Author's Note: This had to be done eventually...
For the record, I'm not really in to the "Aurikku" stuff. I just thought that Rikku would be the best at...negotiating in this type of situation. Also, couldn't you just picture O'Aka pulling something like this?
Disclaimer stuff: FF X is obviously not mine. I think we all know that. Neither is the dead parrot routine.
The Dead Auron Routine
Rikku: Hello. I wish to register a complaint.
Rikku: Hello, Miss?
O'Aka: What do you mean, "miss"?
Rikku: I'm sorry, I have a cold.
Rikku: I wish to make a complaint!
O'Aka: Sorry, we're closin' for lunch...!
Rikku: Never mind that, pal. I wish to complain about this Auron, which I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
O'Aka: Oh yes, the, ah, the Legendary Guardian... What's, ah... W-what's wrong with him?
Rikku: I'll tell you what's wrong with him, my man. He's dead, that's what's wrong with him.
O'Aka: No, no, `e's ah... `e's resting.
Rikku: Look, man, I know a dead Auron when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
O'Aka: No no, h-he's not dead, `e's, `e's restin'!
Rikku: Resting?
O'Aka: Y-yeah, restin'! Remarkable guy, the Legendary Gaurdian, isn't he, eh? Beautiful coat!
Rikku: The coat don't enter into it. It's stone dead!
O'Aka: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Rikku: All right then, if he's resting, I'll wake him up! (shouting at the corpse) Hello, Auron! Mister Former Monk! I've got a lovely fresh bottle of sake for you if you wake up, Sir Auron!
(O'Aka hits the corpse)
O'Aka: There, he moved!
Rikku: No, he didn't, that was you pushing him!
O'Aka: I never!!
Rikku: Yes, you did!
O'Aka: I never, never....
For the record, I'm not really in to the "Aurikku" stuff. I just thought that Rikku would be the best at...negotiating in this type of situation. Also, couldn't you just picture O'Aka pulling something like this?
Disclaimer stuff: FF X is obviously not mine. I think we all know that. Neither is the dead parrot routine.
The Dead Auron Routine
Rikku: Hello. I wish to register a complaint.
Rikku: Hello, Miss?
O'Aka: What do you mean, "miss"?
Rikku: I'm sorry, I have a cold.
Rikku: I wish to make a complaint!
O'Aka: Sorry, we're closin' for lunch...!
Rikku: Never mind that, pal. I wish to complain about this Auron, which I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
O'Aka: Oh yes, the, ah, the Legendary Guardian... What's, ah... W-what's wrong with him?
Rikku: I'll tell you what's wrong with him, my man. He's dead, that's what's wrong with him.
O'Aka: No, no, `e's ah... `e's resting.
Rikku: Look, man, I know a dead Auron when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
O'Aka: No no, h-he's not dead, `e's, `e's restin'!
Rikku: Resting?
O'Aka: Y-yeah, restin'! Remarkable guy, the Legendary Gaurdian, isn't he, eh? Beautiful coat!
Rikku: The coat don't enter into it. It's stone dead!
O'Aka: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Rikku: All right then, if he's resting, I'll wake him up! (shouting at the corpse) Hello, Auron! Mister Former Monk! I've got a lovely fresh bottle of sake for you if you wake up, Sir Auron!
(O'Aka hits the corpse)
O'Aka: There, he moved!
Rikku: No, he didn't, that was you pushing him!
O'Aka: I never!!
Rikku: Yes, you did!
O'Aka: I never, never....