Chapter 2
Bob: Hey and look at that here come the Ronsos now! On left front is Basik, middle is Argai, and on the left is Ganza, On defense is Nuvy and Irga and in gaol is Zamzi. We'll be back right after our commercial break.
-During the commercial-
Joe: Bob do you have money?
Bob: What, why?
Joe: Wiener man say I need money for his wieners.
Bob: Yeah sure he's a 5.
Joe: Ha ha whoopee! (For anyone who hasn't figured it out Joe is a little like Quina from FF9)
Bob: Amazing how happy you can make him with 5 dollars…What the? Hey I had a 100 in here now all I got is 50! Joe, get back here!
Hot Dog vender: TO late dude! That guy just made me rich!
( Joe is last seen running out of stadium with 20 hotdogs.)
Camera guy: Hey Bob were on in 20!
-After commercial break-
Bob: And were back!
Letty: Hey man! Those guys are fricken huge!!!
Tidus: It's ok we can take em!
Bob: It's the Blitz off!
Tidus grabs it, he starts to dribble it down the field. Ow, that's gotta hurt Basik just nailed him in the head. Basik grabs the ball from Tidus and starts bringing it in the opposite direction. Keepa gets read, and Basik tries to nail a sphere shot and he hits a perfect shot into the upper right corner. Keepa looks discouraged.
Heres the next Blitzoff! This Time Basik gets a hand on it. The entire team of Aurochs rush him and tackle him all at once. There is a scramble for the ball and Letty comes out on top! He brings it down the field and is tackled by the goalie?! Zmazi seems he had a fit of anger and took it out on Letty. Letty looks back at Zamzi and they get into a fight! There are punches and kicks going everywhere as everyone gets into the brawl! The crusaders that were watching the game are now trying to pull the teams apart. Letty seems to be injured. He was holding his left arm as he left the stadium. I wonder who their sub will be? Folks I can't believe it the retired Captain, Wakka, is coming into the stadium! With two minutes left to play in the first half who will come out in first at the half. The score at 1-1, we'll see after this next commercial break.
Camera guy: Hey Bob, We found Joe!
Joe: ( in a muffled voice) hi Bob!
Bob: Joe, swallow the hotdogs then talk.
Joe: (gulp) ok me not hungry anymore.
Bob: Good now you can help me announce.
Joe: Why?
Bob Because You are an announcer.
Joe: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Camera guy: 3, 2, 1 were on
Bob: Here at Luca Letty's arm is being looked at by a white mage. Our sideline announcer, Tom, is with her now.
Tom: Thanks Bob, Here in the Auroch locker room is white mage, Yuna, How long do you think Letty will be out.
Yuna: Well since it's only a minor sprain if he really wants to he can go back in after halftime.
Tom: Thanks Yuna now back to you Bob.
Bob: Thanks Tom, now back to the game!
Bltz Off! Wakka gets it. He is goin down the court donging blows left and right. Nuvy gets in front of him. He uses his special venom shot. Nuvy's poisoned and has to leave the court. Zamzi looks frightened, goes for it and it slids off the tips of his fingers and good!
( Air horn blows)
Bob: Hmm there seems to be a fowl..
Referee: Unessacery roughness, defense, Basik. Penalty is free shot.
Bob: oooh that's harsh! Let's look at it on instant reply shall we? Tidus Waves to Wakka for a pass. Then Basik punches him in the stomach owch that hurts!
Heres the shot Tidus is about 20 ft. in front off the goal. He does a sphere shot, and it's blocked by Zamzi.
(Bell sounds)
Bob: And it's Halftime!
Bob: Hey and look at that here come the Ronsos now! On left front is Basik, middle is Argai, and on the left is Ganza, On defense is Nuvy and Irga and in gaol is Zamzi. We'll be back right after our commercial break.
-During the commercial-
Joe: Bob do you have money?
Bob: What, why?
Joe: Wiener man say I need money for his wieners.
Bob: Yeah sure he's a 5.
Joe: Ha ha whoopee! (For anyone who hasn't figured it out Joe is a little like Quina from FF9)
Bob: Amazing how happy you can make him with 5 dollars…What the? Hey I had a 100 in here now all I got is 50! Joe, get back here!
Hot Dog vender: TO late dude! That guy just made me rich!
( Joe is last seen running out of stadium with 20 hotdogs.)
Camera guy: Hey Bob were on in 20!
-After commercial break-
Bob: And were back!
Letty: Hey man! Those guys are fricken huge!!!
Tidus: It's ok we can take em!
Bob: It's the Blitz off!
Tidus grabs it, he starts to dribble it down the field. Ow, that's gotta hurt Basik just nailed him in the head. Basik grabs the ball from Tidus and starts bringing it in the opposite direction. Keepa gets read, and Basik tries to nail a sphere shot and he hits a perfect shot into the upper right corner. Keepa looks discouraged.
Heres the next Blitzoff! This Time Basik gets a hand on it. The entire team of Aurochs rush him and tackle him all at once. There is a scramble for the ball and Letty comes out on top! He brings it down the field and is tackled by the goalie?! Zmazi seems he had a fit of anger and took it out on Letty. Letty looks back at Zamzi and they get into a fight! There are punches and kicks going everywhere as everyone gets into the brawl! The crusaders that were watching the game are now trying to pull the teams apart. Letty seems to be injured. He was holding his left arm as he left the stadium. I wonder who their sub will be? Folks I can't believe it the retired Captain, Wakka, is coming into the stadium! With two minutes left to play in the first half who will come out in first at the half. The score at 1-1, we'll see after this next commercial break.
Camera guy: Hey Bob, We found Joe!
Joe: ( in a muffled voice) hi Bob!
Bob: Joe, swallow the hotdogs then talk.
Joe: (gulp) ok me not hungry anymore.
Bob: Good now you can help me announce.
Joe: Why?
Bob Because You are an announcer.
Joe: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Camera guy: 3, 2, 1 were on
Bob: Here at Luca Letty's arm is being looked at by a white mage. Our sideline announcer, Tom, is with her now.
Tom: Thanks Bob, Here in the Auroch locker room is white mage, Yuna, How long do you think Letty will be out.
Yuna: Well since it's only a minor sprain if he really wants to he can go back in after halftime.
Tom: Thanks Yuna now back to you Bob.
Bob: Thanks Tom, now back to the game!
Bltz Off! Wakka gets it. He is goin down the court donging blows left and right. Nuvy gets in front of him. He uses his special venom shot. Nuvy's poisoned and has to leave the court. Zamzi looks frightened, goes for it and it slids off the tips of his fingers and good!
( Air horn blows)
Bob: Hmm there seems to be a fowl..
Referee: Unessacery roughness, defense, Basik. Penalty is free shot.
Bob: oooh that's harsh! Let's look at it on instant reply shall we? Tidus Waves to Wakka for a pass. Then Basik punches him in the stomach owch that hurts!
Heres the shot Tidus is about 20 ft. in front off the goal. He does a sphere shot, and it's blocked by Zamzi.
(Bell sounds)
Bob: And it's Halftime!