DISCLAIMER: J.K ROWLING OWNS ALL HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS MENTIONED.
A/N: I'M BORROWING A METHOD THAT LILY SMITH USED, SO IF SHE READS THIS, I DID GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR USING IT, SO, DON'T YELL.
Dear Harry,
I have a big problem. My friend is totally mad at me, and I have no idea why. I try to ask hi, um my friend why my, um he, won't talk to me. But then he goes on ignoring me and talking to my bro, um, his weezly. Do you think you can help?
Sad in Gryffindor
Ginny,
Ignore Ron, and pull me aside one of these days. I know why you think I'm mad at you, but I'm not. I've just been really busy that's all.
Harry
Ps Professor Dumbledore will be filling in for me for a while.
Dumbley- dor,
I vas vondering if ve vere going to haf anodder TRIVIZARD TORNAMENT soon? Az you can tell my English is not so good. Vell, Hagrid, has been vanting to say something, and dis is the only chance he may get so:
HIYA, DUMBLEDORE, WELL I JUS' WANT TER SAY HULLO AND TER TELL YER TER TELL HARRY TER KEEP HIS NOSE KLEEN. GAIMKEAPER, HAGRID AND Mme. Maxine.
Olympia and Hagrid,
Of course I'll tell Harry you said to um keep his nose kle, oops clean. Olympia, that's all up to the new headmaster of Drumstrang spelling? Well anyways I have more important things to attend to then answering this, I mean, I must attend to the rest of the advice I must answer.
Albus
Albie,
I have been thinking of this for a while, why have you been guarding scar head for so long? I'm getting really tired of having him under my nose and then having him disappear the next second. Why must you keep doing that? Anyways, if you do happen to have another TRIWIZARD TORNAMENT I will find out and I will kill that censored, feel free to use any word that would make sense in this place.
Voldie
Oldie oops, Voldie,
LI have NOT been guarding Harry for so long, you have just not been able to kill him, (which is not going to happen any time soon). Oh yeah, if you were more powerful then Harry, don't you think you would have killed him 14 years ago? We are not having another TRIWIZARD TORNAMENT because you are a L-O-S-E-R!!!!!!!!!!!! J
JALBUSL
Old friend,
Thank you for keeping the Stone safe for me, even though it was destroyed. I wanted to say thank you to that kind young lad who managed to keep it away from YOU-KNOW-WHO. J. I need you for that one small item we talked about, you know the will. Until later old friend.
Flamel
Old friend,
Welcome, Harry says welcome, and I will be there A.S.A.P.
Dumbledore.J
Dumbledore,
Please, take good care of Harry; he is NOT to know about his older sister or Dawn and Tim. He does not know he is not an only child any more. Oh, one more thing, you know how you said that people could not come back from the dead? Well Lily and I are back.
Prongs
PRONGS!!!!!!!
OMG, I HAD NO IDEA THAT PEOPLE COULD COME BACK FROM THE DEAD. (MODERN TECHNOLOGY MUST HAVE REALLY ADVANCED!!!!) I PROMISE NOT TO TELL HARRY ABOUT JESSICA, DAWN AND TIM. TELL LILY I SAID HELLO AND YOU TWO ARE WELCOME AT HOGWARTS AT ANYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUMBLEDORE :o
A/N: WELL HERE'S A SHOCKER, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY REALIZE WHAT I WAS TYPING UNTIL JUST KNOW. SO I GUESS I GOT TO KEEP THIS UP. SORRY FOR THE INTURRUPTION. JPHEOBE SMITHJ
Professor,
I have a big problem. I keep getting teased by someone who will remain to be nameless, cough, Draco Malfoy, cough. He keeps calling me a mudblood and other foul names please help! HEY, MUDBLOOD, WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A TATTLE TAIL? I'M GONNA GET YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!!!!!!
Mr. Malfoy,
DETENTION, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!
Headmaster Dumbledore.
A/N: WELL R/R, I'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS, PLEAZ ADD SOME MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!!