CHAPTER 7 – THE DOOMSDAY TOURNAMENT
Meanwhile, at Master Roshi's house, The Z-Fighters, including Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, and Piccolo, were watching the television when a public announcement came on and interrupted a commercial.
"WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CELL!" exclaimed Vegeta.
"Vegeta, uh, was that a intended rhyme?" Krillin said.
"Well, come here so I can beat it into your little bald head you idiot! Of course it wasn't! Do you think that I would –"
"Father would you shut up already!" Trunks interrupted Vegeta.
Vegeta turned his back to them and faced the wall.
"I don't need you!" he yelled.
"Hey look! Cell's beginning to talk"
Cell appeared on the camera…
"I am Cell, the world's strongest Android. You may remember me from the world's highest-viewed commercial years ago. I am going to hold another tournament, but this one I will not sponsor. I will not be held responsible for any of your deaths, injuries or problems. This tournament will decide who's stronger, the Earthlings…or the Saiyans."
Another man appeared next to Cell.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am the official sponsor of this Cell Game. My name is Turnyip, and I am your worst nightmare…AHAHAAHAHA!"
"This is ludicrous!" exclaimed Yamcha.
"Calm down you fool! I'm trying to listen to him speak! But with your incessent blabbering, I couldn't hear a fly buzz!!" said Vegeta.
"Oh whatever."
Turnyip continued.
"The tournament will be held on East Island 400 miles East of West City. The tournament's ring will be the same design and concept as the original Cell Game, but the rules have changed. They are as follows:"
Cell held up a giant piece of paper that looked as if it had a thousand rules printed on it.
RULES OF THE CELL GAME:
1. IF YOU DIE, YOU LOSE
2. IF YOU GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE RING, YOU LOSE
3. IF YOU DECIDE TO FLEE, YOU DIE, AND THUS, LOSE
4. IF AN EARTHLING LOSES TO A SAIYAN, THAT ADDS A POINT TO THE SAIYANS' TOTAL
5. IF A SAIYAN LOSES TO AN EARTHLING, THAT ADDS A POINT TO THE EARTHLINGS' TOTAL
6. THE TEAM WITH THE MOST POINTS WINS, AND THE OTHER GETS WIPED OUT
"You have read the rules and hopefully understand them. If not, hehehe, oh well! AHAHAHA"
Turnyip and Cell flew away from the camera, then a big flash and the snow on the TV screen indicated that they destroyed the TV Station.
"That damn bastard! He's pissed me off enough! You fools can sit here if you want, but I'm going to go train! Kakarot! I suggest you do too…because I will finally surpass you…"
"Sure Vegeta, we'll see. Come on Gohan, time to go train.
"Dad…mom's right there." Gohan whispered.
"Oh uh, Hi honey!" Goku said, sarcastically.
"Goku, tell me your not going to take him training again…" said Chi-Chi
"Uh no of course, I was just going to take him off camping again…" Goku said, with a worried look on his face.
"With those clothes on?" Chi-Chi peered at Goku.
"Sorry honey, but I can't sit here and talk any longer. Let's go Gohan!"
"WAIT!! HOW DARE YOU!"
Goku teleported away with Gohan, and Chi-Chi stood there, looking dumbfounded…