True Love IV

Please read and review! I do not own these characters. They belong to Cauffman and Crane. I do not expect to make ANY money either. Any questions or comments? Email me at whitemoon_3000@hotmail.com. Enjoy!! So far it has been kind of dumb, but it WILL get better...something will happen in the future episodes...Expect something you have never expected!

Monica and Rachel's apt (Rachel is crying on her bed...Monica enters)

Monica: Rachel...I...I...

Rachel: Get out of my room! I don't want to talk to you!

Monica: Gosh Rach, I'm sorry I overreacted!

Rachel: Overreacted?! Overreacted! Monica I am going through a hard time right now ok... I don't want to be your enemy I need your support.

Monica: Honey come here (hugs her real tight) it's going to be all right sweetie, ok?

Rachel: What I am going to do Monica? I love Ross so much and I can't watch him get married to some girl.

Monica: I'll think of something all right?

Rachel: Ok...I love you

Monica: I love you too sweetie

(Joey enters)

Joey: You guys have any food?

Monica: Help yourself

Joey: Thanks (looks inside the refrigerator) where is the cheese, the ham, the MAYO?

Monica: We don't have any

Joey: What?! You don't have any?!

Monica: Joe...

Joey: How can you live without making a sandwich? I gotta go a find a sandwich...and by the way you need to go grocery shopping...you have very crappy food! (He leaves)

The Next Day...

Monica and Rachel's apt (Rachel is reading a magazine and she is the only one present...Monica comes in very excited)

Monica: (excited) Rach, guess what, guess what, guess what?

Rachel: What, what is it?

Monica: Well...I was at work today and this cute guy comes up to me and starts flirting with me, so he invited me to lunch, but I told him I had a friend that wanted to go out tonight so he told me that he would pick you up at 7 and take you to dinner...what do you say?!

Rachel: I don't know Mon...I mean is it crazy?

Monica: No, of course not! Go for it!

Rachel: All right I'll go

Monica: Great! He will pick you up at 7 so start getting ready...I have to go, I'm going grocery shopping since Joey said I had crappy food...see ya later!

Rachel: Bye

(She leaves and Ross enters with Marla)

Ross: Hey Rach

Rachel: Hey

Marla: How are you Rachel?

Rachel: (in a serious mood) Fine...Excuse me please (she walks to her room)

Ross: I love you

Marla: I love you more

Ross: No I do

Marla: No I do

Ross: I am so lucky to find a woman like you (starts kissing her...Rachel comes back to the living room)

Rachel: Excuse me...yeah... I have to get ready for my date so can you too please kiss somewhere else?

Ross: Ok, I'm sorry Rachel...you ok?

Rachel: I'm fine...just please get out!

Ross: ok...

(He walks into the hallway with Marla)

Ross: You are so beautiful

Marla: I love you so much

Ross: Me 2

(They kiss and Ross breaks the kiss because Phoebe just arrived)

Phoebe: Hey!

Both: Hey!

Phoebe: I learned a new joke today and I couldn't get it until now...

Marla: What is it?

Phoebe: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Marla: because...hmm...

Phoebe: because 6 ate 7! You get it?

Both: OHHHHH! (they obviously don't get it)

Ross: We better get going

Marla: ok...bye Pheebs

(They leave)

Phoebe: (talking to herself) hmmm... Phoebe, why did 789? Because 7 ate 9! (Cracking up by herself) mysterious...

Monica and Rachel's apt (Rachel is getting ready for her date)

Rachel: (to herself) I hope this guy is cute or else I'm going to puke

(There's a knock at the door)

Man: Are you Rachel:

Rachel: (noticing the handsome young man) Hi...Yes and you are?

Man: Kevin Williams

Rachel: Rachel Green (they shake hands)

Kevin: Wow, Monica told me you were pretty but...(noticing her) WOW!

Rachel: You're so sweet!

Kevin: Ready to go?

Rachel: yeah...let me get my coat (walks into her bedroom and re-enters with her coat on)

Rachel: So, where we going?

Kevin: Sorentinos...or unless you don't want to go

Rachel: Are you kidding I LOVE Sorentinos!

***Time Lapse***

Sorentinos (Rachel and Kevin are talking and having a great time)

Rachel: ...and I was SO drunk!

Kevin: (laughing) Wow! This has been so much fun

Rachel: I know

Kevin: You want to go walk after this?

Rachel: I wish I could, but I can't...I'm sorry I have to work tomorrow

Kevin: Well...you want to go some place else...like...

Rachel: Nah...I can't

Kevin: How about...

Rachel: (cutting him) NO!! (By this time everyone is staring) I'm sorry Kevin but I HAVE to go work tomorrow

Kevin: I understand let's go

(They walk to Kevin's beautiful Red Corvette and he opens the door for Rachel, there is a silence while he is driving...suddenly... he pulls over)

Rachel: Why are we stopping?

Kevin: I want to show you something outside

(They step out of the car...)

Rachel: What is it? Hurry up it's cold and I'm real tired!

(He gets something from under the seat...)

Kevin: Rachel... I think you're hot...but...KNOW ONE EMBARRESS ME IN FRONT OF PEOPLE! (Picks up the gun) Sorry Rach, I really like you, but you can be very bitchy!

Rachel: (terrified, crying) Please, please put that gun away!! I'm sorry I just want to go home!

Kevin: Too late sweetkins...(he pulls the trigger...)

*To Be CoNTiNuEd* Me: Wasn't that better? I told you something was going to happen if you want me to continue bring in the Reviews!! I more reviews the better! Stay tuned!