AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm back people! Sorry this took so long, it's just that I've been having a few problems recently. Anyhoo I'm writing a serious fic now as well as the usual humour. It's a DBZ/Gundam wing crossover about Mirai Trunks, read it and see what you think; I'd love to see everyone's opinions. Enough of me, here's chapter 3!
DISCLAIMER: Lawsuits suck.
QUATRELLA – A GUNDAM WING PARODY
OF CINDERELLA
CAST LIST:
QUATRELLA: Quatre
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Relena
WICKED STEPMOTHER: Zechs
1ST UGLY SISTER: Wufei
2ND UGLY SISTER: Hilde
PRICE CHARMING: Trowa
KING: Heero
QUEEN: Duo
MESSENGER: Noin
PRINCE'S AIDE: Catherine
Chapter 3
Quatrella was broken hearted about not being able to go to the ball…even though Zechs had no problem with her, um, him going, the script said that he couldn't and hey, who am I to rewrite a fairytale?
QUATRE: It's (sniff) not fair.
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: I'm not changing the story (too much ^_^). Besides, you know you get to go later don't you?
QUATRE: …I do?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Haven't you ever heard this story before?
QUATRE: Nope. ^_^
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Hey, you're supposed to look upset!
QUATRE: Oh yeah… it's not fair, why can't I go?
(Muffled noises and voices can be heard)
No Hilde! I don't want to play the fairy!
Too bad Relena.
Omae o korosu!
Hey that's my line!
Shut up spandex boy!
BY THIS TIME, THE AUTHORESS HAVING BECOME BORED, USES HER AUTHOR-POWERS TO ZAP RELENA IN FRONT OF QUATRE
RELENA: (adjusting her tiara) How did I get here?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: …(gives Relena a death-glare)
RELENA: Oh yeah, um, but you can go to the ball Quatrella!
QUATRE: (gasp) Who are you?
RELENA: I am your fairy godmother. (She curtsies)
QUATRE: Wow! I have a fairy godmother?
RELENA: Well yeah, that's why I'm here.
QUATRE: So what exactly do you do?
RELENA: I make your dreams come true.
QUATRE: Like a genie?
RELENA: No, genies do wishes.
QUATRE: Well, my dream was to go the ball but I can't.
RELENA: What's stopping you?
QUATRE: My stepmother and my two ugly sisters.
WUFEI: Injustice!
HILDE: Less of the ugly!
QUATRE: Oh sorry. I meant one stepsister and one stepbrother.
RELENA: That doesn't matter; they can't do anything against my powers! Go and find two mice and a pumpkin. Bring them back here and then watch closely.
QUATRE: Okay (disappears to look for two mice and a pumpkin).
RELENA: …(taps her wand against her hand)
QUATRE: I'm back! I'm sorry, I couldn't find a pumpkin. Will this Sandrock action figure do?
RELENA: I suppose so. Stand back!
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER WAVES HER
WAND AT THE MICE AND THE SANDROCK ACTION FIGURE. THE MICE START TO GROW AND
CHANGE SHAPE WHILE THE SANDROCK JUST GROWS. THERE IS A FLASH OF LIGHT AND WHEN
THE LIGHT GOES DOROTHY AND SALLY ARE STANDING THERE LOOKING DAZED.
DOROTHY: What's going on?
SALLY: Yeah, I feel dizzy.
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: You guys wanted to be in the story so I cast you as the mice.
DOROTHY: WHAT? How dare you!
QUATRE: Um Dorothy, you might want to look behind you…
DOROTHY: Huh? (She turns to see what Quatre's talking about and faints)
SALLY: Dorothy are you okay? Aaaaaghhh!! She's got a tail! (Faints)
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Oh well, looks like you'll have to do without a coach driver or footwoman.
QUATRE: That's okay.
RELENA: Anyway, there's your 'coach'. Now all you need is the right
outfit. What colour do you want?
QUATRE: Pale blue.
RELENA: Are you sure? I think that pink's more your colour…
QUATRE: No thank you. Contrary to popular belief, I hate pink!
RELENA: I wouldn't have guessed it… Anyway, come over here.
QUATRE WALKS OVER TO RELENA AND SHE WAVES HER WAND AGAIN. WHEN QUATRE LOOKS DOWN AT HIMSELF HE IS DRESSED IN A PALE BLUE BALLGOWN COVERED IN LACE AND SILVER EMBROIDERY. HE HAS GLASS SHOES ON HIS FEET.
QUATRE: Um Relena? Don't you think that you're overdoing this just
a little?
RELENA: Nonsense. Oh yes I almost forgot. (Waves the wand again)
There that's better. (Hands Quatre a mirror)
QUATRE: (Looks at himself in the mirror) Relena! I can't wear
makeup in public!
RELENA: You can and you will. (Waves her wand and transports Quatre
into the Sandrock's cockpit)
QUATRE: This is ridiculous.
RELENA: By the way Quatre, you have to be back by midnight. The
magic will only last till then.
QUATRE: Genies are better. Their magic lasts as long as you want.
RELENA: Have you ever met a genie?
QUATRE: No.
RELENA: Exactly. Now it's time to go Quatrella. Have fun at the
ball!
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER DISAPPEARS IN A PUFF OF PURPLE SMOKE.
QUATRE: Okay, here we go! (Powers up Sandrock and puts it on
autopilot)
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Bye Quatre, see you later!
QUATRE: Wait a minute, aren't you coming with me?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Of course not. I hate going to balls.
QUATRE: Please? (Makes huge kawaii eyes)
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: I hate it when you do that. Fine, fine I'll come. (Uses
author powers to zap herself into a beautiful silver ball gown with matching
sandals)
QUATRE: How are you going to get to the palace?
LADY DEATHSCYTHE: Somehow, I don't think that's going to be a problem.
(Disappears in a puff of blue mist)
QUATRE: Cool.
How will Quatre get on at the
ball? Will he get to dance with the prince? Will his stepsiblings get in the
way? How long will you have to wait for the next chapter? All will be answered
next time! REVIEW – I like to know what you think!
TBC
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