The Mission

Disclaimer: This is nothing fancy... but, I do not own the Gundam characters.

Duo: Hey Heero....

Heero: WHAT? *Annoyed*

Duo: Where are we.... where are we going...what are you doing?

Heero: Baka.

Duo: Why does everyone call me a baka? *Thinking*

Heero: I never should have let you drive. I am researching our next mission.

Duo: Come to think about it.... (Pause) What is our next mission?

Heero: 1^st point: Shut Duo Up

Duo: It doesn't say that!

Heero: .....

Duo: It can't say that! *Offended* Let me see that!

Heero: (Sigh)

Duo: *hurt* It does.... It says that... I can't believe it!

Heero: Watch where you are going. 2^nd point: meet with the other pilots.

Duo: *recovering from the shock and regaining control of the car* Well, where are we going?

Heero: No where...yet... I let you drive because I needed to shut you up.

Duo: (slamming on the breaks) WHAT?!!

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Quatre: Hey Wufei, got any Eights?

Wufei: Go fish. I won't be defeated..

Quatre: ......

Wufei: Got any nines Quatre?

Quatre: ...

Wufei: Do you have any nines?

Quatre: Awwww..... You WON again...

Wufei: Hah! Beat that!

Quatre: Hey, we haven't played Parcheesi yet!

Wufei: Is that a challenge? (Quatre nods) You're on.

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Heero: Shut up! *Very annoyed and mad at Duo*

Duo: *crushed and mumbling* .......Why me...(deep breath)

Heero: I'm trying to email Quatre.

Duo: ....always me....

Heero: SHUT UP!!

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Wufei: Wow, I won. Come on...

Quatre: What's that noise?

Computer Voice: You have E-mail, You have E-mail

Quatre: It's from Heero!

Wufei: What Does it say?

Quatre: He's calling a meeting here. He also said to contact Trowa and you, Wufei.

Wufei: I'm here, but where is Trowa?

Quatre: I think that he's on tour. Let me see if I can find a schedule... nothing?!

Wufei: Well, I don't know where Trowa is, and you don't and why would Heero be asking us if we knew where Trowa was. Where to find him.....

Door: Knock, Knock, Knock

Quatre: I wonder who that is?

Wufei: I'll see who is at the door... (Leaves)

Quatre: I wonder who that could be?

Wufei: (re-enters with someone) Hey guess who it is.... *monotone*

Quatre: Who?

Wufei: Trowa.... Something's not right...

Quatre: Yah, that was too easy.... Trowa, why are you here??? *Doubtful*

Trowa: I just stopped by to talk?

Wufei: You're kidding...

Trowa: ??? Did I miss something?

Quatre: I'll send Heero an E-mail back:

Heero-

I have Trowa and Wufei here with me.

We are all waiting for you and Duo.

-Quatre-

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Heero: OK Duo, we are going to Quatre's house.

Duo:..Why me...

Heero: (Cocks his gun) GO!

Duo: (Floors it)... WHY ME...Always me...

2 hours later...

Door: Knock, Knock, Knock

Quatre: That must be them.

Trowa: Wufei and I will go get them... (Trowa and Wufei leave)

Wufei: Welcome Heero, where's Duo?

Trowa: Quatre's waiting for us....

Heero: (gun still cocked) Lets go.

Duo: I'm going..

(Group re-enters)

Trowa: Quatre, it's them. Quatre?

Quatre: Yah?

Duo: (Seeing a shadow) Quatre is that you? What are you doing?

Quatre: I lost a piece to my game....

Heero: 3^rd Point: See Quatre. What the?

Quatre: Uhhh, yah, 3^rd point see me..... Ohhh....the mission briefing...(hands out pastel envelopes)

Duo: These are pretty!

Quatre: Open them.

Trowa: It's an invitation to a pancake breakfast...PANCAKES! *frantically*

Quatre: OK, we'll have waffles.

Duo: WAFFLES!!!

Quatre: OK, we'll

Duo: I love WAFFLES!

Quatre: Is waffles fine?

Heero: What does this have to do with the mission?

Quatre: Ohhh nothing...it's just the Most Important Part Of The Mission!

Trowa: I'll come...

Duo: We're having WAFFLES!!

Trowa: I guess that means yes for Duo.

Wufei: I'll come.

Quatre: Heero, what about you?

Heero: Can't we just get to the mission?

Duo: *mockingly* Can't we just get to the mission?

Heero: (pulls gun and cocks it) Care to repeat that?

Duo: Nope. *quickly*

Heero: See you all tomorrow (puts gun away)

All but Duo: Duo.... Duo...DUO! WAKE UP!

Quatre: Good morning everyone *cheerfully* Duo, get your face out of your waffles..

Duo: Did some one say Waffles? *half asleep*

Quatre: Good morning Duo... Duo....

Duo: I'm awake! *sleepily*

Trowa: Barely!

Duo: I ... am...(yawn) too....awake...zzzzzz..

To be continued...

Outtake 1

Quatre: Hey Wufei, got any Twentys?

Wufei: Go fish. I won't be defeated..

Quatre: ......

Wufei: Got any tens Quatre?

Quatre: ...

Wufei: Do you have any nines?

Director: Cut! Oh my gosh... this is like the tenth time... Come on guys! Get with it! Action!

Quatre: Hey Wufei, got any Eights---*not sure* ?

Wufei: Old Maid.(giggle) I won't be defeated..

Quatre: ......

Director: Cut! Come on Wufei!!

Wufei: Sorry...(giggle)

Quatre: ...

Director: Action!

Quatre: Hey Wufei, got any Eights?

Wufei: Go fish. I won't be defeated..

Quatre: ......

Wufei: Got any nines Quatre?

Quatre: ...

Wufei: Do you have any nines?

Director: Bravio! Well done... I think I need a break... 15 minute break!

Outtake 2

All but Duo: Duo.... Duo...DUO! WAKE UP!

Duo: ......ZZZZzz...(SNORE)...ZZZZZZZZZzzzz...

Quatre: *at top of lungs* DUO!!!!

Heero: Huh. Typical Duo.