harry p.
a filk to R.E.M.'s "Superman"
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry, Hermione, Weasley, etc. Those all belong to J.K. Rowling. "Superman" belongs to R.E.M. I wish I owned both, but unfortunately I don't. I wrote this solely for my own amusement and (hopefully!) for the amusement of others, so I am making no money off of this filk.
I am I am I am Hermione and I can figure what's happening
I am I am I am Weasley and I can help with anything
You really can beat up that guy you fight 24/7 can't you?
I know you can beat up that guy cause I really do know you.
I am I am I am Harry P. and I know what's happening
I am I am I am Voldemort and I can do anything.
If you go a million miles anyway I'll track you down, boy
Trust me when I say I can crush you within my grasp
If you track me down for millions of miles, wizard
Trust me when I say I can end your reign of evil
I am I am I am Hermione and I can figure what's happening
I am I am I am Weasley and I can help with anything
I am I am I am Dumbledore and I know what's happening
I am I am I am Dumbledore and I'll stop anything