FV2: Mario at the Hotel California
Prelude: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here
***********************************
Mario (M): Wow! that lady with the bell was pretty nice
Luigi (L): Do you realized what's happened
M: I wet myself
L: What?
M: And there ain't a Laundromat for miles
L: No you fat ass we're inside the Hotel California. We're trapped under the rule of ...
M: SATAN!! ( Mario proceeds to spontaneously punch himself in the crotch)
L: No, Bowser, who else would it be you ass
M: Go boil your bottom silly Sicilian
L: I'm not Sicilian you are, your the mobster
M: Ah, the days of picking off the Fascists down at "Fat Toni's" and "Large Albert's" and "Big Momma's" and "Mammoth Rudolf's" and "Gravitationally Challenged..."
L: Please shut up, In fact, stop talking all together
M: may I flachulate
L: What?!
M: pass gas
L: I don't care, but if I smell it you have latrine duty for the next month
M: What an honor!!!
********* The part With fighting ****************
L: So here is what were going to do...
M: Luigi, come 'ere, listen we're in Camelot
L: no we're not
M: Listen
Voices down the Corridor: We're knights of the round table, we dance when e're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes, and footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
The many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're often mad in Camelot, we sing from the lie of hamalot!
Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
(Bass-Solo): I have to push the pram-a-lot!
L: That's so stolen off Monty Python
Voices: is not
L: I know you get bored singing the some thing but come on now, that's copyright infringement
M: I like that Movie
L: you mean "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" yes I recommend it
M: Oh, I thought we were talking "The Full Monty"
L: Your going to have to forgive my friend, he's met to many goombas
M: In fact, I'm full monty right now
L: Good God and all his Christian followers
Voices: you are not welcome here in the nude so please cease to be naked
M: come again
L: Put your clothes on ass wipe
**** Seriously, this is the fighting part ***
L: (sigh) Someday we may finally get on with getting out of here
M: Hey Luigi check my 'Doo
L: Get my designer Calvin Klein boxer-briefs off your head
M: not quite boxers not quite briefs
L: I'm heading to the master's chambers, at least that's what the song said
M: It's like "Chork"
L: I know, I know, not quite chicken...
M: not quite pork
L: Yeah, yeah let's go
**** No seriously, there is fighting in this scene*****
As Mario and Luigi encountered countless goombas and Koopa Troopa's they were weakened and then they came on a new nemesis, this tales man before Bowser
M: It's a Homo
L: what?
M: not quite Hemorrhoid not quite Birdo
L: I see
Homo: I fart in your general direction
L: is this really what Bowser is stooping to
Homo: You'll loath the day you crossed me Mario
::Super Mario Bros. just kind of ignored him and walked right past him::
Homo: The day is mine!!
**** Final Showdown****
L and M enter the master's chambers
Bowser: so we meet again (spits fire and bakes Luigi extra crispy)
L: I never liked you (he faints)
::Just then Homo's fart that was aimed in our hero's general direction misfires and kills Bowser::
*** No more fighting***
M (now in a car driving home): Speed up Luigi
L: Why?
M: Because i have a bout with the diarrhea and if I don't, I might, pooooooooooo!
L: Shit
M: Yeah and it's pretty runny too
JAMES BOND(a.k.a. Homo) WILL RETURN BUT WE KINDA HOPE HE DOESN'T
Please remember Super Mario Brothers 2 in your prayers
Prelude: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here
***********************************
Mario (M): Wow! that lady with the bell was pretty nice
Luigi (L): Do you realized what's happened
M: I wet myself
L: What?
M: And there ain't a Laundromat for miles
L: No you fat ass we're inside the Hotel California. We're trapped under the rule of ...
M: SATAN!! ( Mario proceeds to spontaneously punch himself in the crotch)
L: No, Bowser, who else would it be you ass
M: Go boil your bottom silly Sicilian
L: I'm not Sicilian you are, your the mobster
M: Ah, the days of picking off the Fascists down at "Fat Toni's" and "Large Albert's" and "Big Momma's" and "Mammoth Rudolf's" and "Gravitationally Challenged..."
L: Please shut up, In fact, stop talking all together
M: may I flachulate
L: What?!
M: pass gas
L: I don't care, but if I smell it you have latrine duty for the next month
M: What an honor!!!
********* The part With fighting ****************
L: So here is what were going to do...
M: Luigi, come 'ere, listen we're in Camelot
L: no we're not
M: Listen
Voices down the Corridor: We're knights of the round table, we dance when e're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes, and footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
The many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're often mad in Camelot, we sing from the lie of hamalot!
Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
(Bass-Solo): I have to push the pram-a-lot!
L: That's so stolen off Monty Python
Voices: is not
L: I know you get bored singing the some thing but come on now, that's copyright infringement
M: I like that Movie
L: you mean "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" yes I recommend it
M: Oh, I thought we were talking "The Full Monty"
L: Your going to have to forgive my friend, he's met to many goombas
M: In fact, I'm full monty right now
L: Good God and all his Christian followers
Voices: you are not welcome here in the nude so please cease to be naked
M: come again
L: Put your clothes on ass wipe
**** Seriously, this is the fighting part ***
L: (sigh) Someday we may finally get on with getting out of here
M: Hey Luigi check my 'Doo
L: Get my designer Calvin Klein boxer-briefs off your head
M: not quite boxers not quite briefs
L: I'm heading to the master's chambers, at least that's what the song said
M: It's like "Chork"
L: I know, I know, not quite chicken...
M: not quite pork
L: Yeah, yeah let's go
**** No seriously, there is fighting in this scene*****
As Mario and Luigi encountered countless goombas and Koopa Troopa's they were weakened and then they came on a new nemesis, this tales man before Bowser
M: It's a Homo
L: what?
M: not quite Hemorrhoid not quite Birdo
L: I see
Homo: I fart in your general direction
L: is this really what Bowser is stooping to
Homo: You'll loath the day you crossed me Mario
::Super Mario Bros. just kind of ignored him and walked right past him::
Homo: The day is mine!!
**** Final Showdown****
L and M enter the master's chambers
Bowser: so we meet again (spits fire and bakes Luigi extra crispy)
L: I never liked you (he faints)
::Just then Homo's fart that was aimed in our hero's general direction misfires and kills Bowser::
*** No more fighting***
M (now in a car driving home): Speed up Luigi
L: Why?
M: Because i have a bout with the diarrhea and if I don't, I might, pooooooooooo!
L: Shit
M: Yeah and it's pretty runny too
JAMES BOND(a.k.a. Homo) WILL RETURN BUT WE KINDA HOPE HE DOESN'T
Please remember Super Mario Brothers 2 in your prayers