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The Seed Of Good And Evil Chapter 2
(Scene 1: Everyone is in Buffy's house. Buffy is sitting on the couch. They're staring at her.)
Buffy: (Buffy looks up at them.) My gosh vultures are less frightening, please do something, say something, blink.
Willow: What do we say?
Anya: Personally I want to know who the father is. (Everyone looks at Anya.) Or we could go on Montel and find out.
Xander: It's Spike's right, he's the one getting all the visions and stuff.
Dawn: Spike's a vampire, he's dead, I thought it was impossible for them to give life, if you know what I mean.
Willow: You're right Dawn, besides Buffy and Spike never, you know. (Buffy stands up.)
Buffy: I don't care what it is or who it belongs to, but it's not mine and I want it out of me as soon as possible. (Buffy walks into the kitchen.)
Anya: She's only known she was pregnant for a few hours and whoa, can we say mood swings.
Willow: I'll go talk to her. (Willow gets up and goes into the kitchen. Buffy is eating a carrot.) I'm sorry about us ganging up on you out there. It's just we're all a little surprised and on edge. This could be the second immaculate conception.
Buffy: I wouldn't say that.
Willow: What do you mean?
Buffy: It was one night and he's dead for goodness sake.
Willow: You and, and Spike, but when, how, why?
Buffy: I'm still asking myself that.
Willow: So today, you knew you could have been.
Buffy: No, I didn't. I mean maybe I did, a little bit. I guess I kept telling myself that I was nauseated because I wasn't eating right and that I was tired because I fought to many vamps the night before. I didn't want to believe it so I didn't. How did this happen Will and why to me? I can't do this. I can't be a mother.
Willow: Yes, you can, you have to. Everything happens for a reason Buffy. We're looking into this and we think this child might have been prophesized.
Buffy: Right.
Willow: No it's true. (Willow opens up a book she had with her. She flips to the page with the post it on it.) See, right here. The child from that with a soul and that without shall live the life of a living dead, ageless, but very much a living thing.
Buffy: Great, I'm having a hybrid vampire. That makes me feel oh so much better.
Willow: It doesn't have to be a vampire. For all we know this ageless, but very much living thing could be an assortment of creatures. A miniature God, a special kind of witch. . . .
Buffy: An evil bloodsucking demon.
Willow: Well, maybe. I think you should tell Spike, he might know something about this.
Buffy: No, no Spike, I don't want him to know about this thing until we know what it is.
Willow: Well if all the books I read were right, if you don't tell him the baby will.
Buffy: Huh?
Willow: It's a means of protection until the child is born. If the baby is distressed or if its mother is, it somehow gives out telepathic signals to the father.
Buffy: So you think I should tell him before the little snitch does.
Willow: It's for the best.
Buffy: Well, if it's for the best.
(Scene 2: Buffy is walking in the graveyard. She can tell there's something creeping around her. She stops and looks around. Someone touches her shoulder. She takes them and flips them on their back. She realizes it's Spike.)
Buffy: Oh, it's just you. (Spike gets up.)
Spike: Such a warm welcome. (Buffy starts walking. Spike follows her.) I heard you wanted to see me.
Buffy: Who told you that? You know what, never mind.
Spike: Here. (Spike takes off his jacket.) You're cold.
Buffy: I'm fine.
Spike: No, you're freezing. You're also hiding something from me.
Buffy: Snitch.
Spike: What?
Buffy: Nothing. Spike, (Buffy stops.) I, I'm.
Spike: Look out. (Spike pushes Buffy to the side and kicks the vampire that was behind her. He punches him and then slays him. Buffy is still sitting on the ground. Spike walks over and descends his hand to Buffy. Buffy takes it and gets up.) Sorry, if I hurt you.
Buffy: Are you kidding, not likely.
Spike: So back to what you were saying, you're what?
Buffy: I'm. .. . I'm. . . DUCK!
Spike: You're duck? Oh, duck! (Spike ducks down. Buffy kicks the vampire to the ground. The vampire kicks up at Buffy and stands back up. He punches Buffy in the stomach. Spike gets up and slays the vampire from behind. Buffy is holding her stomach.) Are you OK?
Buffy: No, Spike walk me back home.
Spike: But.
Buffy: NOW! (Spike puts his arm around Buffy's waist. Buffy slaps his hand.)
Spike: I'm trying to help you.
Buffy: If you're getting anything out of this I swear.
Spike: I'm not, I'm not some pervert. (Spike puts his arm around her waist. He has a small grin on his face.)
(Scene 3: Buffy is up in her room lying on the bed.)
Willow: This is so amazing. You're baby is still OK after the hit you took. It's like something is protecting it.
Dawn: Yeah, something has to be. (Buffy sits up.)
Buffy: Is he still out there? (Dawn looks out the window and sees Spike pacing outside.)
Dawn: Maybe we should let him in he looks so concerned.
Willow: Or maybe Buffy should tell him the truth. Hint, hint.
Buffy: I was going to but vampires, and more vampires and stuff. (Willow and Dawn raise their eyebrows.) Well, it's true.
(Scene 4: Buffy walks outside and sits next to Spike on her porch steps.)
Buffy: You waited.
Spike: I wanted to make sure you were all right. You look fine, so I better get heading back. (Spike gets up and starts walking away. Buffy stands up.)
Buffy: Spike. (Spike turns to Buffy.)
Spike: What is it lov. . . Buffy?
Buffy: I'm, well I was trying to tell you this when we were in the graveyard, but.
Spike: But the vamps.
Buffy: Right, right, can you tell Will that later. (Spike gives her a confused look.) Never mind, I just needed to tell you something and I guess right now is a better time than any, so. (Buffy gets quiet she starts to look around.)
Spike: Are you going to tell me or should I just read your mind.
Buffy: NO! Anything but that. Spike, I'm. . . . I'm. . . .
Spike: WHAT? For BLOODY sake what, I don't have all night, you know.
Buffy: Pregnant, OK, pregnant! You happy I said it, I told you. I did my deed.
Spike: That was the big secret. You're telling me this why, to rip my heart out.
Buffy: What? No.
Spike: So who's the prince charming, and where is he? I haven't seen him around.
Buffy: Stop it Spike?
Spike: What so he just knocked you up and left you, how very man like. I'll hurt him for you, I don't care about this stupid chip, bloody hell I'll hurt him for me.
Buffy: And I just might take you up on that offer one day.
Spike: What's his name, huh? I bet it's some preppy name like Justin or Ian or Greg.
Buffy: Greg?
Spike: That's right Greg or Michael or. . ..
Buffy: Spike.
Spike: What?
Buffy: That's his name, Spike.
Spike: But that's my. (Buffy shakes her head.) So that bit is. (Buffy shakes her head again.) You know slayer you've tortured me in a lot of ways, but this is just low.
Buffy: You think I'm lying? Sure, like I would lie about having your demon vampire child, um, don't think so.
Spike: I'm a vampire, Buffy. Vampires and giving life go together like carrots and peanut butter.
Buffy: Actually carrots and peanut butter aren't that bad together. (Spike gives her a weird look.) I had a craving.
Spike: Ewww.
Buffy: Great, a vampire is disgusted by my eating habits. You know what Spike, don't believe me, that's fine with me. (Buffy starts walking towards her house, Spike starts walking away when he hears a voice say stop. Spike stops and turns around.)
Spike: Slayer. (Buffy turns to Spike.) Did you say something?
Buffy: No.
Spike: But I heard someone say stop. (Buffy starts walking up to Spike.)
Buffy: Wasn't me, but I think I know what it was. (Buffy passes Spike an ultra sound picture. Spike stares at it.) I got it today. Apparently what ever is inside of me has a heartbeat, so that's a plus. Congratulations, you're having a, well, I'm not exactly sure. It can't be human because we both know neither of us are completely, so. For now I'm putting it under the, just be glad it's a live and doesn't appear to have fangs or horns column. (Buffy puts her hand on her stomach. Spike puts his hand over hers. She looks up at him.) So you believe me?
Spike: I guess I do. (They both get quiet.)
Buffy: So, when should I book us on Jerry Springer?
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The Seed Of Good And Evil Chapter 2
(Scene 1: Everyone is in Buffy's house. Buffy is sitting on the couch. They're staring at her.)
Buffy: (Buffy looks up at them.) My gosh vultures are less frightening, please do something, say something, blink.
Willow: What do we say?
Anya: Personally I want to know who the father is. (Everyone looks at Anya.) Or we could go on Montel and find out.
Xander: It's Spike's right, he's the one getting all the visions and stuff.
Dawn: Spike's a vampire, he's dead, I thought it was impossible for them to give life, if you know what I mean.
Willow: You're right Dawn, besides Buffy and Spike never, you know. (Buffy stands up.)
Buffy: I don't care what it is or who it belongs to, but it's not mine and I want it out of me as soon as possible. (Buffy walks into the kitchen.)
Anya: She's only known she was pregnant for a few hours and whoa, can we say mood swings.
Willow: I'll go talk to her. (Willow gets up and goes into the kitchen. Buffy is eating a carrot.) I'm sorry about us ganging up on you out there. It's just we're all a little surprised and on edge. This could be the second immaculate conception.
Buffy: I wouldn't say that.
Willow: What do you mean?
Buffy: It was one night and he's dead for goodness sake.
Willow: You and, and Spike, but when, how, why?
Buffy: I'm still asking myself that.
Willow: So today, you knew you could have been.
Buffy: No, I didn't. I mean maybe I did, a little bit. I guess I kept telling myself that I was nauseated because I wasn't eating right and that I was tired because I fought to many vamps the night before. I didn't want to believe it so I didn't. How did this happen Will and why to me? I can't do this. I can't be a mother.
Willow: Yes, you can, you have to. Everything happens for a reason Buffy. We're looking into this and we think this child might have been prophesized.
Buffy: Right.
Willow: No it's true. (Willow opens up a book she had with her. She flips to the page with the post it on it.) See, right here. The child from that with a soul and that without shall live the life of a living dead, ageless, but very much a living thing.
Buffy: Great, I'm having a hybrid vampire. That makes me feel oh so much better.
Willow: It doesn't have to be a vampire. For all we know this ageless, but very much living thing could be an assortment of creatures. A miniature God, a special kind of witch. . . .
Buffy: An evil bloodsucking demon.
Willow: Well, maybe. I think you should tell Spike, he might know something about this.
Buffy: No, no Spike, I don't want him to know about this thing until we know what it is.
Willow: Well if all the books I read were right, if you don't tell him the baby will.
Buffy: Huh?
Willow: It's a means of protection until the child is born. If the baby is distressed or if its mother is, it somehow gives out telepathic signals to the father.
Buffy: So you think I should tell him before the little snitch does.
Willow: It's for the best.
Buffy: Well, if it's for the best.
(Scene 2: Buffy is walking in the graveyard. She can tell there's something creeping around her. She stops and looks around. Someone touches her shoulder. She takes them and flips them on their back. She realizes it's Spike.)
Buffy: Oh, it's just you. (Spike gets up.)
Spike: Such a warm welcome. (Buffy starts walking. Spike follows her.) I heard you wanted to see me.
Buffy: Who told you that? You know what, never mind.
Spike: Here. (Spike takes off his jacket.) You're cold.
Buffy: I'm fine.
Spike: No, you're freezing. You're also hiding something from me.
Buffy: Snitch.
Spike: What?
Buffy: Nothing. Spike, (Buffy stops.) I, I'm.
Spike: Look out. (Spike pushes Buffy to the side and kicks the vampire that was behind her. He punches him and then slays him. Buffy is still sitting on the ground. Spike walks over and descends his hand to Buffy. Buffy takes it and gets up.) Sorry, if I hurt you.
Buffy: Are you kidding, not likely.
Spike: So back to what you were saying, you're what?
Buffy: I'm. .. . I'm. . . DUCK!
Spike: You're duck? Oh, duck! (Spike ducks down. Buffy kicks the vampire to the ground. The vampire kicks up at Buffy and stands back up. He punches Buffy in the stomach. Spike gets up and slays the vampire from behind. Buffy is holding her stomach.) Are you OK?
Buffy: No, Spike walk me back home.
Spike: But.
Buffy: NOW! (Spike puts his arm around Buffy's waist. Buffy slaps his hand.)
Spike: I'm trying to help you.
Buffy: If you're getting anything out of this I swear.
Spike: I'm not, I'm not some pervert. (Spike puts his arm around her waist. He has a small grin on his face.)
(Scene 3: Buffy is up in her room lying on the bed.)
Willow: This is so amazing. You're baby is still OK after the hit you took. It's like something is protecting it.
Dawn: Yeah, something has to be. (Buffy sits up.)
Buffy: Is he still out there? (Dawn looks out the window and sees Spike pacing outside.)
Dawn: Maybe we should let him in he looks so concerned.
Willow: Or maybe Buffy should tell him the truth. Hint, hint.
Buffy: I was going to but vampires, and more vampires and stuff. (Willow and Dawn raise their eyebrows.) Well, it's true.
(Scene 4: Buffy walks outside and sits next to Spike on her porch steps.)
Buffy: You waited.
Spike: I wanted to make sure you were all right. You look fine, so I better get heading back. (Spike gets up and starts walking away. Buffy stands up.)
Buffy: Spike. (Spike turns to Buffy.)
Spike: What is it lov. . . Buffy?
Buffy: I'm, well I was trying to tell you this when we were in the graveyard, but.
Spike: But the vamps.
Buffy: Right, right, can you tell Will that later. (Spike gives her a confused look.) Never mind, I just needed to tell you something and I guess right now is a better time than any, so. (Buffy gets quiet she starts to look around.)
Spike: Are you going to tell me or should I just read your mind.
Buffy: NO! Anything but that. Spike, I'm. . . . I'm. . . .
Spike: WHAT? For BLOODY sake what, I don't have all night, you know.
Buffy: Pregnant, OK, pregnant! You happy I said it, I told you. I did my deed.
Spike: That was the big secret. You're telling me this why, to rip my heart out.
Buffy: What? No.
Spike: So who's the prince charming, and where is he? I haven't seen him around.
Buffy: Stop it Spike?
Spike: What so he just knocked you up and left you, how very man like. I'll hurt him for you, I don't care about this stupid chip, bloody hell I'll hurt him for me.
Buffy: And I just might take you up on that offer one day.
Spike: What's his name, huh? I bet it's some preppy name like Justin or Ian or Greg.
Buffy: Greg?
Spike: That's right Greg or Michael or. . ..
Buffy: Spike.
Spike: What?
Buffy: That's his name, Spike.
Spike: But that's my. (Buffy shakes her head.) So that bit is. (Buffy shakes her head again.) You know slayer you've tortured me in a lot of ways, but this is just low.
Buffy: You think I'm lying? Sure, like I would lie about having your demon vampire child, um, don't think so.
Spike: I'm a vampire, Buffy. Vampires and giving life go together like carrots and peanut butter.
Buffy: Actually carrots and peanut butter aren't that bad together. (Spike gives her a weird look.) I had a craving.
Spike: Ewww.
Buffy: Great, a vampire is disgusted by my eating habits. You know what Spike, don't believe me, that's fine with me. (Buffy starts walking towards her house, Spike starts walking away when he hears a voice say stop. Spike stops and turns around.)
Spike: Slayer. (Buffy turns to Spike.) Did you say something?
Buffy: No.
Spike: But I heard someone say stop. (Buffy starts walking up to Spike.)
Buffy: Wasn't me, but I think I know what it was. (Buffy passes Spike an ultra sound picture. Spike stares at it.) I got it today. Apparently what ever is inside of me has a heartbeat, so that's a plus. Congratulations, you're having a, well, I'm not exactly sure. It can't be human because we both know neither of us are completely, so. For now I'm putting it under the, just be glad it's a live and doesn't appear to have fangs or horns column. (Buffy puts her hand on her stomach. Spike puts his hand over hers. She looks up at him.) So you believe me?
Spike: I guess I do. (They both get quiet.)
Buffy: So, when should I book us on Jerry Springer?
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