1 The day the Music died
Third Chapter is now up!! Yeah!! In this chapter we see how Voldemort reacts to the new Snape.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters. The storyline is mine though. Do I really have to say all this? Everyone knows I'm not intelligent enough to write Harry Potter for God's sake!
Snape appeared at Voldemort's side and fell to his feet kissing his robes.
"Well Severus I suppose you know why I'm calling you here?" said Voldemort.
"To hear my wondrous singing?" replied Snape hopefully.
"WHAT?" shouted Voldemort.
"No? Well I could just hum for you or maybe whistle?" replied Snape.
"Severus what the hell has gotten into you?" yelled Voldemort.
"Why nothing Master. I just love singing!" he smiled sweetly.
"Damn!" cursed Voldemort. "Obviously this is some kind of spell!"
"Spell?" asked Snape innocently.
"Severus I need you to bring Harry Potter to me"
"Why?" asked Snape.
"Why? WHY? TO KILL HIM YOU HALF WITTED IDIOT!" screeched Voldemort losing all control.
"Kill Harry Potter? Master you can't do that. Harry is a simply wonderful person. He's so kind and funny and.." Snape stopped at the look on Voldemort's face.
"POTTER! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!" screamed Voldemort. "HE CAST THIS SPELL!"
"What spell? Master you are obviously confused. Harry would never change me. He's so kind and friendly and..Is something the matter my Lord?" said Snape gently.
"Do you realise what you are saying about that fool?" asked Voldemort furiously.
"You just jealous that I'm not saying it about you. Master I think your great and all but Harry is marvellous!" replied Snape indignantly.
"Crucio!" cried Voldemort pointing his wand at Snape. Snape writhed on the floor in agony under the Cruciatus curse.
"Ha! So Severus do you now know where your loyalties lie? Hmm? What does the pain feel like Severus?" laughed Voldemort standing over him.
"It..feels..like.Fire bum bum bum bum bum I need you to burn!" sang Severus still gasping in pain.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Wormtail!" screamed Voldemort.
A small man waddled in looking scared.
"Y.Yes master?" he asked fearfully.
"Potter has put some sort of spell over Severus which is making him love Potter and sing all the time!" said Voldemort angrily.
"S.Should I kill Severus sir?" asked Wormtail.
"No I think we could use this against Potter. I think we could capture Potter once and for all using this idiot" he gestured to Snape who was now doing the Timewarp.
"How my Lord?"
"Fetch Lucius Wormtail. I have a plan," replied Voldemort grinning evilly.
Wormtail scurried from the room.
"Now I shall have Potter once and for all!" cried Voldemort. "Mwahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
He was interrupted by someone tapping his shoulder.
"Err..Master? Will you dance with me?" asked Snape timidly.
"Not now Severus!" snapped Voldemort. "I am busy!"
He began to walk out of the room.
"Where are you going Master?" called Snape.
"For a walk. I'm planning to kill a few muggles on the way," replied Voldemort.
"But sir you can't go out there!" cried Snape running after him.
"Why not?"
"Cos Voldie it's cold outside!"
"I really can't stay!"
"But Voldie it's cold outside!"
"I've got to go away!"
"But Voldie it's cold outside"
By now Voldemort was really getting into it.
"This evening has been so very . hey what am I doing I'm evil?"
"And a great singer sir!" smiled Snape.
"Severus go back to Hogwarts now!"
Snape apparated where he bumped into.
End of Chapter three. Like it? Hate it? Review it Plz! Next Chapter we'll meet Sirius and Remus. Bye xx Cathy
Third Chapter is now up!! Yeah!! In this chapter we see how Voldemort reacts to the new Snape.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters. The storyline is mine though. Do I really have to say all this? Everyone knows I'm not intelligent enough to write Harry Potter for God's sake!
Snape appeared at Voldemort's side and fell to his feet kissing his robes.
"Well Severus I suppose you know why I'm calling you here?" said Voldemort.
"To hear my wondrous singing?" replied Snape hopefully.
"WHAT?" shouted Voldemort.
"No? Well I could just hum for you or maybe whistle?" replied Snape.
"Severus what the hell has gotten into you?" yelled Voldemort.
"Why nothing Master. I just love singing!" he smiled sweetly.
"Damn!" cursed Voldemort. "Obviously this is some kind of spell!"
"Spell?" asked Snape innocently.
"Severus I need you to bring Harry Potter to me"
"Why?" asked Snape.
"Why? WHY? TO KILL HIM YOU HALF WITTED IDIOT!" screeched Voldemort losing all control.
"Kill Harry Potter? Master you can't do that. Harry is a simply wonderful person. He's so kind and funny and.." Snape stopped at the look on Voldemort's face.
"POTTER! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!" screamed Voldemort. "HE CAST THIS SPELL!"
"What spell? Master you are obviously confused. Harry would never change me. He's so kind and friendly and..Is something the matter my Lord?" said Snape gently.
"Do you realise what you are saying about that fool?" asked Voldemort furiously.
"You just jealous that I'm not saying it about you. Master I think your great and all but Harry is marvellous!" replied Snape indignantly.
"Crucio!" cried Voldemort pointing his wand at Snape. Snape writhed on the floor in agony under the Cruciatus curse.
"Ha! So Severus do you now know where your loyalties lie? Hmm? What does the pain feel like Severus?" laughed Voldemort standing over him.
"It..feels..like.Fire bum bum bum bum bum I need you to burn!" sang Severus still gasping in pain.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Wormtail!" screamed Voldemort.
A small man waddled in looking scared.
"Y.Yes master?" he asked fearfully.
"Potter has put some sort of spell over Severus which is making him love Potter and sing all the time!" said Voldemort angrily.
"S.Should I kill Severus sir?" asked Wormtail.
"No I think we could use this against Potter. I think we could capture Potter once and for all using this idiot" he gestured to Snape who was now doing the Timewarp.
"How my Lord?"
"Fetch Lucius Wormtail. I have a plan," replied Voldemort grinning evilly.
Wormtail scurried from the room.
"Now I shall have Potter once and for all!" cried Voldemort. "Mwahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
He was interrupted by someone tapping his shoulder.
"Err..Master? Will you dance with me?" asked Snape timidly.
"Not now Severus!" snapped Voldemort. "I am busy!"
He began to walk out of the room.
"Where are you going Master?" called Snape.
"For a walk. I'm planning to kill a few muggles on the way," replied Voldemort.
"But sir you can't go out there!" cried Snape running after him.
"Why not?"
"Cos Voldie it's cold outside!"
"I really can't stay!"
"But Voldie it's cold outside!"
"I've got to go away!"
"But Voldie it's cold outside"
By now Voldemort was really getting into it.
"This evening has been so very . hey what am I doing I'm evil?"
"And a great singer sir!" smiled Snape.
"Severus go back to Hogwarts now!"
Snape apparated where he bumped into.
End of Chapter three. Like it? Hate it? Review it Plz! Next Chapter we'll meet Sirius and Remus. Bye xx Cathy
