Slave Auction By Saiyan

I ran through the streets on a really busy day
And what was it I heard the people say?
"Bitch for sale!" was the echo in the crowd
And that echo was pretty damn loud!
At first I thought it was all a big con
But then I saw it, then I saw Pan
With a sign around her neck that said "For sale"
I looked in horror and couldn't help but pale
I pity the idiot who buys that bitch
at the very thought I began to twitch
Poor poor people who never do know
That Son Pan is no ordinary hoe
She's a bitch with super human strength
and one who always talks in great length
I pity the fool who buys that bitch
I pity the fool who will own that witch
For they don't know she's infested with fleas
And has at least fifteen known STD's
The bids began at a quarter or two
and the winner was some guy named Hue
I realized this guy had nothing to fear
Because he drinks herpes infested beer
I looked as they hauled away that ugly heifer
Hauled her away to the home of Hue Hefner

The End

(I have nothing against Pan. In fact she's one of my favorite characters but I just got the urge to bash her in a poem so I did)