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These are more lines I rearranged to make funny. I have another page, which you should read
too. Called Harry Funnies!
Harry: I wonder what it is like to be having all the money you need?
Ron: Look, we both had other things on our mind then, remember?
Fred: George, hurry up, we have to be in time for class so we don't miss a thing!
George: I know, think what would happen if we missed a question!
Percy: George, Fred, hurry up, I need those fireworks to set off in potions!
Fred an George: Percy! We are going to write mum about your behavior!
Snape: Hagrid, I feel so sorry for your poor Hippogriff!
Hagrid: Aww, that dumb thing, could never do a thing!
Lee Jordan: Come on Slytherin! You know, they have the best team ever.
McGonagall: Jordan, if you are going to choose sides, be sure to tell the whole school!
Hermione: I hope those house elves worked hard for our fest. It better be good!
Ron: Slave labor! That's what it is. Ridiculous!
Harry: Come on, I have to get to the library before Practice.
Hermione: Why? Don't you want to relax? What good is a library in a time like this?
Snape: Potter: I would like to award Gryffindor 50 points for your deed!
Hagrid: What! You call that worth point. What a joke!
Dudley: Harry, I bought you this nice Rolex watch since your last one was wrecked!
Harry: Oh! Thank-you so much Dudley. The best cousin ever!
Mrs. Dursley: Harry, I want you to eat all you can so you'll be ready for the excellent car ride we must take!
Harry: And why would I want your nasty cooking? I love my stale b.d. Cake!
More to come if you want!
These are more lines I rearranged to make funny. I have another page, which you should read
too. Called Harry Funnies!
Harry: I wonder what it is like to be having all the money you need?
Ron: Look, we both had other things on our mind then, remember?
Fred: George, hurry up, we have to be in time for class so we don't miss a thing!
George: I know, think what would happen if we missed a question!
Percy: George, Fred, hurry up, I need those fireworks to set off in potions!
Fred an George: Percy! We are going to write mum about your behavior!
Snape: Hagrid, I feel so sorry for your poor Hippogriff!
Hagrid: Aww, that dumb thing, could never do a thing!
Lee Jordan: Come on Slytherin! You know, they have the best team ever.
McGonagall: Jordan, if you are going to choose sides, be sure to tell the whole school!
Hermione: I hope those house elves worked hard for our fest. It better be good!
Ron: Slave labor! That's what it is. Ridiculous!
Harry: Come on, I have to get to the library before Practice.
Hermione: Why? Don't you want to relax? What good is a library in a time like this?
Snape: Potter: I would like to award Gryffindor 50 points for your deed!
Hagrid: What! You call that worth point. What a joke!
Dudley: Harry, I bought you this nice Rolex watch since your last one was wrecked!
Harry: Oh! Thank-you so much Dudley. The best cousin ever!
Mrs. Dursley: Harry, I want you to eat all you can so you'll be ready for the excellent car ride we must take!
Harry: And why would I want your nasty cooking? I love my stale b.d. Cake!
More to come if you want!