Scene 16
(A waltz was playing in the ballroom, and Fuu and Ferio are dancing, while people were watching them. Clef decides to be evil and makes Ascot carry him)
Clef: Look, Mister Ascot! Look at the lights glow!
Ascot: Eh…Clef, are you okay? You're getting worse than when you were a teacup…
Umi: Oh, don't be silly, Ascot. He's just playing with you!
Ascot: He's scaring me…
Clef: Well, my castle is all pink, how am I supposed to feel about that?!
(In the distance, Eagle and Lantis are talking)
Lantis: So, it all turned out very well. Thanks to me, of course.
Eagle: (frowns) You? You were the one who kept saying not to say anything!
Lantis: I saved your life!
Eagle: No, you didn't! You killed Tom!
Lantis: Who cares?! He doesn't even belong in Magic Knight Rayearth!
(Eagle and Lantis start choking each other, when Hikaru comes along, with a pretty dress)
Lantis: Hello, Hikaru! (leaves Eagle to go to Hikaru)
Eagle: Well, at least I keep my neck.
Tatra: (giggles) Hey, there, Eagle. Wanna dance?
Eagle: SURE!!
Tarta: (scoffs) Tatra, I thought you were Geo's admirer?
Tatra: Who needs Geo when there's someone better?
Geo: Grr…
Tarta: Oh, don't worry, Geo, there's always Caldina.
Caldina: Yoohoo! Lafarga!
Lafarga: (with bandages everywhere) Hey, Caldina!
Caldina: Come on, you big lug, let's dance!
Tarta: Oh, um…forget Caldina.
Geo: Hey, Tarta, how about you?
Tarta: (scratches head) Well, it is a movie…
Zazu: Oh, look! Mokona's got Primera trapped in the case!
Lantis: Hey, how come Primera has decided to show up now?
(the ballroom dims, and a disco ball came up at the top. Zazu, who is the DJ, starts to play and sing to the songs)
Zazu: Do a little dance! Make a little love! Get down tonight! Yeah yeah! Get down tonight!
Mokona: PU PU PU PU PU PU PU PU!
Geo: SHOOT THE ANIMAL!
Scene 17
(Aska marches in, with Sang Yung following her)
Aska: (clears throat) And so ends the story of Genius and the Beast. Would you like to know what happened to everyone?
Sang Yung: Yes, Lady Aska.
Aska: THEY ALL DIED!
Sang Yung: LADY ASKA!
Aska: Okay, they all didn't die…Fuu and Ferio lived happily ever after, duh. Eagle, who should be dead, is not dead anymore, and still has the FTO in his possessions. He went back to Autozam with Geo and Zazu, wreaking havoc there by speaking French and singing horrible songs.
Eagle: Pardon mademoiselle! I think you have got it all wrong, non?
Aska: See what I mean? But unfortunately, Eagle's still got lots of admirers…
Admirers: YEAH!! WOOHOOO!!!
Geo and Zazu: Voulez-vous cuchere avec mois, se soir! Voulez-vous cuchere avec moi!
People in Autozam: AAAAAH!!!!! NOOO!!!!
Aska: Now, as I was saying….SHUT UP!
(silence)
Aska: Lantis, well, he's got it good, too, I guess. Primera is finally gone, Hikaru is with him, and well, Eagle still visits him…sometimes…
Eagle: Hey, Lantis! Wassup!
Lantis: …Leave me alone. I don't want you here.
Eagle: But…Lantis…I'm your friend!
Hikaru: Eh…Why did I get stuck here?
Sang Yung: Um…Lady Aska, please continue.
Aska: As for Umi, she's the head of the kitchens, making cakes and singing beautifully! How wonderful!
Umi: You forgot about Clef and Ascot.
Aska: Okay, Ascot is now summoning up the right beasts, and is living happily with Caldina, who is also with Lafarga, and they are all in the castle, with Clef, who is happy now that he owns it.
Clef: HAPPY?! IT'S PINK!
Aska: Sang Yung!
Sang Yung: HAI!
Aska: Please polish the castle until it is no longer pink, Clef is bothering me.
Sang Yung: HAI! (waves his hands and Clef's castle is no longer pink)
Clef: YAY! MY CASTLE IS BACK TO NORMAL!
Ferio: I'm still prince, though.
Clef: Ah…shut up!
Aska: Presea is still around, having the time of her life in the Bahamas.
Presea: Yep…I'm getting me a tan out here!
Aska: Tarta and Tatra went back to Chizeta, but you could sometimes see them visiting Autozam, for goodness knows what…
Tatra: (giggles) Hey, Tarta, why are you blushing when Geo's around?
Tarta: I'm not blushing!
Aska: (sweatdrop) And…as for Albert Einstein…
Einstein: Awesome! Where's the fifth book of Magic Knight Rayearth?
Fuu: Well, Ferio didn't buy it yet…
Einstein: WHAT?! But I want to read it right now! This is so good! This is better than the biology book that I borrowed from Lafarga!
Fuu: I know, right?
Aska: And…well…there you have it! The complete ending to the wonderful epic tale of Genius and the Beast! Role the ending credits, Mokona!
(while ending credits are playing, Lafarga gets the hold of the nearest radio and starts playing Nelly's song - #1, and everyone is dancing)
Characters:
Fuu the Genius – Houoji Fuu
The Beast – Ferio
The Bad Guy – Geo Metro
The Bad Guy's Assistant – Zazu
Fuu's father – Ascot
Candlestick – Eagle Vision
Clock – Kailu Lantis
Teapot – Ryuuzaki Umi
Teacup – Guru Clef
Wardrobe – Shidou Hikaru
3 Bad Guy Admirers – Tarta, Tatra, and Caldina
Broom – Presea
Baker – Lafarga
Bartender – Lafarga
Castle Cook – Lafarga
Dog – Lafarga
Librarian – Lafarga
Any other extra – Lafarga
Man with tankard of ale (Tom) – Brad Pitt
Albert Einstein – Brendan Fraser
Narrator – Lady Aska
Directed by Mokona
Costume Design:
Lady Aska
Sang Yung
Choreography:
Lafarga
Eagle Vision
Script:
Mokona
Producer:
Emeraude and Zagato
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Fuu: Thank you! Thank you for coming! Have a nice day! Bye bye! Remember, please put all soda bottles and plastics in the nearest trash receptacles. Thank you! Bye! Bye bye now! Bye!
Mokona: PU PU PU!