Law's Handy Dandy Guide To Shopping
"Hello. I am Law," Law said to the hall full of Tekken 3 characters (Ok, Julia and Jin! You didn't
honestly think anybody wanted to listen to Law talk about shopping, did you?)"Welcome to my
handy dandy guide to shopping."
"I can't believe we're doing this," Julia hissed to Jin while Law got out his charts.
Jin shrugged. "Hey," he said, as Law knocked over his white board. "It beats Nina and Paul fighting over
the TV remote."
Julia glared at him. She loved those fights! They were the best. Paul would always tip over the sofa,
Nina would always tear the cushions apart...aw, bless them. It must be true love!
"Now," Law continued. "As you can see from this graph, shopping is good. But not in the winter
sales...oh no!"
Julia stared over at Jin. Unfortunatly, Jin was enjoying this. This was possibly because the fight
for the TV remote was at HIS house.
"Style is a very important part of shopping," Law told his audience. "My lovely assistant will now
show you."
Cue Hworang wearing a bright yellow suit. He did not look best pleased.
"This is un-stylish Hworang," Law said, as Julia and Jin tried not to laugh. "Wave to the audience
un-stylish Hworang."
Hworang moaned and turned one shade redder as he waved out to Jin and Julia.
"Now, if un-stylish Hworang steps backstage for just a minute......."
AN HOUR LATER
Hworang returned back onto the stage. He now had his top off and was wearing very tight leather
trousers. Julia's jaw dropped. Hworang had quiet a body!
"Now, this is stylish Hworang," Law smiled. "As you can see, Hworang has the body to carry this
style off. His leather trousers just love his muscular legs. However, underneath those leather trousers
Mr Fluffy Bunny underwear lurks...."
All of a sudden Hworang's face filled with rage. "YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL!" he screamed angrly
at Law. As he stromed off stage he yelled to Law "That's it! No more action in the bedroom for a
month, you bitch!"
As an embarassed Law ran off the stage, a shocked Jin turned to Julia.
"You owe me a tenner," Julia gloated smugly. "I told you Hworang was gay."
As Jin reached into his wallet he said "I don't care. He's still not my type...."
"Hello. I am Law," Law said to the hall full of Tekken 3 characters (Ok, Julia and Jin! You didn't
honestly think anybody wanted to listen to Law talk about shopping, did you?)"Welcome to my
handy dandy guide to shopping."
"I can't believe we're doing this," Julia hissed to Jin while Law got out his charts.
Jin shrugged. "Hey," he said, as Law knocked over his white board. "It beats Nina and Paul fighting over
the TV remote."
Julia glared at him. She loved those fights! They were the best. Paul would always tip over the sofa,
Nina would always tear the cushions apart...aw, bless them. It must be true love!
"Now," Law continued. "As you can see from this graph, shopping is good. But not in the winter
sales...oh no!"
Julia stared over at Jin. Unfortunatly, Jin was enjoying this. This was possibly because the fight
for the TV remote was at HIS house.
"Style is a very important part of shopping," Law told his audience. "My lovely assistant will now
show you."
Cue Hworang wearing a bright yellow suit. He did not look best pleased.
"This is un-stylish Hworang," Law said, as Julia and Jin tried not to laugh. "Wave to the audience
un-stylish Hworang."
Hworang moaned and turned one shade redder as he waved out to Jin and Julia.
"Now, if un-stylish Hworang steps backstage for just a minute......."
AN HOUR LATER
Hworang returned back onto the stage. He now had his top off and was wearing very tight leather
trousers. Julia's jaw dropped. Hworang had quiet a body!
"Now, this is stylish Hworang," Law smiled. "As you can see, Hworang has the body to carry this
style off. His leather trousers just love his muscular legs. However, underneath those leather trousers
Mr Fluffy Bunny underwear lurks...."
All of a sudden Hworang's face filled with rage. "YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL!" he screamed angrly
at Law. As he stromed off stage he yelled to Law "That's it! No more action in the bedroom for a
month, you bitch!"
As an embarassed Law ran off the stage, a shocked Jin turned to Julia.
"You owe me a tenner," Julia gloated smugly. "I told you Hworang was gay."
As Jin reached into his wallet he said "I don't care. He's still not my type...."