Quidditch through the Ages: Peeves Style!
Peeves is a poltergeist. Not your average book-writing character. But Peeves does write books. This is his second one. WARNING! Peeves' books are considered highly dangerous and extremely fictional. Don't use this book for a report. When you open this book, vinegar sprays in your face. This is Peeves' second book:
Once a loooooooong time ago a bunch of messed-up guys started to fly on their brooms. Then one guy picked up a ball. It flew around. AMAZING!
Then he started to hit the ball through these hoops that appeared out of nowhere. Then he invited his friends.
They all picked up balls and flew around hitting balls, seeking snitches, bludging bludgers and being goalkeeper.
That is how Quidditch was made. END
Peeves would like to add that his book comes with a free Quidditch set.
We would like to warn you: DON'T USE PEEVES' FREE QUIDDITCH SET!
Peeves would like to ask: Why?
We would like to say; Because the tester is being chased around the room on her broom by a bludger, with her hands stuck to the snitch, the quaffles smell like… you don't want to know, and she has been screaming for the last 2 hours and 23 minutes. Make that 24.
Peeves would like to add: You're making that up!
We would like to apologize for Peeves' rude behavior and the shortness of this book.
Peeves would like to add: I AM NOT rude!
We would like to add: The reason Peeves' book is so short is because there is only one word on each page.
Peeves would like to add: It makes it a lot longer, though!
We would like to add: Please take note of these warnings and read the whole "Peeves book Collection" with GREAT care.
DIsClAiMeR: Everything belongs to J.K. Rowling.
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