Disclaimer: I own nothing except my really whacked out head. I wish I owned Frodo, I keep telling myself he lives in my closet but ever time I look in he isn't there..= ( this is my first fan fic so be gentle, please? *givespuppdogeyesandbatterseyeslashes* oh screw it...
On with the fic...
I Wonder If....
Elves
Elves shave their legs?
Elves have deodorant?
Elves ever get a da** tangle (cause I sure do!)?
Elves all woke up in a bath, its by far the thing they're most familiar with.
Elves have little arrow fairies that follow them around EVERYWHERE, giving them an endless
supply of shiny brand spankin new arrows?
Legolas gets tired of brushing his hair every three minutes?
Elves have ever heard of the word, "pants".
There is a poor renegade elf living in middle earth somewhere with short hair?
Wizards
The Valar is a chick, I mean Saruman has to get that whole perfect hair, and nails influence from
somewhere.
Wizards ever go on dates, and if they do, do they wash their hair before?
The Valar told all the ugly men that inhabited Middle Earth to all "GO TO BREE I DON'T
WANT YOU TO STINK UP MY BEAUTIFUL WORLD! AND TAKE THAT DAMN FERRET
WITH YOU!!!" (Hehe I like the ferret, it reminds me of the Budweiser commercials)
Hobbits
Hobbits have dandruff on their feet
There is a Hobbit Weight Watchers(just curious!)
Or a Hobbits Alcoholics Anonymous
Somewhere, out there, beneath the pale moonlight, there is a FREAKIN HOBBIT THAT CAN'T
SING!
Hobbits start out their emotional therapy going, "Well, ever since I was a little hobbit lad/lass,
I've been teased about my height, I mean IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"
Pippin is going to need therapy?
Merry ever wishes that he were the dumb one?
Men
King Theoden actually has a significance to the story? (Sorry in my opinion he's useless!)
Aragorn has a separate address for each one of his names?
Anyone actually liked Boromir? (I did, poor baby I wish he didn't die!)
Writer's Note:
Alright the last part was kinda weak, although I did like the image of a poor mailman have to go all over Middle Earth to give mail to the same person. *grins*
Oh and I really love Pippin, he's awesome. And I've read the second book, and he isn't dumb.= ) (TOLD YOU MACALL!)
-melanie