Trunks' Lullaby

By Gohans Gal

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or Twinkle, twinkle little star (who made that up anyway???!!!), but I do own my version of it though!!!

A/N: Thanx to all of you who reviewed the last one, this, if you hadn't guessed, is the sequel to `Barneys Influence on Vegeta. Veggie-Chan's back! And this time his victim is that well loved nursery rhyme, Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Enjoy! Oh, and , again, sugar high, and again, too much Irn-Bru. (is that stuff addictive or what?)

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As Vegeta was going to bed, he walked past Trunks' nursery (He's only about 2 here) and heard Bulma trying to sing the bawling wane to sleep.

"Twinkle, twinkle little star,

How I wonder what you are,

Up above the clouds so high,

Like a diamond in the sky,

Twinkle, twinkle little star,

How I wonder what you are."

Sang Bulma through Trunks' crying.

"That's no way to get the Prince of Saiya-jins to sleep, woman!" said Vegeta.

"Well then, if it isn't, then I'd like to see you try!" replied Bulma.

"Alright then, I will!"

"Oh no! Not again!"

"Oh yes, again!" said Vegeta, with an evil smirk.

He put together more random words, and, again, combined them with Twinkle, Twinkle. All the while, Trunks continued to cry.

"Rot, rot little Kakarrot,

Or I'll hit you with a pot,

Do you see the stars up high,

That is where you're going to die,

Rot, rot little Kakarrot,

Or I'll hit you with a pot!"

Suddenly Trunks stopped crying and gargled happily. Bulma's eyes just popped out of their sockets. She couldn't believe what she just saw.

"I don't believe what I just saw" she said.

"Nothin' like dissin' the lower classes to put a royal baby to sleep!" said Vegeta smugly.

The End

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A/N: Yes, I know that wasn't as good as the first one, but hey, a girl can hope for good reviews, can't she, CAN'T SHE???!!! Anyways, no flamers please, unless you have a really, reallyreallyreallyreallyreally good reason. I was wondering whether or not to make a series out of these, tell me your views and I'll see what I can do, I won't always do Vegeta, mind, but I can if you want. I've made up a Teletubbies one.

Anyways...

`til next time

Gohans Gal

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