((Cheesy opening. You don't really expect me to type the whole thing over again, now do you?))
MKR Mount Pleasant 2
"The Dastardly Doings of Presea and Ferio"
(Scene is Wal Mart. Presea and Ferio sit at their post on top of the dog food aisle. Both are watching Fred hug the Gene plushie through binoculars.))
Presea- What do you think, Ferio? Would he make a good addition to our 'plan'?
Ferio- Dude, Presea, he's from Outlaw Star!
Presea- So?
Ferio- So?! This is a Rayearth fic! What if the people reading this don't like/never saw Outlaw Star?
Presea- I never thought of that. Wait--why is he even in this in the first place.
Ferio- ::munches on dog biscuits:: I think Dusk has a thing for him.
Presea- No way! If anything, she's gay and has a thing for Nova!
Ferio- You dolt! I tell ya, she's head over heels in love with Fred!
Presea- No way! Nova!
Ferio- Fred!
Presea- Nova!
Dusk- ::mumbles:: Bakas. ::hand of God (Dusk) comes out of the sky and whacks them both upside the head, before going back up to huggle Dusk's Mikage plushie.::
Presea and Ferio- Sorry.
Presea- In any case, we've got to get rid of Fred!
Ferio- Already taken care of.
(A giant black hole appears out of nowhere and swallows Fred up::
Presea and Ferio- MWA HA HA HA HA!
Ferio- ::watching the door with binoculars:: Look, Presea, our new employee has visitors.
Presea- ::watches too:: Eagle and Nova. What do you think, Ferio?
Ferio- I think if Eagle was a woman he'd be hot.
Presea- ::sweatdrop:: I'm just going to pretend I never heard that...
(Eagle and Nova walk up to customer service counter)
Eagle- Hiya Lantisu! ::sweet smile::
Sailor Lantis- EAGLE! MY SWEETIE! ::GLOMP::
(Eagle laughs and hugs him back)
Eagle- Good to see you too Lantisu! It's been what, 2 episodes since I saw you last?
Sailor Lantis- Don't forget the hiatus between seasons.
Eagle- Oh yeah...(They stand and stare at each other a for couple minutes, then Eagle holds out his bag of BBQ pork rinds) Pork rind?
Sailor Lantis- Sure!
(They continue talking randomly and ignoring Nova.)
Nova- Bakas. ::shakes her head and walks over to check out the condiment aisle::
Presea- ::looking through binoculars:: Good, she's gone off by herself. Time to put our 'plan' into 'action'. Ready, Ferio?
Ferio- ::pumps ketchup-filled super soaker:: Ready.
Presea- ::still watching:: ...Come on...just a little bit more....a-HA! Ferio! GO!
Ash Ketchum- Hey! That's MY phrase!
(Giant black hole appears again and swallows him up)
(Presea and Ferio cackle evilly)
Presea- Anyway....GO!
(Ferio jumps down and lands in the condiment aisle behind Nova. He taps her on the shoulder. She turns around and Ferio squirts ketchup and her and knocks her unconscious)
Ferio- Presea! Time to use our super secret weapon!
Presea- You mean the net? OK! ::jumps down and captures Nova in the super secret weapon....er.....net::
Ferio- Come, Presea! To the catacombs of Wal Mart!
Presea- You mean the freezer?
Ferio- Catacombs, freezer, same difference. Let's go!
(They pick up the net and carry the unconscious, ketchup-covered Nova to the catacombs...er....freezer)
Sailor Lantis- Hey, where'd Nova go?
Eagle- She's probably off getting some more mustard. She used the last of hers on Fuu today.
Sailor Lantis- Fuu sucks.
(Both nod wisely. Close to black.)
Disclaimer: (As read by Scooby Doo) Ragic Right Rayrearth relongs ro RAMP. Ral Rart relongs ro rome ruy rho's really rich. I relong ro......ruuuuuuuh.....rot re.
Dusk- The net/catacombs thing is a subtle nod to the hilarious Utena fic "Scenes From An Elevator" which you can find at the Utena Fanfiction Repository, which I would put the link to here, however, aohell just kicked me off so I have no access to the URL right now. Pity. You're just going to have to search for it yourself.
MKR Mount Pleasant 2
"The Dastardly Doings of Presea and Ferio"
(Scene is Wal Mart. Presea and Ferio sit at their post on top of the dog food aisle. Both are watching Fred hug the Gene plushie through binoculars.))
Presea- What do you think, Ferio? Would he make a good addition to our 'plan'?
Ferio- Dude, Presea, he's from Outlaw Star!
Presea- So?
Ferio- So?! This is a Rayearth fic! What if the people reading this don't like/never saw Outlaw Star?
Presea- I never thought of that. Wait--why is he even in this in the first place.
Ferio- ::munches on dog biscuits:: I think Dusk has a thing for him.
Presea- No way! If anything, she's gay and has a thing for Nova!
Ferio- You dolt! I tell ya, she's head over heels in love with Fred!
Presea- No way! Nova!
Ferio- Fred!
Presea- Nova!
Dusk- ::mumbles:: Bakas. ::hand of God (Dusk) comes out of the sky and whacks them both upside the head, before going back up to huggle Dusk's Mikage plushie.::
Presea and Ferio- Sorry.
Presea- In any case, we've got to get rid of Fred!
Ferio- Already taken care of.
(A giant black hole appears out of nowhere and swallows Fred up::
Presea and Ferio- MWA HA HA HA HA!
Ferio- ::watching the door with binoculars:: Look, Presea, our new employee has visitors.
Presea- ::watches too:: Eagle and Nova. What do you think, Ferio?
Ferio- I think if Eagle was a woman he'd be hot.
Presea- ::sweatdrop:: I'm just going to pretend I never heard that...
(Eagle and Nova walk up to customer service counter)
Eagle- Hiya Lantisu! ::sweet smile::
Sailor Lantis- EAGLE! MY SWEETIE! ::GLOMP::
(Eagle laughs and hugs him back)
Eagle- Good to see you too Lantisu! It's been what, 2 episodes since I saw you last?
Sailor Lantis- Don't forget the hiatus between seasons.
Eagle- Oh yeah...(They stand and stare at each other a for couple minutes, then Eagle holds out his bag of BBQ pork rinds) Pork rind?
Sailor Lantis- Sure!
(They continue talking randomly and ignoring Nova.)
Nova- Bakas. ::shakes her head and walks over to check out the condiment aisle::
Presea- ::looking through binoculars:: Good, she's gone off by herself. Time to put our 'plan' into 'action'. Ready, Ferio?
Ferio- ::pumps ketchup-filled super soaker:: Ready.
Presea- ::still watching:: ...Come on...just a little bit more....a-HA! Ferio! GO!
Ash Ketchum- Hey! That's MY phrase!
(Giant black hole appears again and swallows him up)
(Presea and Ferio cackle evilly)
Presea- Anyway....GO!
(Ferio jumps down and lands in the condiment aisle behind Nova. He taps her on the shoulder. She turns around and Ferio squirts ketchup and her and knocks her unconscious)
Ferio- Presea! Time to use our super secret weapon!
Presea- You mean the net? OK! ::jumps down and captures Nova in the super secret weapon....er.....net::
Ferio- Come, Presea! To the catacombs of Wal Mart!
Presea- You mean the freezer?
Ferio- Catacombs, freezer, same difference. Let's go!
(They pick up the net and carry the unconscious, ketchup-covered Nova to the catacombs...er....freezer)
Sailor Lantis- Hey, where'd Nova go?
Eagle- She's probably off getting some more mustard. She used the last of hers on Fuu today.
Sailor Lantis- Fuu sucks.
(Both nod wisely. Close to black.)
Disclaimer: (As read by Scooby Doo) Ragic Right Rayrearth relongs ro RAMP. Ral Rart relongs ro rome ruy rho's really rich. I relong ro......ruuuuuuuh.....rot re.
Dusk- The net/catacombs thing is a subtle nod to the hilarious Utena fic "Scenes From An Elevator" which you can find at the Utena Fanfiction Repository, which I would put the link to here, however, aohell just kicked me off so I have no access to the URL right now. Pity. You're just going to have to search for it yourself.