The day the music died part 7
Hello! Thanx to everyone who has been reviewing this story! You have all made me so happy! (Wipes eyes). Loads of you have told me that you can't apparate or disapparate in the Hogwarts grounds so let's say Snape had a charm on him which let him break these rules okay?
Disclaimer: I refuse to say it! I won't say it! All right all right! I don't own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter sat alone in the Gryffindor common room. His friends were all in bed but Harry had been unable to sleep. Suddenly Snape came bursting in the common room.
"Harry my boy how the devil are you?" he cried happily.
"Fine sir" sighed Harry. He was too tired to deal with Snape now.
"Good because Dumbledore needs to see you immediately!"
"Why?"
"I don't know but come with me"
Harry reluctantly got up and followed Snape. To Harry's surprise Snape led him right into the Forbidden Forest.
"Err. Sir why are we here?" But Snape was looking over his shoulder. Turning round Harry was horrified to see a bunch of Death Eaters. Before he could say anything Snape hit him over the head with something heavy and Harry was surrounded by darkness.
When Harry woke up he was in a dimly lit room. Something told him he wasn't alone. It may have been the fact that someone was doing the can-can while singing, "Who let the dogs out?" It was Snape.
"Harry your awake! Wormtail drank some Polyjuice Potion with a hair from my head and brought you here. I would have told you but I was locked up on my own!" Snape smiled sweetly.
Harry sat up and realised what Snape was wearing.
"Err. sir why are you wearing that leather boob tube?" asked Harry dreading the answer.
"Because man! I feel like a woman!" sang Snape. He started dancing.
"Uh-oh" said Harry but it was too late.
"You don't have to be rich to be my girl you don't have to be cool to rule my world. Ain't no particular sign I just want your extra time and you kiss!"
"I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea won't somebody help me?"
"Oh Sir" sighed Harry. "Everything was going perfect at first. You were nice to me and everyone else and were always cheerful but then.."
"I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you?" suggested Snape.
"By singing all the bloody time!" finished Harry.
"Harry language language!" cried Snape.
Harry sighed and closed his eyes. Suddenly someone burst in the room. It was Wormtail.
"Come on Potter. The master wants to torture you now. He will kill you later after you have suffered everything he has these past fifteen years thanks to you!" said Wormtail. He grabbed Harry.
"Wormtail stop in the name of love before you break my heart!" sang Snape.
"Shut up Severus!" snapped Wormtail angrily. "The master has no use for you. I will throw you out in a minute"
"No! You're killing me softly!" gasped Snape.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
Harry kicking and screaming was dragged out. In his rage Wormtail left the door open. Snape rushed out of it.
He ran to Hogwarts where he met McGonagall, Lupin Sirius and Dumbledore.
"Voldemort has Harry!" he gasped.
Dumbledore went to call together the aurors.
"Why?" sobbed Sirius. "Why can't we capture Voldemort? The evil git!"
"I'll tell you why!" cried Snape. "'Cos Voldemort's a mystery guy he's called the hidden paw. He's the master criminal who can defy the law. He's powers of levitation would make a fakir stare and when you reach the scene of crime Lord Voldemort's not there! Lord Voldemort Lord Voldemort there's no one like Lord Voldemort.!
"NOOOOO!" cried Lupin running out screaming.
"I want to find Harry!" cried Sirius angrily.
"I want to shut Severus up!" growled McGonagall.
"I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike!" sang Snape.
"I am not staying to listen to him. I will go help Albus!" Sirius walked out.
"Well Minerva guess it's just you and me!" purred Snape.
"Severus" began Minerva but Snape was leaning in.
"Me and Minerva all alone in the office I feel as though I'm going to"
"Yes Severus"
"As though I'm going to.."
"Yes?"
"As though I'm going to kiss her"
He leaned in.
"But Minerva you do know your not the only one in my life?"
"WHAT?" screamed Minerva.
"Sorry but I couldn't resist. A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of.."
Dumbledore interrupted them.
"Take us to Voldemort's lair!" he commanded.
Like it? I don't but oh well. Next chapter we will see if Harry gets rescued and if Snape will defeat Voldemort. Will he ever get the antidote? Does he even want to? Who knows? Who cares? Bye! R/R! luv Cathy xx
Hello! Thanx to everyone who has been reviewing this story! You have all made me so happy! (Wipes eyes). Loads of you have told me that you can't apparate or disapparate in the Hogwarts grounds so let's say Snape had a charm on him which let him break these rules okay?
Disclaimer: I refuse to say it! I won't say it! All right all right! I don't own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter sat alone in the Gryffindor common room. His friends were all in bed but Harry had been unable to sleep. Suddenly Snape came bursting in the common room.
"Harry my boy how the devil are you?" he cried happily.
"Fine sir" sighed Harry. He was too tired to deal with Snape now.
"Good because Dumbledore needs to see you immediately!"
"Why?"
"I don't know but come with me"
Harry reluctantly got up and followed Snape. To Harry's surprise Snape led him right into the Forbidden Forest.
"Err. Sir why are we here?" But Snape was looking over his shoulder. Turning round Harry was horrified to see a bunch of Death Eaters. Before he could say anything Snape hit him over the head with something heavy and Harry was surrounded by darkness.
When Harry woke up he was in a dimly lit room. Something told him he wasn't alone. It may have been the fact that someone was doing the can-can while singing, "Who let the dogs out?" It was Snape.
"Harry your awake! Wormtail drank some Polyjuice Potion with a hair from my head and brought you here. I would have told you but I was locked up on my own!" Snape smiled sweetly.
Harry sat up and realised what Snape was wearing.
"Err. sir why are you wearing that leather boob tube?" asked Harry dreading the answer.
"Because man! I feel like a woman!" sang Snape. He started dancing.
"Uh-oh" said Harry but it was too late.
"You don't have to be rich to be my girl you don't have to be cool to rule my world. Ain't no particular sign I just want your extra time and you kiss!"
"I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea won't somebody help me?"
"Oh Sir" sighed Harry. "Everything was going perfect at first. You were nice to me and everyone else and were always cheerful but then.."
"I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you?" suggested Snape.
"By singing all the bloody time!" finished Harry.
"Harry language language!" cried Snape.
Harry sighed and closed his eyes. Suddenly someone burst in the room. It was Wormtail.
"Come on Potter. The master wants to torture you now. He will kill you later after you have suffered everything he has these past fifteen years thanks to you!" said Wormtail. He grabbed Harry.
"Wormtail stop in the name of love before you break my heart!" sang Snape.
"Shut up Severus!" snapped Wormtail angrily. "The master has no use for you. I will throw you out in a minute"
"No! You're killing me softly!" gasped Snape.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
Harry kicking and screaming was dragged out. In his rage Wormtail left the door open. Snape rushed out of it.
He ran to Hogwarts where he met McGonagall, Lupin Sirius and Dumbledore.
"Voldemort has Harry!" he gasped.
Dumbledore went to call together the aurors.
"Why?" sobbed Sirius. "Why can't we capture Voldemort? The evil git!"
"I'll tell you why!" cried Snape. "'Cos Voldemort's a mystery guy he's called the hidden paw. He's the master criminal who can defy the law. He's powers of levitation would make a fakir stare and when you reach the scene of crime Lord Voldemort's not there! Lord Voldemort Lord Voldemort there's no one like Lord Voldemort.!
"NOOOOO!" cried Lupin running out screaming.
"I want to find Harry!" cried Sirius angrily.
"I want to shut Severus up!" growled McGonagall.
"I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike!" sang Snape.
"I am not staying to listen to him. I will go help Albus!" Sirius walked out.
"Well Minerva guess it's just you and me!" purred Snape.
"Severus" began Minerva but Snape was leaning in.
"Me and Minerva all alone in the office I feel as though I'm going to"
"Yes Severus"
"As though I'm going to.."
"Yes?"
"As though I'm going to kiss her"
He leaned in.
"But Minerva you do know your not the only one in my life?"
"WHAT?" screamed Minerva.
"Sorry but I couldn't resist. A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of.."
Dumbledore interrupted them.
"Take us to Voldemort's lair!" he commanded.
Like it? I don't but oh well. Next chapter we will see if Harry gets rescued and if Snape will defeat Voldemort. Will he ever get the antidote? Does he even want to? Who knows? Who cares? Bye! R/R! luv Cathy xx