Title: Always on My Mind
Author: Autumn
Disclaimer: I own not,
therefor I am. The song 'Always on My Mind' Is property of Elvis, and 'What a
Wonderful World' is Louie Armstrong's.
Note: I'm pretty sure
Rainbow Brite is from the '80s, but whatever.
This is set in 2nd season.
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Steven Hyde strolled
into the Forman basement and took his
place in the circle. He glanced up and was surprised to see Red
Forman sitting across from him.
Hyde: Hey Red what's
going on?
Red: Well Steven, Eric
here told me about your problem so I'm here to
make sure you don't act like a dumbass.
Eric: Dad, would you
care to do the honors?
Red lights up a joint,
takes a hit and passes it on.
Kelso (who is wearing a hideous red, orange, and yellow Hawaiian
shirt) Eric, your dad is so cool!
Red: Shut up dumbass!
Eric: Yeah, Rainbow
Brite!
Hyde: Why is he here If I had it my way, he'd be gone and Fez would
be here.
Kelso: Well, FINE! (He
gets up and stalks out) Fez takes his place.
Red: That's better, now
let's hurry this up so I can leave.
Hyde: Ok, so why are we
here?
Eric: Uh, to help you
man.
Fez: Yes, we are here
to help your problem.
Hyde: My problem/ What's
my problem?
Red: You mean you're so
stupid you don't know?
Eric: Hyde, you've only
been moaning about it all year.
Fez: Yes, so we are
helping you to get it.
Hyde: Get what?
All except Hyde:
Jackie!
Suddenly an alarm clock
sounds and Hyde wakes up.
Hyde: Wow man, trippy
dream
Later that
afternoon....
Donna and Eric are looking through albums. Fez is out with Caroline,
and Kelso is bugging Jackie on the couch. Hyde walks in.
Kelso: Come on Jackie!
How much longer can you resist my hot body?
Jackie: Ewww! I already
told you Michael, cheaters aren't sexy,
they're worse than lepers.
Donna: Nice burn!
Kelso moves over to sit
by Jackie who is repulsed and scrambles to
the other end of the couch. Hyde strolls over and sits by her.
Kelso: (indignantly)
Hyde!
Hyde: What? She doesn't
want your stupid face near her, and you
don't seem to get it.
Jackie (beams at him):
Thank you Steven!
Hyde: Sure doll. He
stretches his arm around her.
Kelso: Hyde, you suck!
Hyde: (shrugs) whatever
man. So what's everyone up to tonight?
Kelso: I have to go to
this stupid part with Laurie at her church.
And I have to wear a costume, so I have to go find one. He leaves.
Eric: Donna and I are
going to the hub, and then we'll spend the
night at the new Evergreen Terrace.
Jackie: Why the Hub?
Donna: Because that's
what we went on our first date.
Jackie: Oh that's so
romantic! You two are so cute together.
Hyde: Jackie what are
you doing tonight?
Jackie: (her brightness
fades a bit) Nothing, I'm all alone on
Valentines day. I'm pathetic.
Hyde: (soothingly) No
you're not. I'm alone too. Hey if you're not
busy, ya wanna come over and hag out?
Jackie: (surprised by
the invitation) Sure Steven, what time?
Hyde; How about 7?
Jackie: Great! (she
kisses him on the cheek and bounds out the door)
Eric: Al right Hyde,
you finally got a date!
Red: (from upstairs)
ERIC!
Eric heads upstairs.
Hyde: Is everything set
up with Jerry?
Donna: Yeah.
Hyde: Donna are you
sure this is a good idea?
Donna: Relax Hyde, this
will totally work. I'm still surprised
you're doing this. I mean, it's just not like you.
Hyde: People change
Donna.
Donna: Well good luck
tonight Hyde, but I know Jackie will love it.
Hyde: Thanks Donna,
Have fun with Forman. He heads out the door.
Later that evening....
Laurie comes downstairs
and Eric busts out laughing, She is dressed
in a habit.
Laurie: Shut up. I
can't believe I have to go to this stupid party
at the church, dressed in this.
Eric: Well that's what
you get for telling mom you'll do stuff when
you're drunk.
Laurie: (rolls her
eyes) Is the tart gonna be mopin' in the basement
with the orphan?
Eric: Actually Jackie's
going to Hyde's.
Laurie: He finally
asked her out?
Eric: Wait, you knew
about that?
Laurie: I have eyes
Eric. And he doesn't just wanna jump her. He
actually likes her for some reason.
Eric: Yes he does!
He leaves the house to pick up Donna. Laurie goes over to answer the
door. Kelso is outside dressed as a Rabbi.
Laurie: WHAT are you
wearing?
Kelso: You told me to
dress like a priest.
Laurie: Rabbi's are
Jewish idiot!
Kelso: So?
Laurie: The church we
are going to is Catholic!
Kelso: Again so?
Laurie: Never mind,
this will be interesting.
Fez and Caroline are at
a restaurant.
Fez: Oh Caroline, you
have the most beautiful eyes. They are like
the depths of the ocean.
Caroline: Your jet
black hair is as silky and smooth as you are!
They lean forward and kiss.
Fez: You are one hot
mamma!
Caroline: Fez, do you
want to meet my parents?
Fez: My first American
parent meeting, this is so exciting!
They leave hand in hand.
7 PM Steven Hyde's
Apartment
Hyde has changed into a
nice button down shirt and black jeans. His
glasses are off, and he is surveying the rooms to check for
cleanliness. He hears a soft knock at the door and opens it to find
Jackie wearing a forest
green dress under her coat.
Jackie: Wow Steven, you
look really nice.
Hyde: Thanks, you look
beautiful Jackie.
She smiles at him and steps inside. Thank you Steven.
Hyde: May I take your
coat?
Jackie is surprised by
his behavior but goes along with it. SO
Steven, what are we
gonna do tonight?
Hyde: Well, uh, we
could listen to music. (he goes and flips the
radio on) Have a seat. (He gestures to the couch).
Voice on the radio: This is Jerry Thunder at the Sound! Let's take
a walk on the wild side here with Lou Reed. The opening bars begin
and Hyde notices Jackie singing along to the song.
Hyde: (surprised) You
like Lou Reed?
Jackie: Absolutely. I
think he's underrated though. Y know he's
ahead of his time. Like I think he'll be really popular in 20 years.
Hyde (is really impressed)
I never knew you like Lou Reed.
Jackie: There are a lot
of things you don't know about me Steven.
Hyde: What's your
favorite song?
Jackie: This magic
moment.
Hyde: (nods in
understanding). That's my favorite too. He sits in
silence when the voice of Jerry Thunder comes back on.
Jerry: All right, all
you lovebirds out there. This is a special
Valentines Day request, for a very special woman. Our requestee
rights in: Jerry, I've been a real dillhole to the woman I love and I
need to tell her I'm sorry. So this song is for Jackie, from Steven.
Maybe I didn't treat
you
As well as I should have.
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I should have
Maybe I wasn't there to hold you
When you were feeling down
But you were always on my mind
Hyde looked at Jackie
nervously and she looked back with tears
shining in her eyes. He leaned over and embraced me.
Hyde: Dance with me?
Jackie: (too choked up
to answer mearly nodded)
He led her out onto the floor. He placed an arm at the small of her
back and held her other hand over his heart underneath his own
hand.
Hyde leaned into her
and crooned the words of the song into her ear.
She sighed contentedly and lay her head against his shoulder a sweet
smile on her lips as she closed her eyes and reveled in being held in
his arms.
The song ended but neither of the m moved.
Hyde: I can't say it as
well as he did, but I am sorry. I love you
and I wanna be with you if you'll have me.
Jackie: Oh Steven this
is the sweetest, most romantic Valentines Day
ever!
Hyde took that as a yes
and leaned down to kiss her.
The commercial break ended and Jerry came back on the air.
Jerry: We have another
request here form Hot Donna and the skinny
neighbor boy. This is to the tart and the orphan.
Louis Armstrong's
beautiful voice filled the room.
I see trees of green.... Red roses too
I watch them bloom... for me and you
And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.....
The new couple danced the night away happy to be in the arms of the
person who understood them better than anyone else on the planet. It
truly was the best Valentines Day ever!
