Disclaimer: Joss owns all of B. T. V. S. Us Looney Scoobies are still trying to kidnap Spike and Xander.
A/N: Please R + R. Now on to the show.
Spike came back inside and saw Buffy and Drusilla getting ready to fight.
"Love, Dru, stop getting ready to fight."
"Spike, gimme a stake for Drusilla so she'll be vamp dust."
"Love, don't kill her yet."
"Why not?"
"I'm the one that'll kill her. I mean bloody hell, I'm the Big Bad."
"Spike, I should, to avenge Kendra."
"Love, who the bloody hell is Kendra?"
"She was another slayer that Drusilla killed."
"Slayer, weren't we fighting?"
"Bloody hell, Dru said a sentence that made sense."
"Well you ugly bride of Dracula to be let's start."
"Slayer, you're on," said Drusilla while vamping out.
"Bloody hell, let me hurt her."
"Spike, does that mean you still love me?"
"Hell no."
"Spike have you seen my dear Miss Edith?"
"Dru, it's not my business. It's your stupid doll."
"Here's your stupid doll Drusilla, and I'll smash it over your head."
"Slayer, hurt Miss Edith and the Key gets it."
"Buffy, help me."
"I will Dawnie."
"Dru, get your hands off of the Lil Bit."
"Tell the Slayer to leave Miss Edith alone."
"Dru put the Lil Bit down.'
"Fine, after I eat her."
"Here's your stupid doll. Now put Dawn down."
"But she's the Key. I can open the portal to split the dimensions."
"I'm not the Key anymore."
"Oh but sweet little one your colors say you are."
"Dru, leave the Lil Bit alone."
"Fine, as long as I get you."
"Drusilla leave us alone. Spike was your boyfriend and now he's my husband."
"I see that soon you'll be sprouting holes all over your neck."
"Love, shouldn't we be killing Dru?"
"Sure. It's a good idea."
"Spike I'm your sire.'
"So. You're also insane," yelled Buffy and Spike at the same time.
Buffy was just about to make Drusilla vamp dust, then she saw Miss Edith and held it up in the air.
"Don't you dare hurt Miss Edith."
"All's fair in love and war."
"Miss Edith is the only thing I have left from Angelus."
"And I care because why?"
"You still have your ring from Angelus."
"No it's from Angel."
They started fighting again and to get away from the fight Dawn was backing away and stepped on Miss Edith.
"No, Miss Edith," cried out Drusilla as if she lost her best friend.
"I'm sorry."
Then Drusilla started to scream as if every piece of horror fled in.
"Oh god, what have I done? I'm sorry but I must leave now," cried Drusilla as she ran outside. "I'm such a horrible person," she cried out to the star filled sky above her.