry had that expression.

"It's too big."

"Then we'll chop it in half." said Ron. "Hold it like that so I can chop it in half like those karate dudes."

"But-"

"Yaw!" yelled Ron snapping the board with his head.

"Damn," said Harry, staring at Ron. "You scare me, Ron."

"No I don't."

"No wonder you act like a complete idiot. Chopping wooden boards with your head has caused you brain damage."

"Well, it's chopped, isn't it? Now get behind the door. I'll tell you when I see a death eater coming."

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            Hermione couldn't believe what she had done. Had she just slept with Draco Malfoy, her worst enemy, and it had been good? She reached down to cover herself more. They were lying on the floor with Draco's cloak covering them. Her head was resting on his chest and she looked up at him with admiring eyes. Draco didn't notice this, though, because he was fast asleep. He was, truly, a beautiful creature. She felt lucky to have had him, even if for an hour or two.

            She was startled that thoughts of her and Harry together forever were gone. She couldn't see a happy ending with Harry anymore. Hermione felt that she didn't need him and no longer found herself wanting his comfort and love. She had fallen in love with Draco Malfoy, her worst enemy.

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"Ok Harry! I see one coming! Get ready!" said Ron. Harry lifted the wooden board and hid. The door slowly opened and a short death eater walked in, carrying what lloked like moldy soup and water. Harry hit him over the head and dropped the board in one swift movement.

"You got him good! Now let's get out!" said Ron, pointing to the door.

"Wait, one more thing," said Harry. He took the wand the death eater had in his left pocket. They ran out and closed the door behind them.

"Ok, now we have to look for Malfoy and Hermione."

"I think I remember where they are," said Harry and Ron followed him as he navigated the hallway. They walked around for about 10 minutes until they found it.

"This looks like the cell. I think I see Hermione's hair. She's on the floor! Maybe she passed out!" said Ron, panicking. Harry pushed him out of the way hurriedly and muttered the unlocking spell. He threw the door open.

"Hermione we-" began Harry, but the shock of what lay before him was enough to shut him up…

To Be Continued…

(A/N: Oh my God! What's going to happen next! Wait a minute! I'm the author. I should know *grins evilly*. Cliffhanger! I am still the Queen of Cliffhangers and nobody can beat me out! Ha ha! Anyways, I'm trying to reach my goal of 300 reviews or more and by the looks of it I'm almost there. I hope you like this story and it's almost over. At least 2 or 3 more chapters. P.S. This is a Harry/Hermione pairing. This story WILL end up H/Hr.)