(Cue beginning of "Embracing Light and Darkness", bad dubbed version. Eagle is gaily dancing/prancing around Subway parking lot. Voice from above sings badly in English)

I hold the light and the darkness of my heart, trembling while I embrace the shadows, moving me apart, and I can't give up all the dreams that I have chased, and my love will be there and will come to me again with priiiide....

(Pan shot of a smirking Nova holding her supersoaker standing on the roof of Subway at sunset)

When I look to the sunset....all the colors, so beautiful...that the tears fall right down, into the sea to the ocean of my heart...

(Pan shots of Ascot cutting hair of a person with really long bangs, Aska posing and getting her picture taken by Sang Yung, and Clef grinning with Tarta and Tatra on each arm)

Though the brighness of the sun has drifted far away, tomorrow holds the sunlight of a brand new day for me...

(Action-packed shot of Nova and Ferio having a condiment-filled supersoaker battle in the middle of Wal-Mart)

I hold the light and the darkness of my heart, trembling as I embrace the shadows, moving me apart, and I can't give up all the dreams that I have chased (quickly move to an overhead pan shot of Sailor Lantis sitting crosslegged on the Doughboy statue at sunset with Sailor Primera flitting around his shoulder) and my love...will be there...and will come to me again....

(Eagle does a ballet leap across the parking lot)

With each rising sun....

(Close to shot of entire group standing in front of Wal-Mart at sunset)

I'll find the future that is miiiiiine!!!!!

MKR Mount Pleasant 2

Episode 7

"Sailor Lantis at Wal-Mart"

(Scene is Wal-Mart. Sailor Lantis is working the customer service counter. Clef approaches him)

Sailor Lantis- Hello, customer! I am Sailor Lantis, your friendly Wal-Mart employee ::strikes Sailor Moon pose:: How may I be of service to you today?

Clef- (thinking--Dude, that's messed up) ::coughs:: Yeah, I was wondering where the kinky sex toy aisle is.

Sailor Lantis- Aisle 372, right next to Housewares.

Clef- Thanks a lot, man! ::lech grin::

Sailor Lantis- Just doin' my job! ::hums "mystic eyes" and types stuff on the computer::

(Presea and Ferio watch Sailor Lantis from their perch on top of the dog food shelf)

Presea- ::looking through binoculars:: Look at him, Ferio. He really seems to be enjoying his job.

Ferio- ::munching on dog buscuits:: Yeah, uh-huh! ....mmmm these are some damn good cookies

Presea- ::snatches bag away from Ferio, reads it, and smacks him upside the head:: You idiot! These are DOG buscuits!

Ferio- I don't care! Doesn't make em any less dee-licious!

Presea- ::sweatdrops:: Baka. ::raises binoculars up to her eyes:: He's falling right into our trap...poor, stupid, crossdressing Sailor Lantis. ::She begins to laugh evilly, then, realizing Ferio is not laughing with her, smacks him and motions for him to laugh. Both of them commence laughing evilly::

(At this point, Fred music begins to play. You know, the piano stuff they always play in Outlaw Star when they show Fred)

Sailor Lantis- Was that evil laughing I just heard? Oh well! ::sings:: Zettai...unmei....moku--oh! Hello customer, I am Sailor Lantis, your friendly Wal-Mart employee! ::strikes stupid pose:: How may I be of service to you today?

Fred- Yes, I was wondering where I can find Gene plushies.

Sailor Lantis- Gene plushies? Just a second, let me look that up. ::types stuff in computer:: Ah, here we are! Gene plushies!

Fred- ::Hungrily:: Where are they?!?!

Sailor Lantis- Aisle 17,346, next to Gardening Supplies.

Fred- Thanks! ::runs away::

Sailor Lantis- ::shouts after him:: Anytime!

Meanwhile, at Subway...

Eagle- ::sitting on the floor, watching and quoting dubbed Utena on the TV under the counter [I KNOW there's one there....there's just gotta be]:: "Nice skirt, SAY-won-jee!" Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! ::eats a pork rind::

Nova- Hey, Eagle, wacha watching? Oooh! DUBBED UTENA!!! ::sits down and watches with Eagle::

Eagle- Pork rind?

Nova- Hell yeah.

(And now, a rare appearance from a Magic Knight)

Fuu- ::looking around:: Excuse me? Is there anyone here? May I get some service, please?

Eagle&Nova- Grrrrr....::they look at each other and nod::

Eagle- ::stands up slowly:: Yes....you can get some "service". NOVA!

Nova- ::jumps up, holding SuperSoakder:: Here's your service, be-otch! ::squirts entire contents of supersoaker at Fuu:: That'll teach you to interrupt us when we're watching anime that's dubbed even worse than ours! ::notices SuperSoaker is empty:: Aw, crap, now I have to go buy more mustard.

Eagle- Come on, let's go to Wal-Mart. I've been wanting to see how Sailor Lantis is doing.

Meanwhile, at Wal-Mart....

Fred- ::tightly squeezing Gene plushie:: Oh, GEEEENEEEE, I love you so much!