"Who's Cooking With Lana?"
Episode Two
Spring '78
"The Anniversaries Guy"

Scene- Apartment

Janet: I can't beleive we've lived with Jack for TWO and 1/2 years!

Chrissy: Same for me! Time sure flies when you're living

Janet stares at Chrissy

Chrissy: Living together, I mean.

Jack enters

Janet: Jack, remember to come home by 6:30!

Jack: Okay, Janet, okay!

Jack exits

Janet: He's going to forget!

Scene- Cooking School- Mr. Traver's room

(Mr. Travers has replaced Mr. Stephenheimer. Mr. S died)

Mr.Travers: Now class, we've got a surprise for you! You must all stay for the school's 25th Anniversary Celebration until 9:30 PM!

Groans are heard

Jack: Mr. Travers, I'm cooking for the girls tonight.

Dean: I understand Jack! You want to get to your girls!

Jack: So I can go?

Dean: No!

Jack: Can I at least call?

Dean: Okay!

Jack goes outside and goes to booth

Jack: Pick up!

Scene- Apartment

Janet(On phone): Oh really! I can't beleive it!

Later.....

Scene- Party

Jack: Oh! Why didn't they pick up?!

Lana enters

Lana: Jackiepoo! Come to your little Honeypoo!

Lana starts chasing Jack. Jack runs outside

Scene- Apartment

Janet: Ohhhh, that Jack is SO insensitve!

Jack runs in

Janet: Jack Tripper

Chrissy: Dump it!

Janet dumps the cake on Jack's head.

Jack: I can explain!!

Janet: Then TALK!

Jack explains

Janet: Ohhh, we're so sorry! It's all my fault!

They start kissing his hands.

The scene fades...

THE END