1000 Magical Fungi: Peeves Style!
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This is a book about 1000 magical fungi, minus 995. Yes, you will learn about 5 magical fungi!! So… read on to find out!
Magical fungi number one:
Mushrooms. These things look like umbrellas. Yes, and that's about all there is to say about them.
Us: Peeves, mushrooms are NOT fungus!
Peeves: Well I think they are. Let me finish my story, if you would!!
Grass: It's green and smells funny.
Us: Peeves! You're supposed to write about fungi when you write about fungi! Grass is NOT a fungus either!
Peeves: Is it green?
Us: Yes… what are you getting at?Peeves: Does it grow outside?
Us: Yes…Peeves: Then it's a fungus. Let me continue, I still have some chalk left!! As I was saying…
Moss: It's green. See "lichen."
Us: Uhh, Peeves, sorry to interrupt again, but aren't you supposed to be talking about rare and magical fungi?
Peeves: These are all rare and magical fungi!! Let me continue or you will be sorry…
Lichen: See "moss."
Urbyylebaauaocrdlequmypmbzumpfniddlep: A rare and beautiful fungi of the Urbyyle family. The awe of botanists everywhere, it's amusing tactics of sliding around is an amazing spectacle for a fungus. Found in the Arctic regions, Canada, and other northern areas, it shimmers radiantly, causing a spectacle known commonly as (by muggles) the "Northern Lights."
Peeves: And you can grow your own grass too with my "Grass Growing for Geniuses" starter kit!
Us: Ummm…. Peeves…
Peeves: …and it includes grass seeds, dirt, water, good sunlight…
Us: Peeves, I don't think…Peeves: What already?!
Us: Oh, never mind.
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