Chapter Thirteen
Okay people, it's time to get nasty,
since Relena did the worst possible thing to our beloved Heero, (the Kiss) Heero and Serena are going to get back, and I mean plain evil.
To all your Darien and Relena lovers, strongly caution, cause it's just going to get plain nasty. Byt the way I don't own Sailor Moon or Gundam WIng. But I do own a cute adorable Heero plushie.
Ja Ne
Misty
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"Oh Heero, my poor baby, are your lips all right, did the bad bitch queen's lips send some kind of virus to you. Are you okay, do you want me to get teh flamethrower." Serena said, as she sat by Heero on the couch.
"I need a hug. Hold me." Heero said, as pitifuly as he could which made Duo faint.
"Oh my poor poor baby." Serena said, and hugged Heero who just made soft crying sounds. Then everybody heard Duo come to.
"Ugh, who am I, where am I, and why am I here." Duo groaned, and Wufei just got a pure evil look on his face.
"You are Mr. Tinkles, you are in your little factory, and you are a cat trying to take over the world, with a formula that will make the whole world allergic to Dogs, so the dogs can't come to the humans rescue." Wufei said, and snorted with laughter as Duo meowed. Then he was hit upside the head by a laughing Hotaru.
"Mr. Tinkles, your real name, is The Lone Ranger, you are in the jail house, you were trying to help your freind Tonto but were captured, you like to run around saying high ho Silver." Hotaru said, and Wufei just shook her hand.
"Your a woman after my heart." Wufei said, shaking Hotarus hand, and laughing at Duo's antics of jumping around the room like he was on a horse, and yelling 'Hi Ho Silver Away!'. But was hit up side the head again.
"So what am I chop liver." Haruka said, as she glared at Wufei, who went back to groveling at Haruka's feet, and Haruka just smirking, and Hotaru going over to Duo to bring him back, to his normal self. But before she could speak Duo had swept her off her Feet and gave her a very romantic kiss.
"Hey there little lady, what's a fine gal like you, doing in a jail house such as this." Duo said, in a weird Texan accent.
"I might ask you the same thing partner." Hotaru said, trying to mimic Duo's accent but couldn't cover up the japenese accent, and the two went back to kissing.
"Oh Heero, so what are we going to do about Relena, and Darien, I mean. I have just figured out this perfect prank, that will make them wish they were never born." Serena said, and giggled as Heero just looked at her. "Okay..." Serena said, then started whispering her plan into Heero's ear, and laughed as his eye's got wider.
"Your cruel little devil." Heero muttered, under his breath as he looked at his lap which was now occupied by a giggling Serena.
"Yeah but I'm your little devil." Serena said, and the two went back to kissing. SO all was well in the house of Lovers. Wufei groveling at a smirking Haruka's feet. Treiz whispering sweet poems in a blushing Amy's ear. Michiru and Quatra comparing violins, Setsuna bonking Milliardo on the head, after she found out about his earlier escapeades with Noin, Raye and Lita just shaking their heads. And Hotaru now holding her glaive at Duo's neck after he told her about a girl he had met in a bar once. Yep alls well. BUt not for long.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ah yes, the infamous mating call of the Queen Bitch. OOps I mean Queen of Crap, I mean shit, uh I mean the mating call of Relena Peacecrap, I mean oh what the hell, the mating call of the banshee. Then Relena rushed in and glomped again onto Heero, totally missing the pissed off look on Serena.
"Relena, that is the last and final time you glomp on to my boyfriend, Earth Shattering Humiliation." Serena called out, her pointed star blazing and an imaginary wind wipping around her, blowing her hair free once again of it's constrictive braid, and making twist around her. Then everybody looked at a now screaming Relena, who was wearing and all black teddy that had bitch written on it, then on Relenas right thigh was something that made everybody want to puke, including Milliardo, there was a picture of Her and Heero in wedding attire,with Heero holding a gun, saying I'm going to kill you underneath the tatoo. Serena just looked disgusted, then had flames start to eat away at her hair, and her face turned orange, and her teddy kept flashing the word bitch, and showed off her extremly flat chest. "Now you know not to piss me off bitch, but heed my words mortal, for the rath of Cosmos, can be deadly if you face it, but it can be deadlier, when it's towards you. Good night Dearie." Serena said, as seh flung Relena out off the house, this time locking the door. "So Heero about out plan." Serena said, getting cozy once more on Heero's lap who just rolled his eyes.
"Commences tonight." Heero said, and Serena giggled and both she and Heero dissappeared, to go Relena's mansion where Darien, Mina, and Relena were staying. Then in a flash they were back, both looking exhausted, but both with huge evil grins, well Serena was grinning Heero was smirking slightly.
"Oh boy I am so tired, come on Heero it's time to go to sleep." Serena said, as she winked at Heero who just grinned, and went to join her. (Get your head out of the gutter Hentai's, I will not allow that in my story.) Once inside Serena and Heero's room, a silver mirror appeared, and it showed a sleeping Darien, Mina, and Relena, and the pranks that were pulled on them, and what was to come. Then with the mirrior on, Heero and Serena crawled into bed and waited for the fun to begine.
**Next Day*****
"BBBBBIIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHH!!!!" Was heard from the mirror, as the image divided into three screens, on the first screen, was Relena, looking at herself in the mirrior. Serena had dyed Relena's hair chestnaught brown, and Serena had added extensions, and braided, then put violet eye color contacts, in Relena's eyes, then put Relena in a priest's outfit, so when Relena woke up she looked just like a certin braided baka. Then next screen showed Darien, with a very deep scowl pasted on his face. Serena had dyed his hair, her old hair color, and had put extremly long extensions in and then put the hair up like her old hairstyle, and also put makeup on his face so he looked like Serena, and then put on padding so he looked like a girl and put a dress on him, with heels and all. She even shaved his legs. Next Mina was running her hand through what used to be her hair, but had been turned into a buzz cut, and died green which was totally not her color. THen Serena put baggy clothes on her to hid her female features, and her face was done up so it looked like a guys, and Serena had shaved away Mina's eyebrows. So she looked like an alienated freak. Serena and Heero were watching the whole thing and were on the ground shaking with laughter, Heero was having a hard time breathing through the laughter.
"Ne Heero, want the fun to really begin." Serena said, with a glint in her eye and a small romote with a little red button. "Heero, do you remember the little red button." Serena said, putting on a pair of stylish black sun glasses, and handed the remote to Heero. Heero nodded smirking, "Push the little red button." Serena added, and smirked as Heero also put on a pair of sunglasses like Serena's and pushed the button. Then screams were heard, and Serena and Heero smirked. The screen with Relena, showed Relena being covered with liquid marshmellow, then milk chocolate, followed by gramcrackers, and a circle of fire surronded her room making it look as if she was in the fire, yet there was no heat, but since Relena is so stupid she didn't notice and kept screaming 'I'm melting!' Like the witch she is. NExt Darien had hollograms of all the annoying girls that had chased after him, and started chasing him around the room, Serena making them just real enough for Darien to feel their nails on his back as the tried to grab him and kiss him. Next Mina was so busy running her hand through her hair, and muttering profane words under her breath, that she didn't notice until it was to late, that her clothes turned into that of a teddy that made her look hideus not to mention that her hair looked even more like shit, and was on a hologram that made her think that she was on a catwalk, and everywhere she turned there were T.V.'s showing the fashion show and were trained on Mina's everymove, and she could see her self, then she turned to fast and fell on her face and laughter, started puring over the speakers. Then melted gum fell on her, so she was a sticky goey mass that everybody just laughed at. Then three notes fluttered down. Relena's read.
You always wanted to be with my Heero.
Well you got your wish,
just not how you thought it would be,
for you see,
the only way to be with him,
is to be his bestfriend.
Which is Duo.
By the way watch out for Hotaru.
Then Relena screeched as a fake hologram of Hotaru swong her glaive at Relena's head making Relena pass out. Darien was afraid to read his.
Darien's:
Oh dear me,
for I can see,
that you wish you hadn't been so mean.
But now you know,
not to is with the Queen,
who can make it snow,
forever over you, you fein.
But hey,
let just say.
The girls still think your hot,
but sadley your not.
Have a nice day.
Darien just balled it up but started to run again as he remember the girls in his room, he didn't even notice that they had dissapeared until he looked over his sholder, which had been after three laps around his room. Mina was just dieing to read what her said.
You like to chase after guys,
well now your one.
so don't feel down,
cause I can see your frown.
Cause don't you see,
I made you what you always wanted,
so now you don't have to want, anymore.
Mina just growled, and stalked out of the room after getting the room back to normal, and went downstairs for a shower. But when she turned it on she didn't pay attention, to the fact that the word was dyed blue and was turning her sking blue. But she did notice it when she was looking at herself in the mirror. But by that time Serena was howling on the floor, and Heero had allready passed out from the lack of oxygen he had gotten from laughing to much. But luckly Serena restored him with mouth to mouth recesitation, and he woke up. Then the two walked downstairs, to be confronted by twelve angrey faces, but then Serena showed them all that had happen in the mirror, and everybody was on the ground laughing, and Heero and Serena smirked, cause Darien and Relena have yet to find out what he had done.
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That's all for Chapter thirteen.
Ja Ne
Misty
Okay people, it's time to get nasty,
since Relena did the worst possible thing to our beloved Heero, (the Kiss) Heero and Serena are going to get back, and I mean plain evil.
To all your Darien and Relena lovers, strongly caution, cause it's just going to get plain nasty. Byt the way I don't own Sailor Moon or Gundam WIng. But I do own a cute adorable Heero plushie.
Ja Ne
Misty
****************************************************************
"Oh Heero, my poor baby, are your lips all right, did the bad bitch queen's lips send some kind of virus to you. Are you okay, do you want me to get teh flamethrower." Serena said, as she sat by Heero on the couch.
"I need a hug. Hold me." Heero said, as pitifuly as he could which made Duo faint.
"Oh my poor poor baby." Serena said, and hugged Heero who just made soft crying sounds. Then everybody heard Duo come to.
"Ugh, who am I, where am I, and why am I here." Duo groaned, and Wufei just got a pure evil look on his face.
"You are Mr. Tinkles, you are in your little factory, and you are a cat trying to take over the world, with a formula that will make the whole world allergic to Dogs, so the dogs can't come to the humans rescue." Wufei said, and snorted with laughter as Duo meowed. Then he was hit upside the head by a laughing Hotaru.
"Mr. Tinkles, your real name, is The Lone Ranger, you are in the jail house, you were trying to help your freind Tonto but were captured, you like to run around saying high ho Silver." Hotaru said, and Wufei just shook her hand.
"Your a woman after my heart." Wufei said, shaking Hotarus hand, and laughing at Duo's antics of jumping around the room like he was on a horse, and yelling 'Hi Ho Silver Away!'. But was hit up side the head again.
"So what am I chop liver." Haruka said, as she glared at Wufei, who went back to groveling at Haruka's feet, and Haruka just smirking, and Hotaru going over to Duo to bring him back, to his normal self. But before she could speak Duo had swept her off her Feet and gave her a very romantic kiss.
"Hey there little lady, what's a fine gal like you, doing in a jail house such as this." Duo said, in a weird Texan accent.
"I might ask you the same thing partner." Hotaru said, trying to mimic Duo's accent but couldn't cover up the japenese accent, and the two went back to kissing.
"Oh Heero, so what are we going to do about Relena, and Darien, I mean. I have just figured out this perfect prank, that will make them wish they were never born." Serena said, and giggled as Heero just looked at her. "Okay..." Serena said, then started whispering her plan into Heero's ear, and laughed as his eye's got wider.
"Your cruel little devil." Heero muttered, under his breath as he looked at his lap which was now occupied by a giggling Serena.
"Yeah but I'm your little devil." Serena said, and the two went back to kissing. SO all was well in the house of Lovers. Wufei groveling at a smirking Haruka's feet. Treiz whispering sweet poems in a blushing Amy's ear. Michiru and Quatra comparing violins, Setsuna bonking Milliardo on the head, after she found out about his earlier escapeades with Noin, Raye and Lita just shaking their heads. And Hotaru now holding her glaive at Duo's neck after he told her about a girl he had met in a bar once. Yep alls well. BUt not for long.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ah yes, the infamous mating call of the Queen Bitch. OOps I mean Queen of Crap, I mean shit, uh I mean the mating call of Relena Peacecrap, I mean oh what the hell, the mating call of the banshee. Then Relena rushed in and glomped again onto Heero, totally missing the pissed off look on Serena.
"Relena, that is the last and final time you glomp on to my boyfriend, Earth Shattering Humiliation." Serena called out, her pointed star blazing and an imaginary wind wipping around her, blowing her hair free once again of it's constrictive braid, and making twist around her. Then everybody looked at a now screaming Relena, who was wearing and all black teddy that had bitch written on it, then on Relenas right thigh was something that made everybody want to puke, including Milliardo, there was a picture of Her and Heero in wedding attire,with Heero holding a gun, saying I'm going to kill you underneath the tatoo. Serena just looked disgusted, then had flames start to eat away at her hair, and her face turned orange, and her teddy kept flashing the word bitch, and showed off her extremly flat chest. "Now you know not to piss me off bitch, but heed my words mortal, for the rath of Cosmos, can be deadly if you face it, but it can be deadlier, when it's towards you. Good night Dearie." Serena said, as seh flung Relena out off the house, this time locking the door. "So Heero about out plan." Serena said, getting cozy once more on Heero's lap who just rolled his eyes.
"Commences tonight." Heero said, and Serena giggled and both she and Heero dissappeared, to go Relena's mansion where Darien, Mina, and Relena were staying. Then in a flash they were back, both looking exhausted, but both with huge evil grins, well Serena was grinning Heero was smirking slightly.
"Oh boy I am so tired, come on Heero it's time to go to sleep." Serena said, as she winked at Heero who just grinned, and went to join her. (Get your head out of the gutter Hentai's, I will not allow that in my story.) Once inside Serena and Heero's room, a silver mirror appeared, and it showed a sleeping Darien, Mina, and Relena, and the pranks that were pulled on them, and what was to come. Then with the mirrior on, Heero and Serena crawled into bed and waited for the fun to begine.
**Next Day*****
"BBBBBIIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHH!!!!" Was heard from the mirror, as the image divided into three screens, on the first screen, was Relena, looking at herself in the mirrior. Serena had dyed Relena's hair chestnaught brown, and Serena had added extensions, and braided, then put violet eye color contacts, in Relena's eyes, then put Relena in a priest's outfit, so when Relena woke up she looked just like a certin braided baka. Then next screen showed Darien, with a very deep scowl pasted on his face. Serena had dyed his hair, her old hair color, and had put extremly long extensions in and then put the hair up like her old hairstyle, and also put makeup on his face so he looked like Serena, and then put on padding so he looked like a girl and put a dress on him, with heels and all. She even shaved his legs. Next Mina was running her hand through what used to be her hair, but had been turned into a buzz cut, and died green which was totally not her color. THen Serena put baggy clothes on her to hid her female features, and her face was done up so it looked like a guys, and Serena had shaved away Mina's eyebrows. So she looked like an alienated freak. Serena and Heero were watching the whole thing and were on the ground shaking with laughter, Heero was having a hard time breathing through the laughter.
"Ne Heero, want the fun to really begin." Serena said, with a glint in her eye and a small romote with a little red button. "Heero, do you remember the little red button." Serena said, putting on a pair of stylish black sun glasses, and handed the remote to Heero. Heero nodded smirking, "Push the little red button." Serena added, and smirked as Heero also put on a pair of sunglasses like Serena's and pushed the button. Then screams were heard, and Serena and Heero smirked. The screen with Relena, showed Relena being covered with liquid marshmellow, then milk chocolate, followed by gramcrackers, and a circle of fire surronded her room making it look as if she was in the fire, yet there was no heat, but since Relena is so stupid she didn't notice and kept screaming 'I'm melting!' Like the witch she is. NExt Darien had hollograms of all the annoying girls that had chased after him, and started chasing him around the room, Serena making them just real enough for Darien to feel their nails on his back as the tried to grab him and kiss him. Next Mina was so busy running her hand through her hair, and muttering profane words under her breath, that she didn't notice until it was to late, that her clothes turned into that of a teddy that made her look hideus not to mention that her hair looked even more like shit, and was on a hologram that made her think that she was on a catwalk, and everywhere she turned there were T.V.'s showing the fashion show and were trained on Mina's everymove, and she could see her self, then she turned to fast and fell on her face and laughter, started puring over the speakers. Then melted gum fell on her, so she was a sticky goey mass that everybody just laughed at. Then three notes fluttered down. Relena's read.
You always wanted to be with my Heero.
Well you got your wish,
just not how you thought it would be,
for you see,
the only way to be with him,
is to be his bestfriend.
Which is Duo.
By the way watch out for Hotaru.
Then Relena screeched as a fake hologram of Hotaru swong her glaive at Relena's head making Relena pass out. Darien was afraid to read his.
Darien's:
Oh dear me,
for I can see,
that you wish you hadn't been so mean.
But now you know,
not to is with the Queen,
who can make it snow,
forever over you, you fein.
But hey,
let just say.
The girls still think your hot,
but sadley your not.
Have a nice day.
Darien just balled it up but started to run again as he remember the girls in his room, he didn't even notice that they had dissapeared until he looked over his sholder, which had been after three laps around his room. Mina was just dieing to read what her said.
You like to chase after guys,
well now your one.
so don't feel down,
cause I can see your frown.
Cause don't you see,
I made you what you always wanted,
so now you don't have to want, anymore.
Mina just growled, and stalked out of the room after getting the room back to normal, and went downstairs for a shower. But when she turned it on she didn't pay attention, to the fact that the word was dyed blue and was turning her sking blue. But she did notice it when she was looking at herself in the mirror. But by that time Serena was howling on the floor, and Heero had allready passed out from the lack of oxygen he had gotten from laughing to much. But luckly Serena restored him with mouth to mouth recesitation, and he woke up. Then the two walked downstairs, to be confronted by twelve angrey faces, but then Serena showed them all that had happen in the mirror, and everybody was on the ground laughing, and Heero and Serena smirked, cause Darien and Relena have yet to find out what he had done.
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That's all for Chapter thirteen.
Ja Ne
Misty