Weird Story chapter 3


DarkChild : Hello I have returned with chapter 3 so enjoy


It was a windy day at the Rouge incampment

Barbarian : Necromancer why is the assassin so fat?

Necromancer: She isnt fat she has a ummm........ Pillow in her stomach.

Barbarian : How did she get a pillow in her Stomach?

Necromancer: She ate it.

Barbarian : Your lying

Necromancer: yes I am

Barbarian : Tell me the truth.

Necromancer : Fine ill tell you the truth

Barbarian : Yeah!

Necromancer : Well The mean Red Man we have to kill well........... Stuck his stick in her box!

Barbian : who knew!

So the Barbian went to test out the knowledge he learned from the Necromancer

Soceress :Barbarian what are you doing

Barbarian gave the Soceress a box and he went to look for a stick

Soceress : What has the Necromancer taught you know

Barbarian Put a stick in the box the Soceress was holding

Soceress : one sec.

Soceress went into the Necromancers room

Necromancer: Oh shit!

Soceress : what have you taught the Barbarian!

So the Necromancer told her what he taught the barbarian

Soceress : well we should get ever one to tell them what really happens

Necromance : Except the Assiasin of course

So they told everyone except the assiasin

Assiasin : Hey guys

Everyone : hi!

Assiasin : guess what ! I only Got 2 monthes left!

Druid : Not GOOD

Assiasin : Why

Druid: Diablo is a Demon remember

Assiasin :So?

Druid : Demon babies...

AT HEAVEN

God : Tyreal i have a mission for you

Tyreal : yes

God : you must watch over the assiasin

Tyreal : Ok

God : Good..... Make me a Cake frist

Tyreal : Okie Dokie

To Be countinued.........