Chapter 4: What the Hell Do You Mean?
Mustadio, Cloud, Ramza, and the rest of my FFT cast started walking in place again. This, of course, was very VERY boring because no one was really doing anything important at the current moment of time. Ramza was getting tired of the hot sun, and he began to wonder why it had been day for 26 hours. The chocobos were kinda… um… busy since the little, what seemed like to them 50-ft tall boy was plucking out one of the large bird's feather's continuously.
Soon a piece of candy could be seen at the corner of the screen and this caught everyone's attention, especially those who were hungry and had not eaten for a good 26, going on 27, hours. The little boy stopped paying attention to the chocobos and looked over at the candy. As soon as he realized what it was, his eyes lit up like Christmas lights. A faint 'Here boy, come here boy!! Goooooodd boy!' could be heard from off screen. Suddenly the candy disappeared and the small child ran off the screen, therefore ending my plot-hole to get the little bugger off my set.
Everyone was very hungry and very sweaty right about now, after all, who wouldn't be after walking in place fore hours on end. Mustadio was standing near Ramza, just firing off a few caps while Cloud was quietly sharpening his sword (and secretly holding his mini Aeris plushie). Saki and Mary were having simple girl talk, while Brett and Ravel were arm wrestling. Off stage, a faint cry could be heard, and soon stopped with a loud pang. It sorta went like this:
"I'M AN AQUAR- PANG!" And then there was silence. No one knew who threw the frying pan, but they were all thankful. ::Insert Yang's wife's lil' cameo here::
While everyone was planning his or her own thing, Ramza was plotting a way to get food. (Be glad I will stay away from all blonde jokes so that people don't come after me with pitchforks.) After about ten minutes of thinking, an idea suddenly hit him like a freight train. The chocobos! They could eat the chocobos! (Why he didn't think of this before, I cannot say. He's Ramza, I think his team is chipping away at his sanity.) An evil grin appeared on his face, and he rubbed his hands together in the same manner some really evil "I'm-planning-to-do-something-really-evil" person would. He sent this cold look toward the chocobos who were too busy trying to recollect their feathers. Saki and Mary noticed the evil look and gave him the classic, o.O;; and O.o;; face.
"Avengers, Assemble!" Ramza yelled as he jumped up. Everyone, including the chocobos looked at him in an odd manner, and a light pink coated his cheeks out of sheer embarrassment. His eyes turned into weird computer animé style, such as ., as he looked at everyone who was staring at him. With a quick ¬_¬; he motioned for his team to form a huddle.
"Everyone's hungry, right?" Ramza asked. They all nodded. "Chocobos are the same as chickens, except bigger, right?" Everyone thought for a bit, then nodded. "So, chocobos SHOULD taste like chicken, right?" They paused for a longer period of time, and eventually nodded. "So why don't we, get a load of this, EAT the chocobos?!" Everyone looked at him in slight disgust, but eventually looked at their options more carefully. It was either eat the cousins of big bird or starve. There really were no options.
Mary slapped his back and gave him a big smile. "Good job, Leader! I knew there was a brain in that big blonde head of yours!" Ramza smiled at first, but after realizing it was an insult, slapped Mary upside the head.
"You're blonde too, ya idiot! We're ALL blonde!" He yelled at her.
"I'm not," stated Brett. "And neither is Delita."
"1) You're a monk. 2) You're a natural blonde; that's hair dye you have in. Artificial intelligence bum. 3) Delita isn't here, now is here? Therefore, HE DOESN'T COUNT!" Ramza yelled in Brett's face. (You would be very cranky if you haven't eaten for more than a day. I know from personal experience. And the artificial Intelligence was a low shot, but too good to resist. No one take any offense or track me down in the middle of the night, please.)
Saki ran off in the time of their bickering and came back with two really cheap looking bushes. "We can use these to sneak up to them!" she said happily. Mustadio loaded his gun and thought of other things besides food, like not getting his ass kicked by Ramza. He only feared Ramza for one reason: He was afraid to see how mad he would get as soon as Ramza found out that he was messing around with Alma. This is why they had been late, but Mustadio made Cloud and myself swear to secrecy =X.
Ramza put away his sword and pulled out a garshal (spelling?) green and slowly walked over to the patch of chocobos that were still dazed after being molested by the crazy large child. He softly whistled to them, grabbing their attention within seconds.
"C'mere you large, stupid, soon-going-to-be-only-food-in-my-stomach, large chocobos youuuuuuuu." Not too bright, is he? Notice he said large… twice. Well, Mary didn't really agree with his methods and decided to show him in the nicest way she could.
Out of no where, a flaming boot flew across the screen and hit Ramza in the head, igniting his hair. It wasn't long until painful screams and the sight of one solider running all over the place caught everyone's attention. Some where horrified, some were speechless, and others thought the whole thing was damn funny.
Mustadio sighed, and tripped Ramza so he fell into a puddle of water. "Since your way failed, let's try mine. Saki, try using your charm." She blinked and then instantly transformed into a very realistic looking version of Jennifer Lopez. Even though Mustadio didn't mind, he still had to sweat drop. "Um... Saki… that's… not quite what I had in mind." She looked confused. "Not your feminine charm. Your MOSTER charm. You know… that charm that you use to charm monsters?"
After a few moments of silence she finally let out a small 'Ohhhhhhh…' and went back to looking like her normal self (much to the males demise). She cast a spell and then all the chocobos were looking dazed and dancing about wherever she told them to. They soon realized, that at the center of dancing chocobos was a small baby black chocobo. You can imagine how this effected the rest of the group. Mary, Saki, Cloud, Mustadio, and myself were all staring at the baby chocobo with small hearts in our eyes and a chorus of 'AWWWWWWWW's coming out of our mouths.
"WE CAN'T KILL THEM!" Mary yelled.
"And why the Hell NOT?!" Ramza countered because he was now back on his feet without his hair on fire, mind you. He only received death glares for his comment.
Saki pointed her finger at the chocobo and commanded, "LOOK AT HIM!"
"…So?"
"He's so… so… SO CUTE!" And then everyone went into another chorus of 'awww's again when the small baby yawned.
Ramza slapped his forehead. "Let me get this straight," he began, "you want us to NOT eat it just because IT'S SO CUTE?" Mustadio slapped him upside the head with a steak.
"My God! If you were that hungry you could have just asked!" Ramza stared at him stupidly.
"Why didn't you say something before!?" he demanded. Mustadio just shrugged.
"You never asked…"
(A/N: Woah, I haven't written anything for this in forever! Hope you like it.. sorta.. Gods, I'm bored ^^; )
Mustadio, Cloud, Ramza, and the rest of my FFT cast started walking in place again. This, of course, was very VERY boring because no one was really doing anything important at the current moment of time. Ramza was getting tired of the hot sun, and he began to wonder why it had been day for 26 hours. The chocobos were kinda… um… busy since the little, what seemed like to them 50-ft tall boy was plucking out one of the large bird's feather's continuously.
Soon a piece of candy could be seen at the corner of the screen and this caught everyone's attention, especially those who were hungry and had not eaten for a good 26, going on 27, hours. The little boy stopped paying attention to the chocobos and looked over at the candy. As soon as he realized what it was, his eyes lit up like Christmas lights. A faint 'Here boy, come here boy!! Goooooodd boy!' could be heard from off screen. Suddenly the candy disappeared and the small child ran off the screen, therefore ending my plot-hole to get the little bugger off my set.
Everyone was very hungry and very sweaty right about now, after all, who wouldn't be after walking in place fore hours on end. Mustadio was standing near Ramza, just firing off a few caps while Cloud was quietly sharpening his sword (and secretly holding his mini Aeris plushie). Saki and Mary were having simple girl talk, while Brett and Ravel were arm wrestling. Off stage, a faint cry could be heard, and soon stopped with a loud pang. It sorta went like this:
"I'M AN AQUAR- PANG!" And then there was silence. No one knew who threw the frying pan, but they were all thankful. ::Insert Yang's wife's lil' cameo here::
While everyone was planning his or her own thing, Ramza was plotting a way to get food. (Be glad I will stay away from all blonde jokes so that people don't come after me with pitchforks.) After about ten minutes of thinking, an idea suddenly hit him like a freight train. The chocobos! They could eat the chocobos! (Why he didn't think of this before, I cannot say. He's Ramza, I think his team is chipping away at his sanity.) An evil grin appeared on his face, and he rubbed his hands together in the same manner some really evil "I'm-planning-to-do-something-really-evil" person would. He sent this cold look toward the chocobos who were too busy trying to recollect their feathers. Saki and Mary noticed the evil look and gave him the classic, o.O;; and O.o;; face.
"Avengers, Assemble!" Ramza yelled as he jumped up. Everyone, including the chocobos looked at him in an odd manner, and a light pink coated his cheeks out of sheer embarrassment. His eyes turned into weird computer animé style, such as ., as he looked at everyone who was staring at him. With a quick ¬_¬; he motioned for his team to form a huddle.
"Everyone's hungry, right?" Ramza asked. They all nodded. "Chocobos are the same as chickens, except bigger, right?" Everyone thought for a bit, then nodded. "So, chocobos SHOULD taste like chicken, right?" They paused for a longer period of time, and eventually nodded. "So why don't we, get a load of this, EAT the chocobos?!" Everyone looked at him in slight disgust, but eventually looked at their options more carefully. It was either eat the cousins of big bird or starve. There really were no options.
Mary slapped his back and gave him a big smile. "Good job, Leader! I knew there was a brain in that big blonde head of yours!" Ramza smiled at first, but after realizing it was an insult, slapped Mary upside the head.
"You're blonde too, ya idiot! We're ALL blonde!" He yelled at her.
"I'm not," stated Brett. "And neither is Delita."
"1) You're a monk. 2) You're a natural blonde; that's hair dye you have in. Artificial intelligence bum. 3) Delita isn't here, now is here? Therefore, HE DOESN'T COUNT!" Ramza yelled in Brett's face. (You would be very cranky if you haven't eaten for more than a day. I know from personal experience. And the artificial Intelligence was a low shot, but too good to resist. No one take any offense or track me down in the middle of the night, please.)
Saki ran off in the time of their bickering and came back with two really cheap looking bushes. "We can use these to sneak up to them!" she said happily. Mustadio loaded his gun and thought of other things besides food, like not getting his ass kicked by Ramza. He only feared Ramza for one reason: He was afraid to see how mad he would get as soon as Ramza found out that he was messing around with Alma. This is why they had been late, but Mustadio made Cloud and myself swear to secrecy =X.
Ramza put away his sword and pulled out a garshal (spelling?) green and slowly walked over to the patch of chocobos that were still dazed after being molested by the crazy large child. He softly whistled to them, grabbing their attention within seconds.
"C'mere you large, stupid, soon-going-to-be-only-food-in-my-stomach, large chocobos youuuuuuuu." Not too bright, is he? Notice he said large… twice. Well, Mary didn't really agree with his methods and decided to show him in the nicest way she could.
Out of no where, a flaming boot flew across the screen and hit Ramza in the head, igniting his hair. It wasn't long until painful screams and the sight of one solider running all over the place caught everyone's attention. Some where horrified, some were speechless, and others thought the whole thing was damn funny.
Mustadio sighed, and tripped Ramza so he fell into a puddle of water. "Since your way failed, let's try mine. Saki, try using your charm." She blinked and then instantly transformed into a very realistic looking version of Jennifer Lopez. Even though Mustadio didn't mind, he still had to sweat drop. "Um... Saki… that's… not quite what I had in mind." She looked confused. "Not your feminine charm. Your MOSTER charm. You know… that charm that you use to charm monsters?"
After a few moments of silence she finally let out a small 'Ohhhhhhh…' and went back to looking like her normal self (much to the males demise). She cast a spell and then all the chocobos were looking dazed and dancing about wherever she told them to. They soon realized, that at the center of dancing chocobos was a small baby black chocobo. You can imagine how this effected the rest of the group. Mary, Saki, Cloud, Mustadio, and myself were all staring at the baby chocobo with small hearts in our eyes and a chorus of 'AWWWWWWWW's coming out of our mouths.
"WE CAN'T KILL THEM!" Mary yelled.
"And why the Hell NOT?!" Ramza countered because he was now back on his feet without his hair on fire, mind you. He only received death glares for his comment.
Saki pointed her finger at the chocobo and commanded, "LOOK AT HIM!"
"…So?"
"He's so… so… SO CUTE!" And then everyone went into another chorus of 'awww's again when the small baby yawned.
Ramza slapped his forehead. "Let me get this straight," he began, "you want us to NOT eat it just because IT'S SO CUTE?" Mustadio slapped him upside the head with a steak.
"My God! If you were that hungry you could have just asked!" Ramza stared at him stupidly.
"Why didn't you say something before!?" he demanded. Mustadio just shrugged.
"You never asked…"
(A/N: Woah, I haven't written anything for this in forever! Hope you like it.. sorta.. Gods, I'm bored ^^; )