~*Pointless....I should really remember the rest of the title.....*~
Chapter 3.........
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"Hey cool," Selphie began as she picked up a book, "the new Harry Potter book is out, it's called, 'Rampage of death for Harry'." she said happily as she hugged the book close to her chest.
"You actually read that stuff?" Irvine asked.
"Of course, it teaches me evil incantations-I mean good use of words." she corrected herself. Irvine just rolled his eyes.
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Rinoa's dorm type thing.......
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Rinoa and Quistis were on the couch watching a commercial. "And if you explode into tiny pieces we'll do absolutely nothing for you, we could give a crap less!" the spokesperson told them. "So by our new Kilala Grand Machinagunna for yourself today and see what life is like when you don't have one!" the man exclaimed on the screen.
"What are commercials coming to these days?" Quistis asked. She picked up a bag of chips, looked inside of the bag and a large rabid raccoon popped out of it and landed on her face. Quistis didn't move.
"Quick Quistis, maybe if you scream and start rolling around on the floor it will get off of you!" Rinoa suggested. Quistis nodded and began to scream, which only provoked the raccoon to begin to viciously claw at Quistis's face. Quistis began to roll around on the floor, which still only provoked the raccoon to keep on scratching. Rinoa pointed at her as she rolled around the floor and began to laugh........
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In that romantic flower place type thing.......
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"Wow Squall, this is romantic!" Exclaimed Rinoa.
"I know." He admitted.
"You know what would make this perfect?" Rinoa asked him.
"What?" He asked, wanting to know, desperately.
"If you lit a candle." She told him.
"Good idea." Squall agreed as he pulled a lighter from his pocket. He pulled out a candle and lit it. But the candle came to close to his jacket and lit it ablaze. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Squall screamed.
"Squall. Quick, stop, drop and roll in that dry grass field over there!" Rinoa commanded as she pointed to the dry field. Squall quickly ran to it and began to roll around on it which only set the entire field ablaze. Squall stood up and began to run around screaming in pain. Rinoa just pointed and laughed. But realizing her boyfriend was in pain she picked up a fire extinguisher and yelled. "Here you go!" And with that she chucked it and the large extinguisher smashed into Squall's head and he collapsed to the ground. As the extinguisher hit the ground it set an even higher blaze of fire into the air. "Whoops, forgot that was flammable." She said with a laugh.
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Infirmary Type place....
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"Hello Ms. Kadowaki." Zell greeted.
"Any injuries?" the doc asked.
"Nope, none. Just stopped by." Zell told her with a shrug.
"That's ashame." Kadowaki said as she walked up to Zell. But she quickly punched him in the knee cap and he collapsed to the ground.
"OW!" Zell screamed in pain.
"Whoop, looks like we are gonna have to cure that quickly!" She said.
"Did you punch me on purpose?" Zell wailed.
"Of course not." She said as she dabbed some chloroform onto a handkerchief and shoved it against Zell's nose and mouth. Zell was about to protest but he quickly fell to the ground unconscious.
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A/N: WHOOOOO!!! Haven't updated this story in awhile, eh!? HEHE!!!
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