Chapter 3: Enter MUSTAAAADIO!
I mean um… Another Important Autor's Interlude/Newsbreak
As you all notice, I'm going to take little news flashes in between all or most of my chapters. The only reason is because I think in my fanfic I don't really explain myself enough, or my jokes for that matter. None the less, these little interludes are here to help you! So be happy and just shut up and listen. : P
As you can tell, I love them playing cards when bored. This is because it is a past time that I rather enjoy. When my brother starts talking about Unreal Tournament and I REALLY don't want to listen, out come my little pocket cards! Thus saving my life from my brother's horrible lectures. This is why, if any of the characters get bored, they play cards. It's a really a simple game and a fun one, too. You all should play it more often when bored.
The $49.95 joke, god how do I explain it? Every time my family and I got out to dinner, we guess the bill at the end because well, we really don't have anything better to do. Well, my dumb ass brother always guesses $49.95 for no real reason. No one knows where he got the number from, I doubt he really knows, but the point is he always uses it. As stupid as it sounds, and yes it sounds stupid, I find it quite humorous, so it graces your presence in my fanfic. Feel lucky, just because I told you to.
The plush doll thing that I talked about. That won't need as much explaining as the dinner joke, but I find it funny so I'll tell you. I guess I'll begin from the, ya know, beginning. Well, when my brother first borrowed FFT, because we are always too lazy to go out and buy the games ourselves, I watched him play through the game. Every time that is would be someone's turn, I would comment about how they all don't have noses. Well, I also noticed how adorable Ramza, Delita, Mustadio, and almost all of the job classes people looked without NOSES! This topic was then soon discussed with my friend in Maine. It was then that I decided that I wanted a plush doll of Mustadio, Ramza, and a chocobo. Therefore, the dolls might play a big part in the fic or in the author's interludes. I have yet to decide.
As much as I enjoy your company, I still hear Mary and Saki bickering. That is my signal to shut up and continue with the story. I guess I better send in some of the swat team to break those two up before we get into a mix up of Holy spells and a really pissed off Odin.
Chapter 3: Enter MUSTAAAADIO!
"ODIN!" shouted Mary as the sound of a horse and hoof beats could be heard. A white light filled the screen as Saki cast Holy on the summoner. Unexpectedly, a group of trained men and women ran down to the scene while totting large guns with them. They were dressed in black and had goggles and cool looking masks on so that you couldn't see their faces. On the back of their uniforms were big, bold, white letters saying "S.W.A.T." Two of the men forced Odin to turn around and another 4 broke up the fight between Saki and Mary before any real damage could be done.
The leader of the SWAT team picked up a radio and calmly said, "The area is clear m'am!" After hearing a short reply to her message, she ordered the rest of the SWAT team to clear the scene as soon as possible. Finally the team disappeared as quickly as they came.
Everyone seemed quite confused by this event, but since a lot of stranger things have happened lately, no one really thought much of it. Suddenly, a boy with no name, at the moment, ran near the battle field holding a 2-D version of Bahamut. He made strange dragon like sounds and moved the dragon up in down in a way that made it seem like the dragon was flying. Well, it didn't really look too well because you could see the boy holding Bahamut, therefore taking away from any special effects that the game might have. He stopped Bahamut over the battle scene and continued to make dragon like sounds.
Mary stared at the child stupidly as he waved the Bahamut picture in the air like an action figure. Saki snapped her fingers and got the boy's attention very quickly.
"Hello little noseless lady person! Why do you have dirt on your face?" he asked as he looked carefully at Saki's soot covered skin.
"Don't mind that right now," she replied trying to get the boy's mind off the subject. "I need to ask you one simple question. Make that two simple questions. What are you doing here, and what, pray tell, are you doing with Bahamut?"
"Well," he started and scratched his head a bit, trying to think of the answer, "the mistress runnin' the story told me to take this action figure and go play around here. I didn't know there was gonna be lil' noseless people around here. But now I got more friends to play with!" He smiled gayly and sat down near the battlefield. He picked up poor Ramza and poke him in the stomach. Ramza yelped in fear and quickly tried to curl himself up into a ball. Because of his current position, that plan didn't work too well.
"Um, kid?" asked Mary, trying not to die of laughter because of Ramza's terrible luck. "You do realize that we're in the middle of a fight here, sorta… but anyway, you also realize that no one summoned Bahamut. So, why are you here?"
"Because the lady told me to stall time until that guy, person, thingy came."
"Who?"
"Musta- um… Musta..dio? I think, I dunno."
"MUSTADIO!!!!" the girls screamed as large hearts formed in their eyes sighing dreamily. Ramza only looked away in disgust. This was turning out to be worse than hell by far. Although Mustadio was his trusted friend, he really hated how all the girls were obsessed with him. It seemed so unnatural to him, but after another sharp poke to the stomach, he really didn't think about anything more than pain. The unnamed boy poked poor (yea… right) Ramza in the stomach again (just because he dissed Mustadio : P)
Soon Ravel and Brett got tired of watching the whole scene and pulled up another poker table. Normally this would be an acceptable act, but I really didn't want them to play now. So being the evil person that I am, I yelled at them.
"GODDAMNIT PUT THE TABLE BACK!" I screamed as the rushed the table away and came back, trembling in fear. "Good, now march I say!" They did so and Ravel started whimpering again when he saw that damned dagger bobbing above his head once again. He pulled out a small cape and draped it over himself thinking that it would protect him from the dagger. Little did he know how wrong he was.
Far off the sound of chocobo feet could be heard coming near the battle scene. Two chocobos were charging toward the battlefield with two lone riders on their backs. When the large birds and their riders got to the field, the riders jumped off the bird's backs. The two people just happened to be *gasp* MUSTADIO AND CLOUD! (The Great Thunder God Cid will appear in here too so don't worry) Cloud hurried the two chocobos away and looked over the group. Saki and Mary's eyes had heart shapes in them as they stared at Mustadio as if he was the only person there. This caught Cloud's attention and he did a large anime sweat drop. Mustadio just looked at the girls and flashed a big smile while scratching the back of his head.
"Ramza, why is this battle taking so long? I heard you need Cloud and myself to help you win," stated Mustadio. Ramza sighed and glared at Mustadio from where he was.
"I don't NEED your help! But since you're here, why don't you fight anyway?" asked Ramza as politely as he could without losing his temper.
Everyone started walking in place again while Ramza just thought to himself how bad things were turning out. Damn it was gonna be one hell of a day…
I mean um… Another Important Autor's Interlude/Newsbreak
As you all notice, I'm going to take little news flashes in between all or most of my chapters. The only reason is because I think in my fanfic I don't really explain myself enough, or my jokes for that matter. None the less, these little interludes are here to help you! So be happy and just shut up and listen. : P
As you can tell, I love them playing cards when bored. This is because it is a past time that I rather enjoy. When my brother starts talking about Unreal Tournament and I REALLY don't want to listen, out come my little pocket cards! Thus saving my life from my brother's horrible lectures. This is why, if any of the characters get bored, they play cards. It's a really a simple game and a fun one, too. You all should play it more often when bored.
The $49.95 joke, god how do I explain it? Every time my family and I got out to dinner, we guess the bill at the end because well, we really don't have anything better to do. Well, my dumb ass brother always guesses $49.95 for no real reason. No one knows where he got the number from, I doubt he really knows, but the point is he always uses it. As stupid as it sounds, and yes it sounds stupid, I find it quite humorous, so it graces your presence in my fanfic. Feel lucky, just because I told you to.
The plush doll thing that I talked about. That won't need as much explaining as the dinner joke, but I find it funny so I'll tell you. I guess I'll begin from the, ya know, beginning. Well, when my brother first borrowed FFT, because we are always too lazy to go out and buy the games ourselves, I watched him play through the game. Every time that is would be someone's turn, I would comment about how they all don't have noses. Well, I also noticed how adorable Ramza, Delita, Mustadio, and almost all of the job classes people looked without NOSES! This topic was then soon discussed with my friend in Maine. It was then that I decided that I wanted a plush doll of Mustadio, Ramza, and a chocobo. Therefore, the dolls might play a big part in the fic or in the author's interludes. I have yet to decide.
As much as I enjoy your company, I still hear Mary and Saki bickering. That is my signal to shut up and continue with the story. I guess I better send in some of the swat team to break those two up before we get into a mix up of Holy spells and a really pissed off Odin.
Chapter 3: Enter MUSTAAAADIO!
"ODIN!" shouted Mary as the sound of a horse and hoof beats could be heard. A white light filled the screen as Saki cast Holy on the summoner. Unexpectedly, a group of trained men and women ran down to the scene while totting large guns with them. They were dressed in black and had goggles and cool looking masks on so that you couldn't see their faces. On the back of their uniforms were big, bold, white letters saying "S.W.A.T." Two of the men forced Odin to turn around and another 4 broke up the fight between Saki and Mary before any real damage could be done.
The leader of the SWAT team picked up a radio and calmly said, "The area is clear m'am!" After hearing a short reply to her message, she ordered the rest of the SWAT team to clear the scene as soon as possible. Finally the team disappeared as quickly as they came.
Everyone seemed quite confused by this event, but since a lot of stranger things have happened lately, no one really thought much of it. Suddenly, a boy with no name, at the moment, ran near the battle field holding a 2-D version of Bahamut. He made strange dragon like sounds and moved the dragon up in down in a way that made it seem like the dragon was flying. Well, it didn't really look too well because you could see the boy holding Bahamut, therefore taking away from any special effects that the game might have. He stopped Bahamut over the battle scene and continued to make dragon like sounds.
Mary stared at the child stupidly as he waved the Bahamut picture in the air like an action figure. Saki snapped her fingers and got the boy's attention very quickly.
"Hello little noseless lady person! Why do you have dirt on your face?" he asked as he looked carefully at Saki's soot covered skin.
"Don't mind that right now," she replied trying to get the boy's mind off the subject. "I need to ask you one simple question. Make that two simple questions. What are you doing here, and what, pray tell, are you doing with Bahamut?"
"Well," he started and scratched his head a bit, trying to think of the answer, "the mistress runnin' the story told me to take this action figure and go play around here. I didn't know there was gonna be lil' noseless people around here. But now I got more friends to play with!" He smiled gayly and sat down near the battlefield. He picked up poor Ramza and poke him in the stomach. Ramza yelped in fear and quickly tried to curl himself up into a ball. Because of his current position, that plan didn't work too well.
"Um, kid?" asked Mary, trying not to die of laughter because of Ramza's terrible luck. "You do realize that we're in the middle of a fight here, sorta… but anyway, you also realize that no one summoned Bahamut. So, why are you here?"
"Because the lady told me to stall time until that guy, person, thingy came."
"Who?"
"Musta- um… Musta..dio? I think, I dunno."
"MUSTADIO!!!!" the girls screamed as large hearts formed in their eyes sighing dreamily. Ramza only looked away in disgust. This was turning out to be worse than hell by far. Although Mustadio was his trusted friend, he really hated how all the girls were obsessed with him. It seemed so unnatural to him, but after another sharp poke to the stomach, he really didn't think about anything more than pain. The unnamed boy poked poor (yea… right) Ramza in the stomach again (just because he dissed Mustadio : P)
Soon Ravel and Brett got tired of watching the whole scene and pulled up another poker table. Normally this would be an acceptable act, but I really didn't want them to play now. So being the evil person that I am, I yelled at them.
"GODDAMNIT PUT THE TABLE BACK!" I screamed as the rushed the table away and came back, trembling in fear. "Good, now march I say!" They did so and Ravel started whimpering again when he saw that damned dagger bobbing above his head once again. He pulled out a small cape and draped it over himself thinking that it would protect him from the dagger. Little did he know how wrong he was.
Far off the sound of chocobo feet could be heard coming near the battle scene. Two chocobos were charging toward the battlefield with two lone riders on their backs. When the large birds and their riders got to the field, the riders jumped off the bird's backs. The two people just happened to be *gasp* MUSTADIO AND CLOUD! (The Great Thunder God Cid will appear in here too so don't worry) Cloud hurried the two chocobos away and looked over the group. Saki and Mary's eyes had heart shapes in them as they stared at Mustadio as if he was the only person there. This caught Cloud's attention and he did a large anime sweat drop. Mustadio just looked at the girls and flashed a big smile while scratching the back of his head.
"Ramza, why is this battle taking so long? I heard you need Cloud and myself to help you win," stated Mustadio. Ramza sighed and glared at Mustadio from where he was.
"I don't NEED your help! But since you're here, why don't you fight anyway?" asked Ramza as politely as he could without losing his temper.
Everyone started walking in place again while Ramza just thought to himself how bad things were turning out. Damn it was gonna be one hell of a day…