CHAPTER 10 – "TRAINING" FOR THE ULTIMATE BATTLE
Goku went to the desert to train with Trunks. For some strange reason, Trunks never took his eyes off Goku.
"Uh, Trunks…can you explain to me why you've never stopped look at me ever since we got here?"
"Well, uh, I like your shirt. It really fits you well. And your pants…oohhh…your pants are of the finest selection."
(THE SPANDEX! I CAN'T RESIST THE SPANDEX!)
"So Goku, what are we going to do first?" asked Trunks, paying very close attention to Goku himself, not the words coming out of his mouth…
"Well, I thought of ea—"
"Okay! Anything for my Go—I mean, yeah, let's eat. That sounds good, I'm really hungry!"
"Sure thing Trunks I'll co—"
"No Goku, please let me cook!"
Trunks rushed to the stove, and began cooking rice, chicken gumbo and other delicous foods for Goku and himself.
"There we go, and nice and steamy!"
Goku began eating…
"God Trunks! This food is awesome!"
(Oh, the way he eats, it just outlines his fine structure…what a guy…he makes me wanna…)
"Uh, Goku, are you married?"
"What Trunks, I couldn't hear you. I was stuffing my face, it was really blocking out my hearing. What did you say?"
"OH UH, Nothing important! Nothing at all Goku! Just eat to your hearts content!"
"Trunks…are you feeling alright?"
(Boy, am I alright…I'm near you Goku, of course I'm feeling alright…)
"Yeah Goku, I'm okay, why?"
"You sound strange…like you've got a rock in your pants or something"
(That's not a rock in my pants Goku…)
"No Goku, I'm fine, there is no rock in my pants. Just the normal hardware."
"Wow, I'm stuffed. Alright Trunks…let's go train."
"Sure thing Goku! But first, can I feel your nu— I mean, yeah, sure thing, let's go train! Can't wait to train! Gotta get stronger…yup!"
Goku and Trunks exited Goku's house, and began to fight. Trunks was losing!
"Trunks, you're not even trying! Why don't you stop concentrating on me and concentrate on your fighting style!"
"I'm not looking at you Goku!"
Trunks lifts his head up…
"Alright Goku! I'm ready…"
(Oh my god…I hope he didn't notice anything…)
Trunks and Goku fought, and they fought for hours, and hours, and hours…Goku began sweating…
"Wow Trunks, you really put on show."
"And so did you Goku!"
(The sweat! Look at all his beads of sweat! It makes him look so…manly)
"Okay, it's eatin' time again!"
"Sure thing Goku! Anything for my beloved, sweet Go—I mean beloved, sweet training partner! What would you like to eat today? You have a choice of Trunks in a bed—I mean rice, rice cakes, chicken gumbo! Take a pick Goku!"
"Uh, I'll try the chicken gumbo!"
(I must make this perfect for him, to see if he really loves me.)
Trunks began cooking.