Wolverine:
I am so pointy
I am the shis-kabob man
Pointy pointy point

My claws stab your face
I blame it on WeaponX
Hee hee hee I lied

Eat your heart out, Scott
I've repeatedly kissed Jean
You know I kick ass

Jean Grey:
I can read your mind
I know your every thought
You are a pervert

I brag to Scott
I like to kiss Wolverine
He's jealous of me

Professor X:
My head is shiney
When the sun hits it, you're blind
I like to wax it

I adore spandex
I designed Psylocke's costume
She hits very hard

Storm:
Closed spaces scare me
I blast the walls with lightning
O no, ricochet

I am Wind-Rider
And I like to ride the wind
I hate this haiku

Jubilee:
Shut-up, I don't care
Yellow isn't hideous
Here come my fireworks

Beast:
I shed on the couch
The Professor yells at me
Thank you, Dust-buster