Disclaimer:  THE ALL MIGHTY AND POWERFUL J.K. ROWLING OWNS ALL HARRY POTTER RELATED…………..STUFF.        

A/N:  Due to unfortunate circumstances, Harry will NOT be answering advice until later on.  Sorry, please, don't send HOWLERS!!!!  H/P/N means Harry Potter Note, just in case you're wondering when you get there.  Pheobe Smith (I know, I know, my name is misspelled, SUFFER!!!)

Dear……….wait, I HATE YOU!!!!  To you:

            Give up scar head and you'll be fine.  Don't, and die and slow and painful death.  My requests are as follows:

1.HAND HIM OVER DAMIT!!!

2.FULL RUN OF HOGWARTS

3.HAND HIM OVER!

4.RID SCHOOL OF "MUDBLOODS"

5.HAND HIM OVER!!

6.RULE OVER THE ENTIRE MAGICAL RULE

AND FINALLY

7.YOU'D BETTER HAND HIM OVER!!!

VOLDIE

Oldie Voldie,

Dumbledore's answers:                      Prongs' Answers

1-6: NO                                               1: HELL NO!!

AND FINALLY                                2: I DON'T THINK SO

7: NO!!!                                               3: over my dead body jackass

                                                            4: die, die, and die

                                                            5:Hell no, he won't go

                                                            6:kiss my ass 

                                                            And finally

                                                            7: touch him & you'll wish you'd never been born!!

PRONGS AND DUMBLEDORE

Professor,

            A certain little snitch that doesn't have parents, recently wrote you a "question" and I got detention.  My father WILL about this!!

Draco Malfoy

H/P/N: Er, professor, let me handle this one!!

MALFOY!!!

YOU SLIMY LIL' GIT!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SLIMY LITTLE SNITCH!! (though the golden snitch is wicked! lol) YOU DESERVE TO ROT IN HELL!!! I DARE YOU TO TELL YOUR FATHER, I DARE YOU!! DON'T FORGET, I KNOW SOME PRETTY GOD HEXES NOW!!!!

POTTER

H/P/N: Go ahead professor.

Mr. Malfoy,

Detention, for life!

Professor Dumbledore

Dear Headmaster,

            I'm very worried about Harry.  He's been acting…………Hello dude.  Wazzzzzzzup!!!!!  Yo, I'm hip and feeling groovy!!  Yo, yo, yo!! Um, that would be Harry.  PLEASE HELP!!!!

Lily

Lily,

            Meet me at Diagon Alley so I can see if his battery needs replaced.

Dumbledore

Master,

I've found out were Potter lives!  Number 4 Privet Drive with the Dursley's.  I'll kill them and snatch the jerk.

Wormtail

Pettigrew,

I think you'd better meet me at Hogsmeade.  (*maniac glint in eyes) Oh, and leave Potter at the Dursley's. (*laughs wickedly*)

Me

HELP!!

(*SCREAMING*) OH SH~SHOUT! IT'S HIM!  AHHH! (*MORE SCREAMING*) RUN HARRY RUN!!(*CRASHING, THUDS, BOOMS*)

……..

……..

HOLD HIM OFF!! I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE!!!

DUMBLEDORE

A/N: HM, Dumbledore ran off.  Um, Harry, it's finally time for you to come back and answer questions.