I died twice
A/N: I don't own anything, I won't ever own anything, I don't want to own anything. Now that that's out of the way, some people are finding out that they have more in common then they thought.
There were two flashes of a great blue light in the small white walled room, which brought down the two beings. Buffy and Darla. They looked around the room confused.
Buffy: Okay! Where the hell am I?
Darla: I would ask the same thing but this is much better then the hell I was just in.
Buffy: Where were you?
Darla: Hell.
Dark Scary Voice: I've sent you here to show that you have more in common then you believe. I will come back when I think you both have made progress in your problems.
Buffy: Alright. We can work through our problems then get out of where ever we are. Now who are you?
Darla: Who am I? This is just adorable. The slayer doesn't remember me? Isn't that sweet? I'm Darla.
Buffy: Darla? The Darla?
Darla: No the other vampire you sired your honey.
Buffy: Oh. I don't like you.
Darla: Really? Well I was hoping you could be my best friend. Too bad. I guess I can settle for killing you right here. Right now.
Darla runs toward Buffy. She gets pushed back by a unseen force.
Darla: Damm!
Buffy: We can deal with our little emotional problems after we figure out how we get out of here. What did that voice say? Something about us figuring out how much we have in common. Oh! I know, we both love Angel.
Darla: I don't love Angel.
Buffy: (ignoring her) I figured it out! Now scary voice, can we leave?
Dark Scary Voice: That's not it!
Darla: This is just great. I get to hang out with a slayer and I can't even hit her.
Buffy: I just want to get out of here. Can you please help here?
Darla: I'm in no hurry to go back to hell.
Buffy: Oh! I know! Angel killed you and I killed Angel. I got it.
Darla: I don't think so, sweetie.
Buffy: Then help.
Darla: How about no?
Buffy: How long have you been dead? Maybe they add up.
Darla: 400 years.
Buffy: I mean how long have you been no longer undead?
Darla: About a month.
Buffy: That's not possible. If Angel killed you after I found out he was a vamp then it would have to be at least 5 years.
Darla: No I was resurected. By Wolfram and Hart. Angel didn't tell you? Awwwwww! Angel didn't share? Did he tell you about my son?
Buffy: Son?
Darla: My dear boy slept with me and then kicked my out. Sweet ain't he? I got knocked up. Another thing he didn't share with you?
Buffy: That's impossible. Vampires can't have children.
Darla: Well this one can.
Buffy: So that's it, the resuraction.
Dark scary Voice: Nope.
Buffy: Damm!
Darla: Well tell us before I find a way to hurt you.
Dark Scary Voice: Fine. You both died twice. The only ones in the world.
Darla: No, I died three times. When I was turned, when Angel killed me, and when I killed myself for my baby.
Buffy: You did? That's so sweet.
Darla: Shut up slayer.
Buffy: With that logic wouldn't that mean every vampire I killed or that has ever been killed would have died twice.
Dark Scary Voice: Shut up. Damm!
A/N: I know it was stupid but I found it funny in my head.
A/N: I don't own anything, I won't ever own anything, I don't want to own anything. Now that that's out of the way, some people are finding out that they have more in common then they thought.
There were two flashes of a great blue light in the small white walled room, which brought down the two beings. Buffy and Darla. They looked around the room confused.
Buffy: Okay! Where the hell am I?
Darla: I would ask the same thing but this is much better then the hell I was just in.
Buffy: Where were you?
Darla: Hell.
Dark Scary Voice: I've sent you here to show that you have more in common then you believe. I will come back when I think you both have made progress in your problems.
Buffy: Alright. We can work through our problems then get out of where ever we are. Now who are you?
Darla: Who am I? This is just adorable. The slayer doesn't remember me? Isn't that sweet? I'm Darla.
Buffy: Darla? The Darla?
Darla: No the other vampire you sired your honey.
Buffy: Oh. I don't like you.
Darla: Really? Well I was hoping you could be my best friend. Too bad. I guess I can settle for killing you right here. Right now.
Darla runs toward Buffy. She gets pushed back by a unseen force.
Darla: Damm!
Buffy: We can deal with our little emotional problems after we figure out how we get out of here. What did that voice say? Something about us figuring out how much we have in common. Oh! I know, we both love Angel.
Darla: I don't love Angel.
Buffy: (ignoring her) I figured it out! Now scary voice, can we leave?
Dark Scary Voice: That's not it!
Darla: This is just great. I get to hang out with a slayer and I can't even hit her.
Buffy: I just want to get out of here. Can you please help here?
Darla: I'm in no hurry to go back to hell.
Buffy: Oh! I know! Angel killed you and I killed Angel. I got it.
Darla: I don't think so, sweetie.
Buffy: Then help.
Darla: How about no?
Buffy: How long have you been dead? Maybe they add up.
Darla: 400 years.
Buffy: I mean how long have you been no longer undead?
Darla: About a month.
Buffy: That's not possible. If Angel killed you after I found out he was a vamp then it would have to be at least 5 years.
Darla: No I was resurected. By Wolfram and Hart. Angel didn't tell you? Awwwwww! Angel didn't share? Did he tell you about my son?
Buffy: Son?
Darla: My dear boy slept with me and then kicked my out. Sweet ain't he? I got knocked up. Another thing he didn't share with you?
Buffy: That's impossible. Vampires can't have children.
Darla: Well this one can.
Buffy: So that's it, the resuraction.
Dark scary Voice: Nope.
Buffy: Damm!
Darla: Well tell us before I find a way to hurt you.
Dark Scary Voice: Fine. You both died twice. The only ones in the world.
Darla: No, I died three times. When I was turned, when Angel killed me, and when I killed myself for my baby.
Buffy: You did? That's so sweet.
Darla: Shut up slayer.
Buffy: With that logic wouldn't that mean every vampire I killed or that has ever been killed would have died twice.
Dark Scary Voice: Shut up. Damm!
A/N: I know it was stupid but I found it funny in my head.