The day the music died part 9!
Thanx for all of you people who have been reviewing and giving me song suggestions. I will probably be deleting the author's note soon.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Dumbledore, Snape, McGonagall, Sirius and Lupin were all on their way to Voldemort's lair with Snape leading the way.
"Can't we just apparate?" sighed Sirius wearily.
"No the master has a special charm which only enables Death Eaters to apparate to him" explained Snape cheerily. He was enjoying this 'little adventure'.
They battled their way through trees and hedges and finally came to a huge house.
"I made it through the wilderness!" snag Snape.
"Don't you even dare!" snapped McGonagall.
"Now Minerva you and Severus wait here. We'll go and get Harry!"
They disappeared leaving Snape and McGonagall alone..again.
"Well Minerva guess it's just you and me!" said Snape in his sexiest voice.
"Don't start that again Severus I'm not in the mood!" sighed McGonagall.
"But Minerva....I love you, please say you love me too! These three words they can change our lives forever and I promise you that we will always be together 'till the end of time! Boo boo boo boo boo! Oooooooh!" crooned Snape.
"Oh Severus I love you too but please not Celine Dion!" cried McGonagall.
"Oh sweet love...you're my little poochyface!" sang Snape.
"And you're my teddybear!"
"Together we're an oochy poochy woochy coochy pair!" they both sang.
Suddenly they were both stunned and dragged off by Death Eaters.
When they awoke they were in a cold dungeon filled with Death Eaters.
"Professors!" shrieked a familiar voice.
"Harry my boy!" cried Snape hugging Harry.
Two Death Eaters came and pulled them both apart.
"No let go of me you damned fools! Let me go!" shouted Snape.
"Why should we?" sneered one Death Eater.
"Because I'm outta love set me free, let me out their misery show me the way to get my life again, you can't handle me!"
He was hit over the head but kept on singing.
"I'll destroy you all! Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! Everyone was a little bit frightened! Ha ha hoo cha!"
The Death Eaters watched in astonishment as Snape attempted to do a karate chop.
"Damn! They are resisting my powers!" Snape whispered to McGonagall. " I'll cause a distraction and you knock them out!"
With those words the brave Snape jumped up onto a balcony above his head and shouted to them all
"Listen Death Eaters! Listen to my wondrous singing!"
Then he began to sing.
"Don't cry for me Argentina the truth is I never left you, I'm undeserving of such attention!"
By this time all the Death Eaters were humming along.
"STOP!" Voldemort came rushing in looking furious. " Snape I'll kill you!"
"Ha Voldemort I'd like to see you try for I have a fate worse than death! I shall now sing the worst song known to mankind!" cried Snape.
"No!" gasped Voldemort. "Not...."
"If you wannabe my lover you gotta get with my friends, make it last forever, frisdship never ends!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaargh!" the Death Eaters screamed. "I'm melting!"
Slowly the Death Eaters dissolved into the ground.
"Snape I will kill you! You've gone too far this time!" screamed Voldemort.
"Avada Kedavra!"
Snape heard death rushing towards him but suddenly someone dived in front of him.
It was McGonagall.
"Fool! She didn't have to die!" sneered Voldemort.
Snape dived at Voldemort.
"You killed her! You killed her! Now I destroy you! I'm going out tonight, I'm feeling alright I'm gonna let it all hang out!
"Noooooooo! Shania Twain!" shrieked Voldemort covering his ears.
"When money grows on trees, your still the one, that don't impress me much!"
Suddenly Snape stopped.
"What's the matter Voldie? Can't you handle this? Voldie can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this! Is my body too Bootylicious for you Voldie?"
"Wait stop! Snape....I am your father!"
"WHAT?!" Cried Snape.
A voice above his head startled him.
"Severus no! It's a trick! He has his wand!" It was Dumbledore.
It was true. Voldemort once again uttered the killing curse.
This time Snape knew no one would save him..but he hadn't counted on Harry.
Oooh a cliffhanger! Want me to do more? R/R!
Thanx for all of you people who have been reviewing and giving me song suggestions. I will probably be deleting the author's note soon.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Dumbledore, Snape, McGonagall, Sirius and Lupin were all on their way to Voldemort's lair with Snape leading the way.
"Can't we just apparate?" sighed Sirius wearily.
"No the master has a special charm which only enables Death Eaters to apparate to him" explained Snape cheerily. He was enjoying this 'little adventure'.
They battled their way through trees and hedges and finally came to a huge house.
"I made it through the wilderness!" snag Snape.
"Don't you even dare!" snapped McGonagall.
"Now Minerva you and Severus wait here. We'll go and get Harry!"
They disappeared leaving Snape and McGonagall alone..again.
"Well Minerva guess it's just you and me!" said Snape in his sexiest voice.
"Don't start that again Severus I'm not in the mood!" sighed McGonagall.
"But Minerva....I love you, please say you love me too! These three words they can change our lives forever and I promise you that we will always be together 'till the end of time! Boo boo boo boo boo! Oooooooh!" crooned Snape.
"Oh Severus I love you too but please not Celine Dion!" cried McGonagall.
"Oh sweet love...you're my little poochyface!" sang Snape.
"And you're my teddybear!"
"Together we're an oochy poochy woochy coochy pair!" they both sang.
Suddenly they were both stunned and dragged off by Death Eaters.
When they awoke they were in a cold dungeon filled with Death Eaters.
"Professors!" shrieked a familiar voice.
"Harry my boy!" cried Snape hugging Harry.
Two Death Eaters came and pulled them both apart.
"No let go of me you damned fools! Let me go!" shouted Snape.
"Why should we?" sneered one Death Eater.
"Because I'm outta love set me free, let me out their misery show me the way to get my life again, you can't handle me!"
He was hit over the head but kept on singing.
"I'll destroy you all! Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! Everyone was a little bit frightened! Ha ha hoo cha!"
The Death Eaters watched in astonishment as Snape attempted to do a karate chop.
"Damn! They are resisting my powers!" Snape whispered to McGonagall. " I'll cause a distraction and you knock them out!"
With those words the brave Snape jumped up onto a balcony above his head and shouted to them all
"Listen Death Eaters! Listen to my wondrous singing!"
Then he began to sing.
"Don't cry for me Argentina the truth is I never left you, I'm undeserving of such attention!"
By this time all the Death Eaters were humming along.
"STOP!" Voldemort came rushing in looking furious. " Snape I'll kill you!"
"Ha Voldemort I'd like to see you try for I have a fate worse than death! I shall now sing the worst song known to mankind!" cried Snape.
"No!" gasped Voldemort. "Not...."
"If you wannabe my lover you gotta get with my friends, make it last forever, frisdship never ends!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaargh!" the Death Eaters screamed. "I'm melting!"
Slowly the Death Eaters dissolved into the ground.
"Snape I will kill you! You've gone too far this time!" screamed Voldemort.
"Avada Kedavra!"
Snape heard death rushing towards him but suddenly someone dived in front of him.
It was McGonagall.
"Fool! She didn't have to die!" sneered Voldemort.
Snape dived at Voldemort.
"You killed her! You killed her! Now I destroy you! I'm going out tonight, I'm feeling alright I'm gonna let it all hang out!
"Noooooooo! Shania Twain!" shrieked Voldemort covering his ears.
"When money grows on trees, your still the one, that don't impress me much!"
Suddenly Snape stopped.
"What's the matter Voldie? Can't you handle this? Voldie can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this! Is my body too Bootylicious for you Voldie?"
"Wait stop! Snape....I am your father!"
"WHAT?!" Cried Snape.
A voice above his head startled him.
"Severus no! It's a trick! He has his wand!" It was Dumbledore.
It was true. Voldemort once again uttered the killing curse.
This time Snape knew no one would save him..but he hadn't counted on Harry.
Oooh a cliffhanger! Want me to do more? R/R!