AUTHOR'S NOTE: The second chapter is here and I think I should be more concerned about my exams, but I keep writing fics instead. What grade do you think I'd get if this were a course?
DISCLAIMER: If I could afford it, I'd buy the rights to both Trowa and Heero, plus Deathscythe, but I can't. Oh well.
QUATRELLA – A GUNDAM WING PARODY OF CINDERELLA
CAST LIST:
QUATRELLA: Quatre
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Relena
WICKED STEPMOTHER: Zechs
1ST UGLY SISTER: Wufei
2ND UGLY SISTER: Hilde
PRICE CHARMING: Trowa
KING: Heero
QUEEN: Duo
MESSENGER: Noin
PRINCE'S AIDE: Catherine
Chapter 2
ZECHS: Quatrella! Have you answered the door yet? We should send that boy to a clinic if you ask me. Tea Lovers Anonymous!
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: No one asked you, NOW STICK TO THE SCRIPT OR I'LL RIP YOUR HAIR OFF!
HEERO: Don't you mean 'out'?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME! IT'S A HAIRPIECE! What are you doing here anyway? Did you decide to play the fairy after all?
HEERO: No.
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Then GO AWAY! I need you in the NEXT chapter – or is it the next?
HEERO: Okay! ^_^
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: That's scary…
ZECHS: …I don't wear a hairpiece.
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Well duh! …but rumours spread like wildfire you know.
ZECHS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
QUATRE: Ow, my eardrums!
ZECHS: Have you answered the door yet?
QUATRE: No.
ZECHS: So go already!
QUATRE: Okay, okay. Keep you hairpiece on.
ZECHS: IT'S NOT A HAIRPIECE!
Quatrella finally managed to get to the door and answer it. Outside stood a woman dressed in some kind of uniform. She introduced herself as the King's Royal Messenger.
NOIN: I am the King's Royal Messenger.
QUATRE: Really? So how is Heero anyway?
NOIN: He's okay. A bit peeved at Duo… (she notices the author watching her, waving a giant neon sign with the words 'STICK TO THE DAMN SCRIPT')
NOIN: Ahem. As I was saying, I'm the Royal Messenger and I have a letter for the head of the household. (She gives the official looking letter to Quatre)
QUATRE: Thank you very much.
NOIN: I must be going now. Goodbye. (She leaves)
ZECHS APPEARS AT THE DOOR IN A BATHROBE
ZECHS: Who was at the door?
QUATRE: The King's Royal Messenger.
ZECHS: So what did he want?
NOIN: ?? HE?!
ZECHS: Forgive me Noin, I didn't know it was you.
NOIN: Hmph!
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Noin, your part's over.
NOIN: …so?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: LEAVE. NOW.
NOIN: Okay, I'm going (sigh). First you give me the smallest part…
SHE LEAVES
QUATRE: …
ZECHS: …
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: …
QUATRE: Oh, is it my line?
ZECHS: -_-;
QUATRE: (blushes) The messenger gave me this letter.
ZECHS: Well give it here then. Hmm. It says here that the King has declared that it is time for the prince to get married. He has invited everyone eligible in the kingdom to attend a ball where the prince will pick his bride. Hilde! Wufei! Come here!
HILDE: You don't have to yell…
WUFEI: What do you want onna?
HILDE: Wufei, that's no way to speak to our (smirk) mother.
ZECHS: …
WUFEI: I just thought of something.
SALLY: (gasp) It's a miracle!
WUFEI: Daft onna… oh yeah, if Zechs is our mother, who is our father?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: You're an ugly sister, um, brother. You don't have a dad.
QUATRE: But everyone has a dad.
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: THEY don't.
QUATRE: But…
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: I didn't cast a dad for them coz he doesn't even appear in the story at all!
QUATRE: Oh.
TREIZE: Can I be the dad?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE & WUFEI: NO!!
ZECHS: AS I WAS SAYING… Hilde and Wufei, the King is giving a ball for all eligible people in the kingdom, where the prince will pick his bride!
HILDE: …
WUFEI: …so?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Oh come on you two! Try it again. And do it right this time!
ZECHS: Hilde and Wufei, the King is giving a ball for all eligible people in the kingdom, where the prince will pick his bride!
HILDE: WOW! Come on Wufei, let's go see what we're gonna wear!
WUFEI: But I'm a guy.
ZECHS: There's a very big chance that he's gay.
WUFEI: Oh, okay then.
QUATRE: Can I go too?
ZECHS: Of course not.
QUATRE: But…why?
ZECHS: Um, you know I'm not actually sure. But it's in the script so I guess you can't go. Sorry Quatre.
QUATRE: That's okay, it's not your fault.
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: …why do I even bother? (she switches the neon sign off)
DUO: Coz you love me so much!
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: No I don't. Have you been talking to my cousin Tasha?
DUO: No.
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Liar. She's the only one who'd say something stupid like that.
DUO: So who do you really like then?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: None of your business.
DUO: That's okay, I'll just ask your cousin. See ya!
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: COME BACK HERE MAXWELL!!!
This story was intended to be only a few pages long but it's got a life of it's own now so I'll stop whenever I can. The next chapter should be about Quatrella meeting the Fairy Godmother but you guys know that I get sidetracked easily don't you? I'm sorry! I'll try to get the next part out soon and by the way… REVIEW!
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