AUTHOR'S NOTE: I did this in a hurry, probably because I was just so bored so this might be a little crap. That's just my opinion though. No flames please; if you wanna flame, don't review at all – unless of course you have some constructive criticism (yeah riiiiight). Oh yeah, I have exams in a couple of months (ah the joys of being 16) so I'm gonna be really busy which means that I may not update for a while. Don't worry though coz me and my abnormal sense of humour should be back quite soon.
And, about the fic, don't flame me for making fun of characters, coz I make fun of them all, including my favs. Okay? Have a nice day! ^_^
DISCLAIMER: It should be painfully obvious by now; I don't own anything except the actual fic.
QUATRELLA – A GUNDAM WING PARODY OF CINDERELLA
CAST LIST:
QUATRELLA: Quatre
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Relena
WICKED STEPMOTHER: Zechs
1ST UGLY SISTER: Wufei
2ND UGLY SISTER: Hilde
PRICE CHARMING: Trowa
KING: Heero
QUEEN: Duo
MESSENGER: Noin
PRINCE'S AIDE: Catherine
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Before we start the fic, let's take a look at the reactions of the cast when they found out who they were going to play. ^_^
QUATRE: … I'm not a girl!!!!
RELENA: Who in Deathscythe-Hell wrote this script! And who did the casting! I don't wanna play the fat old fairy!!!
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Like I care.
DUO: HOW DARE YOU DESECRATE THE NAME OF DEATHSCYTHE, PEACECRAP! PREPARE TO FIGHT! MOON CRYSTAL POWER!!!!!…Er…I'll shut up now.
WUFEI: ……INJUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTTIIIIIIIIICEEEEEE!!!!!!! (LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Slightly obvious, I know.)
HILDE: Why isn't Duo the Prince? Can I play Cinderella? …?! I'M NOT UGLY!!!
TROWA: …………………?? Quatre's playing Cinderella?
ZECHS: (sigh) Is it the hair thing again?
NOIN: Yeah, give ME the smallest part. What do you people have against me?
CATHERINE: Coooooool. I get to be a slave. I'm sooooo grateful.
TREIZE: Why can't I have a part?
LADY UNE: Same reason you can't do anything else.
TREIZE: What's that?
LADY UNE: You're dead.
TREIZE: … Oh yeah.
DOROTHY: What about Sally and me?
SALLY: She's right, I want a part too!
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Fine, fine. You can be the coach driver and footman...er…footwoman.
LADY UNE: Aren't they mice through most of the story?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Keep you voice down, they might hear you!
TREIZE: That's not fair. Can I be a mouse too?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: No.
HEERO: ……Omae o korosu!!! (He faints)
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Duo, what did you tell him?
DUO: That's he's playing the fairy. ^_^;
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Enough of this crap, on with the fic!
QUATRELLA
Chapter 1
Far away (from somewhere – wherever you are, I suppose), in the kingdom of Sandrock, there lived a kind-hearted innocent young gir-
QUATRE: I am not a girl!
Okay, okay, there lived a kind hearted young man called Quatrella. Actually, his name was Quatre. He got them name Quatrella because, um, just because he had a really mean family. Well, they weren't his real family. Quatrella's father died a long time ago, while trying to promote peace among the colonies-
QUATRE: Wrong story!
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Oops.
In any case, Quatrella's father was dead, and the only family Quatrella had left was his step 'mother', Zechs, and his two ugly stepsisters. All right I admit, one's a guy. So Quatrella's actually got his wicked stepfather, one ugly stepsister and one ugly stepbrother.
Anyway, it was a normal day for Quatrella; cleaning, cooking, you get the picture. His stepfather and stepbrother and stepsister never bothered to help Quatrella with any of the chores, and he was way too polite to say anything about it. Quatrella often wondered if he would ever get to live his life in peace, away from his 'family'.
One day…
DING-DONG!
ZECHS: Quatrella! Answer the door! Then come help me wash my hair! Where's the anti-dandruff shampoo/conditioner?!…I can't believe I'm saying this…
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Stick to the script!
WUFEI: I refuse to do this! Nataku would never forgive me for going along with this madness!
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Would you prefer for me to make you an ugly 'sister' again?
WUFEI:… QUATRELLA! Where are you? I need you to make me some tea!
QUATRE: Tea? ^_^
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: -_-;
HILDE: Quatrella, I need help painting my nails! Where's Wufei's pink polish?
SALLY: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH!!!
WUFEI: Kisama!!! I don't wear nail polish! …it's for Nataku…
SALLY: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
????????????
Shenlong Gundam wearing nail polish? What the heck's going on? Will we ever find out? Will Zechs get to wash his hair? Will Hilde get her nails painted? Will Sally ever stop laughing? Will Wufei ever get his tea?
QUATRE: Tea!^_^
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Oh shut up…
Will I ever get to the point?
Probably not!
Find out next time and remember, REVIEW!!!!!!!