Disclaimer: I don't own the lord of the rings. For all you guys who love Legolas and the other characters, I have no intention of ruining their characteristics.
Chapter One: Read, Santa!
Santa Claus brushed his beard. He realized that the chimney did not have a suitable size for his bag of presents. But enough of this.
He decided to shove himself down and get his work done.
Unfortunately, this happened to be the house of the Lord of the rings characters. Once Santa got down the chimney, he spotted five letters addressed to him laying next to the chimney. He tore the first one open. It read:
Dear Santa,
I'm Boromir and I've heard that you give presents on Christmas day. Well, in case you haven't noticed, it is Christmas day! All I ask of you is one simple thing. I would like to have Frodo's ring. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! As a token of my appreciation, I offer you this plate of cookies and milk on the desk at your left. Be informed that they will automatically self- destruct the moment you leave without giving me the ring. THANK YOU!
Your Loving Fan,
Boromir
Santa scratched his head and shuddered. Sure enough, the plate of cookies and the glass of milk was literally at his left. He ignored this and opened the second letter. It read:
Dear Santa,
I want you to know that I love to suck my thumb while sleeping and unfortunately, I have sucked my skin completely. To solve this problem, I ask you to give me a teddy bear to suck while sleeping. Thanks a million.
Love..err Yours Truly,
Gandalf
Santa tore the letter to pieces. He stood horrified at the possibility of an old man twice his age having a crush on him. Eeek. Nevertheless, he opened the next letter.
Dear Santa,
Hello. How are you? Surely you've heard of me, the sexiest and the most handsome of all elves and other species in the world. Naturally, I'd love to give you a signed picture of my beautiful self-just ask. Anyways, I can't figure out what to ask you for but any Hair product or facial cleansers will do enough. And do give Boromir a lump of coal for Christmas. He's been a very bad boy.
Still Pretty,
Legolas
Santa shook his head miserably. He now realized that a bunch of weird people were inhabiting the house he was in. But that was not going to stop him from being Santa Claus. No sir. He then proceeded to opening the next letter.
Dear Santa,
I am Sam. My lovelife has been miserable.
(Santa looked dumbly at the letter muttering, "Do I look like a love expert?")
My love ignores me so then, I would like to ask you to give me his heart. (NOT LITTERALLY!)
Santa crumpled the paper. These odd people were asking for crazy things he might not even get for them. Stupid Job. Santa ripped the next letter irritably.
Dear Santa,
Hello. I kinda didn't want to write this. I'm being called "wimp" by everyone I know. I guess that at some point, I am a wimp so I would like to ask you for courage. It's silly but they say that I can get anything from you, Santa. I'm counting on you.
Yours,
Frodo Baggins
Santa shrugged. This was going to be hard-----and stupid. But maybe, there might be a way........
HANG ON! There's still a chapter two!!!!
Chapter One: Read, Santa!
Santa Claus brushed his beard. He realized that the chimney did not have a suitable size for his bag of presents. But enough of this.
He decided to shove himself down and get his work done.
Unfortunately, this happened to be the house of the Lord of the rings characters. Once Santa got down the chimney, he spotted five letters addressed to him laying next to the chimney. He tore the first one open. It read:
Dear Santa,
I'm Boromir and I've heard that you give presents on Christmas day. Well, in case you haven't noticed, it is Christmas day! All I ask of you is one simple thing. I would like to have Frodo's ring. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! As a token of my appreciation, I offer you this plate of cookies and milk on the desk at your left. Be informed that they will automatically self- destruct the moment you leave without giving me the ring. THANK YOU!
Your Loving Fan,
Boromir
Santa scratched his head and shuddered. Sure enough, the plate of cookies and the glass of milk was literally at his left. He ignored this and opened the second letter. It read:
Dear Santa,
I want you to know that I love to suck my thumb while sleeping and unfortunately, I have sucked my skin completely. To solve this problem, I ask you to give me a teddy bear to suck while sleeping. Thanks a million.
Love..err Yours Truly,
Gandalf
Santa tore the letter to pieces. He stood horrified at the possibility of an old man twice his age having a crush on him. Eeek. Nevertheless, he opened the next letter.
Dear Santa,
Hello. How are you? Surely you've heard of me, the sexiest and the most handsome of all elves and other species in the world. Naturally, I'd love to give you a signed picture of my beautiful self-just ask. Anyways, I can't figure out what to ask you for but any Hair product or facial cleansers will do enough. And do give Boromir a lump of coal for Christmas. He's been a very bad boy.
Still Pretty,
Legolas
Santa shook his head miserably. He now realized that a bunch of weird people were inhabiting the house he was in. But that was not going to stop him from being Santa Claus. No sir. He then proceeded to opening the next letter.
Dear Santa,
I am Sam. My lovelife has been miserable.
(Santa looked dumbly at the letter muttering, "Do I look like a love expert?")
My love ignores me so then, I would like to ask you to give me his heart. (NOT LITTERALLY!)
Santa crumpled the paper. These odd people were asking for crazy things he might not even get for them. Stupid Job. Santa ripped the next letter irritably.
Dear Santa,
Hello. I kinda didn't want to write this. I'm being called "wimp" by everyone I know. I guess that at some point, I am a wimp so I would like to ask you for courage. It's silly but they say that I can get anything from you, Santa. I'm counting on you.
Yours,
Frodo Baggins
Santa shrugged. This was going to be hard-----and stupid. But maybe, there might be a way........
HANG ON! There's still a chapter two!!!!