Hello. I am Supercat and this is my first fanfic, so, if it sucks, insult me. Severly. Many times. To the point where I start crying.
uh... Gainax has a pretty logo...uh... yeah and they own Evanwatchamacallit (lucky bastards)
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For the Sake of Humor
by Supercat
The setting is in a night club somewhere in New York. The previous act of the evening, an elephant sculpting famous U.S. Presidents out of big globs of earwax, steps off the stage. Has the crowd settles down, Hikari steps onto the stage, mike in hand. She makes sure she has everyone's attention, and starts speaking in a loud, clear voice,"Uh, hello ladies and
gentleman! I know the schedule says that you were supposed to see Jim Carry and Steve Martin perform Abbot and Costello's, uh..., that funny thing with
the bases,...but they had to save thousands of common house flies from the cold. So to replace them for this evening are Rei Ayanami and Asuka Langly Sohryu, playing each other."
The crowd settles down, stops beating each other up, goes back to they're seat and starts applauding has Rei and Asuka walk on to the stage.Rei yells(yes, she yells. That is not a typo. She's acting like Asuka,
remember?),"HEY! YOU! STOP STARING AT MY FACE LIKE THAT, YOU PERVERT!"(someone in the audience starts crying)"And you!",she continues,"my face is over here, not there, you sick BAKA!"she then points to her breasts perpously,
altough acting as though she doesn't know that she's pointing to the wrong spot.(or maybe the right spot? That's for you to decide)Meanwhile, Asuka's left eye slightly twitches.
Yup, Rei was definetly on a roll, but she made one Wrong Move. The Wrong Move swore revenge on Rei after she declined his request of creating a Wrong Move
of the opposite sex, then added, "I'll be there on your wedding night."
(cricket shirps)
OOOOOOOOOKKKKKKAYYY....
Well, anyway, she made one wrong move, and that wrong move is, she talked to Asuka.
"Hey, Wondergirl, you have something to add?" said Rei, regretting it has soon has she said it.(She must'uv been reading the script when she said it)
As though on cue, Asuka responded, "Hard drive obsolete. Press any key to continue." She then started making computer noises, and compared her (Rei's) personality to several types of wood."...Soin conclusion,"she dead-panned,"Wood is 97% more interesting than my personnality." The audience auplauded at her amazing math skills.
Rei then agrees and says," Quite true. I now have to admit that the only real reason I'm jealous of you Rei is because it's better to have the
personality of a doorknob, than that of a wild, enraged, mountain goat.""I am sorry. In the past 5:07 minutes," Asuka stated," I have been trying to
keep track of how many times I have died. Now, there was that time when I was a kid, the time I sacrificed my life,..."
"Oh, I understand, baka. To tell you the truth, baka, I have been trying to find out, baka, why I am supposedly supposed to be really smart, but, baka, have a vocabulary that consists of baka,antabaka, dumkopf, and I am the best."
Meanwhile, has the girls fling insultes back and forth at each other,(One of which Hikari doges) Hikari stares at them in a combination of faces,from total dibelief to utter hilarity, from awestruck faces to terrorstruck faces,and then sore faces. "Ow!" Hikari cried, "Those strikes really hurt!"
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Well, that's it. For now. I was thinking that maybe, if people like this fic, that I'd continue it. I was also thinking that I could do the same thing with Gendo and Shinji, Kensuke and Touji, Ritsuku and Misato, or, my favorite, Hikari and PenPen.
No, Hikari is not my favorite character. PenPen is. Just kiding, I don't know what (not who) my favorite character is, but PenPen is definetly cool.
Of course if people don't like this fic, or think it's mediocre or something, then I'v got plenty of other ideas, and I'm okay with that. Frankly, when I really think about, it is a sorta stupid idea, my humor is kinda crude (that isn't a bad thing, is it?), and I tottally got everyone out of character, but whatever. Hope you liked.
uh... Gainax has a pretty logo...uh... yeah and they own Evanwatchamacallit (lucky bastards)
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For the Sake of Humor
by Supercat
The setting is in a night club somewhere in New York. The previous act of the evening, an elephant sculpting famous U.S. Presidents out of big globs of earwax, steps off the stage. Has the crowd settles down, Hikari steps onto the stage, mike in hand. She makes sure she has everyone's attention, and starts speaking in a loud, clear voice,"Uh, hello ladies and
gentleman! I know the schedule says that you were supposed to see Jim Carry and Steve Martin perform Abbot and Costello's, uh..., that funny thing with
the bases,...but they had to save thousands of common house flies from the cold. So to replace them for this evening are Rei Ayanami and Asuka Langly Sohryu, playing each other."
The crowd settles down, stops beating each other up, goes back to they're seat and starts applauding has Rei and Asuka walk on to the stage.Rei yells(yes, she yells. That is not a typo. She's acting like Asuka,
remember?),"HEY! YOU! STOP STARING AT MY FACE LIKE THAT, YOU PERVERT!"(someone in the audience starts crying)"And you!",she continues,"my face is over here, not there, you sick BAKA!"she then points to her breasts perpously,
altough acting as though she doesn't know that she's pointing to the wrong spot.(or maybe the right spot? That's for you to decide)Meanwhile, Asuka's left eye slightly twitches.
Yup, Rei was definetly on a roll, but she made one Wrong Move. The Wrong Move swore revenge on Rei after she declined his request of creating a Wrong Move
of the opposite sex, then added, "I'll be there on your wedding night."
(cricket shirps)
OOOOOOOOOKKKKKKAYYY....
Well, anyway, she made one wrong move, and that wrong move is, she talked to Asuka.
"Hey, Wondergirl, you have something to add?" said Rei, regretting it has soon has she said it.(She must'uv been reading the script when she said it)
As though on cue, Asuka responded, "Hard drive obsolete. Press any key to continue." She then started making computer noises, and compared her (Rei's) personality to several types of wood."...Soin conclusion,"she dead-panned,"Wood is 97% more interesting than my personnality." The audience auplauded at her amazing math skills.
Rei then agrees and says," Quite true. I now have to admit that the only real reason I'm jealous of you Rei is because it's better to have the
personality of a doorknob, than that of a wild, enraged, mountain goat.""I am sorry. In the past 5:07 minutes," Asuka stated," I have been trying to
keep track of how many times I have died. Now, there was that time when I was a kid, the time I sacrificed my life,..."
"Oh, I understand, baka. To tell you the truth, baka, I have been trying to find out, baka, why I am supposedly supposed to be really smart, but, baka, have a vocabulary that consists of baka,antabaka, dumkopf, and I am the best."
Meanwhile, has the girls fling insultes back and forth at each other,(One of which Hikari doges) Hikari stares at them in a combination of faces,from total dibelief to utter hilarity, from awestruck faces to terrorstruck faces,and then sore faces. "Ow!" Hikari cried, "Those strikes really hurt!"
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Well, that's it. For now. I was thinking that maybe, if people like this fic, that I'd continue it. I was also thinking that I could do the same thing with Gendo and Shinji, Kensuke and Touji, Ritsuku and Misato, or, my favorite, Hikari and PenPen.
No, Hikari is not my favorite character. PenPen is. Just kiding, I don't know what (not who) my favorite character is, but PenPen is definetly cool.
Of course if people don't like this fic, or think it's mediocre or something, then I'v got plenty of other ideas, and I'm okay with that. Frankly, when I really think about, it is a sorta stupid idea, my humor is kinda crude (that isn't a bad thing, is it?), and I tottally got everyone out of character, but whatever. Hope you liked.