Disclaimer: I do not own any of the lord of the rings characters and I don't own the tune of the song, that is Gabrielle and Rise.

It began like this....

Sam's standing on lonely bridge throwing flowers into the water; all of a sudden he begins to sing to an old Gabriel song he knows...

~*~

I know that it's over

But I can't believe we're through

I followed him into boiling lava!

And through the wilderness

It's gonna be hard I know

But I know it's best

~*~

(Chorus)

Look at my hair

Look at my clothes

I have seen them in a mirror

Now I understand why he left me

No wonder I have no wife

Look at my job

I'm gardening a weedy garden for a living

Now I'm ready, to get a life.

~*~

Caught up in my fantasies (ohh yeah)

Like a prisoner in his looks

He posed just like a model

But with eyes as big as books

I should of thought twice I know

Before I called him master.

~*~

(Chorus)

Look at my hair

Look at my clothes

I have seen them in a mirror

Now I understand why he left me

No wonder I have no wife

Look at my job

I'm gardening a weedy garden for a living

Now I'm ready, to get a life.

~*~

(All of a sudden Frodo walks along the bridge and stands next to an amazed Sam and sings the next verse)

~*~

Many adventures have passed between us

Do you still want to be my friend?

Our world is full of evil

Now I'll stick by you till the end.

~*~

(New Chorus)

Look at my face

Look in my eyes

Can't you see I tell no lies?

We're better off as friends

(Sam sings the next bit)

Look at my arm

Look at my hand

I'll shove it in your face

Now I'm ready to take control!!

(Frodo sings next bit)

I'll make it all right

Yes I'm gonna rise

'M gonna give you £/$ 20000 more every month?

(Sam shouts)

Of course you my best friend ever!!!!!

Frodo: err that didn't go with the beat

Sam: neither did that

Frodo: who cares!

And they link arms and go back to the shire.

~*~*~

Sorry it had to have a happy ending but I just couldn't leave poor old Sam just standing there all alone....

If 'oo like it then plz R and R!! If 'oo have any suggestion then go and give them and I'll write a new song next! Thankx to all those all liked my other songs; maybe I should release an album? Lol