The Legend of Zelda:
Petty Crimes Court
(Ganondorf, Link, Mido, and Navi are on trial)
"Ganondorf Dragmire, you have been accused of the following: murder, manipulating royalty, and trying to take over the world. How do you plead?" asked the judge
"Insane" replied Ganondorf
"Okay. Next. Link, you have been accused of takes out at long listbreaking and entering, attempts to kill cuccos..."
(An hour later...)
" And finally, trying to kill Navi. How do you plead?" questioned the judge
" Guilty."
"That's highly understandable. Thanks for being honest. You're free to go. Next is Mido.
You've been accused of being a total jerk and a pain in the butt. How- "
"I'm guilty," said Mido, "Yep that's me, Mr. Guilty."
Chikadee-boo snickers
"What's so funny?"
"Order in the court! Mido, for being honest, your sentence has been reduced to one million years with Princess Ruto in Jabu-Jabu's belly while disguised as Link."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Gets dragged away by guards
"Good riddance. Next. Navi, you've been accused whining, excessive shouting, stating the obvious, and bugging people to death. You are automatically presumed guilty. Court is adjourned." said the judge, and got up to leave when...
"Hey!"
"Uh oh..." muttered Keirin
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!" shouted Siicke, Nathan, Ren, and E.M. at the same time runs out of the room
"Listen! I find that insulting! Furthermore..." shouted Navi
An hour later, the whole court was dead.
"It's prejudice! Hey why's everyone sleeping?"
(The next day...)
" Navi, you are sentenced to 50,000,000 years with Ganondorf." said the new judge
"Hey!" Navi cried, "I didn't do anything! Why do I have to get punished? It's totally unfair!"
"Court adjourned!"
But once again, Navi didn't stop talking. The whole court was killed within a minute.
"These people must not get enough sleep. Oh well. Their loss." said Navi
Petty Crimes Court
(Ganondorf, Link, Mido, and Navi are on trial)
"Ganondorf Dragmire, you have been accused of the following: murder, manipulating royalty, and trying to take over the world. How do you plead?" asked the judge
"Insane" replied Ganondorf
"Okay. Next. Link, you have been accused of takes out at long listbreaking and entering, attempts to kill cuccos..."
(An hour later...)
" And finally, trying to kill Navi. How do you plead?" questioned the judge
" Guilty."
"That's highly understandable. Thanks for being honest. You're free to go. Next is Mido.
You've been accused of being a total jerk and a pain in the butt. How- "
"I'm guilty," said Mido, "Yep that's me, Mr. Guilty."
Chikadee-boo snickers
"What's so funny?"
"Order in the court! Mido, for being honest, your sentence has been reduced to one million years with Princess Ruto in Jabu-Jabu's belly while disguised as Link."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Gets dragged away by guards
"Good riddance. Next. Navi, you've been accused whining, excessive shouting, stating the obvious, and bugging people to death. You are automatically presumed guilty. Court is adjourned." said the judge, and got up to leave when...
"Hey!"
"Uh oh..." muttered Keirin
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!" shouted Siicke, Nathan, Ren, and E.M. at the same time runs out of the room
"Listen! I find that insulting! Furthermore..." shouted Navi
An hour later, the whole court was dead.
"It's prejudice! Hey why's everyone sleeping?"
(The next day...)
" Navi, you are sentenced to 50,000,000 years with Ganondorf." said the new judge
"Hey!" Navi cried, "I didn't do anything! Why do I have to get punished? It's totally unfair!"
"Court adjourned!"
But once again, Navi didn't stop talking. The whole court was killed within a minute.
"These people must not get enough sleep. Oh well. Their loss." said Navi