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Chapter Bologna......

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"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!" the girl on screen screamed as the zombie fell down. She began to shake her head violently. Rinoa leaned to her side where Squall was.

"Why is she so scared?" Rinoa asked. "It fell over." Rinoa added, backing her point up.

"This whole movie is dumb, lets throw stuff at the screen." Squall suggested. Rinoa shrugged but took her watch off and threw it at the screen.

"Yeah!" another person screamed in front of them as a cow came hurdling at the screen.

"Let's get out of here." Squall told her as he grabbed her hand and pulled her to the exit.

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Selphie's house.........

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The phone began to ring. Selphie quickly walked to the phone and picked it up. "Hello?" she said as she put popcorn in the microwave.

"Do you like scary movies?" the husky voice on the phone asked.

"No." she told him.

"Well, what movie were you about to watch?" he asked.

"Fluffy the Pony and the Magical rainbow." she told the man.

"Oh." the man simply responded.

'Why do you ask?" she asked.

"Because I see you right now." the man told her menacingly.

"Really? How is my makeup?" she asked.

"It's fine, but aren't you scared at the fact I can see you?" the man asked.

"Should I be?" Selphie asked as she twirled her hair.

"Uhhh....yes." the man said.

"Oh, I guess I'll start screaming now, buh bye!" she said happily as she hung up. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Selphie screamed loudly. "I have to lock the doors!" she reminded herself as she lept to the back door and locked it. She took a deep breath in. Until she heard a knock at the door. She grabbed a metal baseball bat and walked to the door slowly. She turned the handle on it ever so slowly but she swung the door open and began to beat the crap out of whatever was there. "Die you psycho shit bag!!!" she yelled as she pulled back the bat for another one until she saw who it was. It was some trick or treaters.

"Owww.." one kid whined. "I think I broke my leg." he complained.

"Sorry." she apologized sheepishly as she closed the door.

"Bologna!" the killer screamed as she turned around. Selphie let out a high pitched scream which knocked the killer in the ghost costume to the floor. Selphie looked to her left and found: A rifle, a knife, a grenade and a banana. She quickly took the banana and began to run for the back door. She slammed into it and tried desperately to open the door.

"Shit!!" she cried as she tried to wrench the door open. "How do you spell 'Bologna'!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" she yelled. She turned around and found the ghost tripping over its sheet at the bottom. "There is no time!" she told herself and with that she threw herself through the window. The ghost quickly got up, unlocked the door, opened it and ran after her. Selphie turned around and found the ghost running after her tripping ever so often on the sheets. "I have to use this now." she told herself as she looked at the banana. She chucked the banana at the ghost and it exploded into a giant nucleur mushroom cloud.

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Squall's dormitory......

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Squall and Irvine were sitting on the couch watching Oprah. "So." Oprah began, "is your job a tough one?" she asked. The camera moved over to the griaffe in the seat.

"Yes, my job as the toys'r us spokes person, animal, errr...whatever, is very difficult." he told her. Oprah nodded for him to continue. "And I feel that Toys 'r us should rule the world." he told her.

"Man, that giraffe is messed up." Irvine said. Then there was a knock at the door.

"I'll get it." Squall said as he walked to the door. He opened and out sprang Marry Poppins.

"Lets get this house straightened up!" she said happily. "Just a cup full of cocaine makes everything go down!" she said as she shoved some up Irvine's nose. Irvine collapsed to the floor.

"Get away you psycho!!" Squall ordered as he opened the door for her.

"But I haven't shown you my dancing Penguins!" she told him as she was being shoved out the door. Before she could get a response the door was quickly slammed into her face.

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Bee Boo's weird house type thingy..........

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Bee Boo was flying around casually around his weird 'pad' type thing, but suddenly, Selphie jumped out from behind a corner and jumped Bee Boo. Selphie quickly tied Bee Boo to a chair with masking tape. "That's for taking my place!" Selphie said proudly. Bee Boo began to squak loudly. Selphie quickly gagged him with a tie. Now he couldn't squak. She smiled at her deed. "Well that was easy." she said as she walked out of Bee Boo's weird house type thing..........

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A/N: Well? How did you like this chapter? I hope it was good!!! I relies that this was just a collection of pointless stories, but heck it was funny right???

R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!