The next morning everyone was down in the Great Hall eating breakfast.
RON: So, Harry, did you watch Jerry last night?
HARRY: Yes. Oh my god. I can't believe she actually slept with her daughter's girlfriend. What a hoe.
RON: No, I was talking about Jerry Flier.
HARRY: Who's that?
RON: He's only the greatest quiditch player in the world.
HARRY: Ron, you have a new favorite every week.
RON: So
Just then all the owls flew in with the morning mail. Hedwig landed by Harry and dropped a package on his plate. Then she nibbled on his ear affectionately.
HARRY: Stop that! *Slaps Hedwig out of the way and feathers go flying*
HERMIONE: Harry that wasn't very nice
HARRY: Well, she always does that and it was starting to get really annoying. Plus, then my ear gets all red and she gets spit all over me. I'm not birdseed, so why the hell does she eat me?!
HERMIONE: OK, OK. Don't have a cow. So what's in the box?
HARRY: I dunno'.
Harry rips open the package eagerly.
RON: STCATNOC. What is that?
HERMIONE: Ron, you're reading it upsidown.
RON: Oh *turns box around* CONTACTS. Cool. They came! Put em' on, put em' on!
HARRY: I can't just put them on right here.
HERMIONE: let's go up to the dormitory
So they finished eating and walked up to the dorm.