"Bio - Episode 4: Angel Attack" (uncut)
By: McCracken
Road Rovers and anything that invole them are property of Warner Bros. The Galaxy Rovers, Regulators
and the crew of the Space Rover 2, and the Lone Dog Team are property of Kristen Coughlan.
Strayers are property of Steven Today. L33T Team, Bobcat Strayers and Phantom Canine are property of
McCracken. Star Warz Rap is property of Chris Crawford & Jason Brannon. Everyone I haven't mentioned
belong to other ppl that I didn't mention.
Setting: Lower Bunker. Drifter and XL766 are walking down the hall way.
Drifter (Confused)
What's free?
XL766 (Worried)
The Angels.
Drifter (Confused)
Angels?
XL766 (Worried, Explaining)
Genetic created creatures that only have one thought on their minds, killing.
Drifter gulps.
XL766 (Worried, Explaining)
There's twelve of them in all. You know, like twelve disciples of Jesus, it's very sick and twisted humor. The
first nine have the same weakness. A red orb on their body. All you have to do it destory it and that will kill
them. The last three don't.
Drifter (Releaved)
Phew, all we have to do is shoot them from a distance.
XL766 (Worried, Explaining)
That's the problem, most of them have an AT-Field.
Drifter (Confused)
AT-Field?
XL766 (Worried, Explaining)
Absoulte Terror-Field, and that's exactly what it is. It's like a force field. Once it's up, guns or anything like
that can't break it.
Drifter (Scared)
What can?
XL766 (Worried, Explaining)
One of two things. An AT-Field of the same power to cancel it out, or hope the Angel doesn't have it activated.
XL766 and Drifter turn the corner and see a large clear colored blob. In the center of the blob is a red nucleus.
XL766 and Drifter jump back behind the corner.
Drifter (Scared)
What the hell is that?
XL766 (Blunt)
That would be an Angel.
Drifter (Curious)
Ok, so, what's the plan?
XL766 (Confused)
Plan?
Drifter (Worried)
Please tell me you have a plan against these things.
XL766 (Explaining)
I have never have a plan, I always just wing it.
Drifter (Mad)
Are you crazy!!!!
XL766 (Mad)
I thougth you would have a plan!
Drifter (Mad)
You know what's down here, you should have the plan!
XL766 (Mad)
No, you're older!
Drifter (Mad)
So!
XL766 (Mad)
You're suppose to be wiser!
Drifter (Mad)
You're in charge of an entire unit!
XL766 (Mad)
So are you! Think of a plan!
Drifter (Mad)
No, you think of a plan!
XL766 (Blunt)
Drifter, let's be mature. There's a large blob and it's probably going to try and kill us.
Drifter (Blunt)
Right.
XL766 (Mad)
So think of a god damn plan already!
Drifter (Mad)
No, you think of one!
XL766 (Mad)
What would you do?
Drifter (Mad)
Make you think of a plan!
XL766 (Quick)
Ok, how about this, we go around the corner and try to kill it?
Drifter (Mad)
You call that a plan?
XL766 (Mad)
Well, you can't think of one.
Drifter (Mad)
I can think of a better one.
XL766 (Mad)
Well then, tell me your better plan.
Setting: Upper level of the bunker. Indiana and Coyota are walking down the hall, looking for XL766. Indiana
tries to hold Coyota's hand, but she pulls it away.
Coyota (Growl)
Try that again, and I'll make you sing in Sopprano.
Indiana (Smug)
I know you're scared.
Coyota (Annoyed)
Scared that you'll try to kiss me.
A sound is heard coming from the other end of the hall. Coyota squeezes Indiana's hand tightly.
Indiana (Smug)
I knew you were scared.
Coyota smacks him.
Indiana (In pain)
Now what was that for?
The sound gets louder as it gets closer to them.
Coyota (Scared)
What's coming?
Indiana (Tough)
I don't know, but stay behind me babe, I don't want anything to happen to you.
Coyota (Rolls Eyes, Sarcastic)
Oh please.
Indiana (Confused)
What? I really don't want anything to happen.....
A Shadow Wolf runs into Indiana. They look each other in the face. The Shadow Wolf yelps and Indiana yelps.
The Shadow Wolf runs away.
Coyota (Scared)
What the hell was that?
Indiana (Confused)
How in the hell would I know.
Coyota turns around.
Coyota (Scared)
Uh, Indiana?
Indiana (Blunt)
Yeah?
Coyota (Scared)
I think your friend has more friends coming.
Indiana (Scared)
Shit
A horde of Shadow Wolves come running at them.
Coyota (Scared)
What are we going to do Indy?
Indiana (Smug)
Hey you called me Indy, is that your pet name for me now?
Coyota smacks him.
Indiana and Coyota turn to run from the Shadow Wolves, but a much bigger one is in their way.
Shadow Wolf (Deep Voice, Tough)
What do we have here?
Coyota (Amazed)
You can talk?
Shadow Wolf (Smug)
No shit. I'm Fenris, the wolf of the apocalypse.
Indiana (Sarcastic)
No kidding, I'm Indiana and this is my Glock 18 in your face.
Indiana pulls out his Glock 18 and points it straight into Fenris' face. He pulls the trigger, spraying blood all
over the place. Indiana and Coyota run past him. Fenris quickly regenerates the wound and watches them run.
Fenris (Smug)
Sticks and stones, may break my bones, but nothing, will ever kill me.
Indiana (Sarcastic, Calling back)
You must be a Super Beast fan.
Feris howls and runs after them with super speed. Indiana grabs Coyota's arm and pulls her into a room.
Fenris runs towards them, but Indiana slams the door closed in his face. Indiana quickly locks the deadbolt,
preventing Fenris from entering.
Coyota (Sarcastic)
I don't know what is scarier, them or being trapped in a room with you.
Indiana (Annoyed)
Is that any way to thank someone who just saved your skin?
Clawing and scraping are heard behind the door.
Coyota (Scared)
You haven't saved my skin yet!
Indiana pushes a table in front of the door.
Coyota (Annoyed)
Like that is going to work.
Setting: Another part of the bunker. Maxwell is walking out of the research room. The German Shepard walks up
to him.
Maxwell (Stern)
What's the status of our troops?
German Shepard (Army Like, Blunt)
Sir, No one is answering their commuicators, sir.
Maxwell (Stern)
Shit, well it appears that there's a lower part of the base. We're going to check it out. Tell all of the
squads to move in, dead or not.
Setting: Yet another part of the bunker. Hunter, Colleen, Blitz, Exile and Shag are walking down the hall. Shag
is whining the whole way down the hall. Growling is heard. Shag jumps into Exile's arms. Blitz jumps into
Colleen's arms, Colleen drops him.
Colleen (Apathetic)
Whoops.
Hunter (Confused)
What the hell is that?
Exile (Blunt)
I don't know, but it doesn't sound goodski.
Setting: Outside the bunker.
Phantom Canine and the Lone Dog Team are guarding. Sam notices some ripples coming towards them.
Sam (Confused)
What the fuck is that?
Rebel (Curious)
What do you see?
The ripples dissappear.
Sam (Blunt)
Sorry, it must of been nothing.
Suddenly, there's a huge splash and a giant white creature jumps out of the water towards them. It's a giant
white sea monster. It has no eyes and has huge jaws.
Bud (Scared)
What the fuck is that!
Lily (Scared)
I don't know, but it's going to land on us!
Ginger (Shouting)
Quick, get out of its way!
Chase (Scared)
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!!!!!!!
Everyone jumps off to the side. The creature lands on the ice, breaking it. It swims deep in the water.
Corelone (Shouting)
Rebel, does your team have any guns?
Rebel (Shouting back)
Yeah.
Corelone (Shouting)
Well, I suggest we use them.
The creature starts to swim up from the water. It opens it mouth exposing thousands of sharp teeth and a red
orb in the back of its mouth. Everyone shoots at it, but a orange shield appears and deflects all of the bullets.
Rebel (Scared)
It didn't even scatch him.
Lacey (Scared)
It's coming back!
Tasha (Scared)
FUCK!!!!!!
The creature comes up to the surface and takes a major bite out of the ice where Chase is, biting off his leg.
Chase's blood pours into the water and one the ice. The creature once more dives underneath the water.
Chase (In pain)
AHHHHH!!!!!!
Sam (Shouting, Reassuring)
Stay there Chase, I'll heal you.
Sam runs over to Chase, but the creature tail flies up in the air and comes down on Sam, knocking him in the
water.
Ginger (Worried)
SAM!!!!
Sam swims back up to the surface.
Sam (Shivering)
Motherfucker it's cold!
Setting: Upper Bunker, Halls. Amber is making her way through the base looking for XL766.
Amber (Shouting)
XIE!!
She doesn't see a Shadow Wolf behind her.
Amber (Worried)
Oh where is that dog?
There is a soft growling and breathing.
Amber slowly reaches down for her pistol, a Desert Eagle. She lifts it up very slowly and then turns around
and fires it, hitting the Shadow Wolf in the left shoulder. Blood sprays on her. The Shadow Wolf regenerates.
Amber (Worried)
That cannot be good.
Amber fires the other four round in the Desert Eagle, hammering the Shadow Wolf in the chest. The Shadow
Wolf takes a few steps back in pain. Amber drops out the clip and reaches for another one to reload. The wolf
bites Amber's arm.Amber cries in pain and reloads the gun.
Amber (In pain, Sarcastic)
Has Xie would say "Eat this you motherfucker!"
Amber puts the gun against the Shadow Wolf's head and unloads the clip, blowing off most the head. Amber
grabs her shoulder in pain.
Amber (Blunt)
This shouldn't happen to a future mother.
Amber hears more growling from down the hall. She reloads her pistol. Two more Shadow Wolves come. One
in front of her, one behind. Amber fires three shots into the Shadow Wolf in front of her and and turns around,
firing two shots into the other Shadow Wolf's face. More Shadow Wolves come. Amber tries to reload her
gun, but the Shadow Wolves pounce on her.
Setting: Lower Bunker. Drifter and XL766 are still arguing about a plan.
XL766 (Mad)
No, you think of the damn plan!
Setting: Lower Bunker, Hölle Cauldron. Amber is draged into a chamber. A humaniod figure approaches her.
It has wings like an angel (but they're horribly disfigured). It carries a flaming sword in one hand and a shield
that looks like pure steel in the other.
Humanoid (Curious)
What have we here?
Shadow Wolf (Growl)
Intuder.
Humanoid (Curious)
Is this the intruder that freed all of us?
Shadow Wolf (Growl)
No. Shot at us. Not Freed.
Humanoid (Dissapointed)
Oh darn, she's so pretty too.
Amber (Fake Tough, Scared)
What the hell are you?
Humanoid (Explaining)
I'm from hell. Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Gefallenen Engel.
Amber (Confused)
Gefallenen Engel?
Gefallenen Engel (Explaining)
It's German for Fallen Angel.
Amber (Scared)
What do you want with me?
Gefallenen Engel (Explaining)
Well, I had hoped that you released us, but I was wrong. Now, I'll use you has my gambling tool.
Amber (Confused)
Huh?
Gefallenen Engel (Curious)
You're friends are in here, right?
Amber (Blunt)
I don't know.
Gefallenen Engel (Explaining)
Well, there are other, what are you called again? Oh yes, Cano-Sapiens. Well, there are other Cano-Sapiens in
here and they are attacking my friends. You see, they won't hurt my friends if we have you.
Setting: Outside the bunker. Sam is trying to get out of the water, but the creature is swiming towards him.
Sean dives into the water.
Lily (To herself)
How can it see us if it doesn't have eyes?
Rebel (Confused)
What did you say, Lil?
Sean grabs hold of Sam.
Sean (Stern)
Come on Laddy!
Sean drags Sam on to a patch of ice beside Chase.
Chase (Sarcastic)
Fighting sea monsters wasn't in the job description.
Sam puts his paws against Chase's leg, healing the wound. Sean knocks both of them out of the way as the
creature jumps out of the water and lands where they were. The creature swims deep underneath the water.
Rebel (Shouting)
If we stay out here. We're done for.
Lily (Quick)
Wait, I have an idea. No one move at all.
Lily starts to run down the ice field. Through the ice, the creature can be seen swimming after her at great speed.
Lily (Shouting)
It senses movement
The creature bursts out of the ice right in front of her and tries to bite her. Lily jumps back.
Lily (Shouting)
Or maybe not.
Ginger (Shouting)
No I think you're right Lily!
The creature swims off towards Ginger's direction.
Chase (Scared)
It's our voices!
Bud (Blunt)
Wait a minute, it senses movement and sounds.
The creature bites off a piece of ice next to Bud.
Rebel (Stern)
Stop talking and moving
The creature jumps out of the water and lands right next to Rebel, breaking the ice next to him. Rebel falls in
the water, but doesn't try to swim. The creature circles around him. Rebel stays motionless as the creature
floats up to the surface and looks Rebel dead in the face. The creature dives underneath the water and swims
out to the ocean. Rebel swims to the ice and climbs on.
Sam (Concerned)
Hey guys, um, you do know that that thing is swimming out to the North Sea, right?
Rebel (Shivering)
Let it go Sam. It'll come back.
Setting: Upper Bunker, room. Coyota and Indiana are in it. There's a table against the door and clawing and
scrapping can be heard from outside.
Coyota (Worried)
Great, I'm going to die with a jerk.
Indiana (Smug)
Calm down honey, we'll find a way out of here.
Coyota (Growl)
Don't you EVER call me honey, understand?
Indiana ignores her and spots a ventilation shaft.
Indiana (Blunt, Pointing at shaft)
Quick, get in there.
Coyota sees it and opens it up. She climbs in it and Indiana climbs in afterwards.
Setting: Inside Ventilation Shaft. Coyota is crawling in front of Indiana.
Coyota (Stern)
I swear, you better not look forward.
Indiana (Confused)
If I don't look forward, then how can I see?
Coyota (Stern)
I don't care, just don't look forward.
Indiana looks forward.
Indiana (Thinking to himself)
Damn, she's got one hot ass.
Coyota kicks him in the face.
Coyota (Mad)
I told you not to look forward!
Setting: Upper Bunker, room. Same as before, but the Shadow Wolves have finally broken in. Fenris walks in.
Fenris (Mad)
Where are they?
A Shadow Wolf sniffs at the ventilation shaft.
Fenris (Stern)
Get in there and find them!
Two Shadow Wolves crawl in.
Setting: Lower Bunker, hallway. Drifter and XL766 are aruging.
Drifter (Mad)
How about we just go around the corner and wing it!
XL766 (Mad)
Well duh, that's what I've been saying.
The blob comes around the corner towards them.
XL766 (Blunt)
Oh shit.
The blob shoots out part of itself, like a fist, and hits Drifter. Drifter goes flying down the hall into a wall. The
blob shoots another fist, but XL766 grabs it.
XL766 (Proud)
Ha!
The blob shoots another fist, knocking XL766 down the hall and into a wall next to Drifter.
Drifter (In pain, Sarcastic)
That didn't work too well.
XL766 (In pain, Blunt)
Yeah, but at least I know it doesn't have an AT-Field.
Drifter (In pain, Confused)
How do you know that?
XL766 (In pain, Explaining)
Easy, if it did, we'd be a lot farther away and in more pain.
Drifter (In pain, Blunt)
You wanna try again?
XL766 (In pain, Sarcastic)
Why not?
Drifter and XL766 flip themselves upright and rush down the hall at the blob. The shoots several fists at them,
but Drifter and XL766 either deflect the fists or dodge them. XL766 punches into the blob, barely missing the
nucleus.
XL766 (Shouting)
Aim for the nucleus!
Drifter (Agreeing)
Right!
Drifter punches into the blob at the nucleus, but it moves away. The blob shoots out a fist and hits Drifter in the
stomach. Drifter spits out blood. XL766, in a fit of rage, begins to punch into the blob mutliple times, each
time missing the nucleus.
XL766 (Missing, Pissed)
Come one motherfucker! What you got? You ain't got nothing!
The blob powers up a orange field that knocks Drifter and XL766 down the hall and through several walls.
Drifter (In pain, Confused)
What the fuck was that?
XL766 (In pain, Explaining)
That would be an AT-Field.
Drifter (In pain, Confused)
I thought you said it didn't have one.
XL766 (In pain, Blunt)
I thought so too.
Drifter (In pain, Annoyed)
Now what do we do?
XL766 (In pain, Explaining)
Well, since neither one of us has an AT-Field to cancel it out with, we'll just have to wait until it regenerates
the damage we did to it.
Drifter (In pain, Blunt)
How long will that take?
XL766 (In pain, Explaining)
Well, seeing how it is the first "Angel", I'd give it about twenty minutes.
Drifter (In pain, Dry)
Great.
Setting: Upper Bunker, hallway. Maxwell and the German Shepard are walking down it.
Maxwell (Stern)
Have you contacted any of the squads yet?
German Shepard (Army Like, Blunt)
Sir, no sir.
Maxwell (Mad)
Fuck. Well, keep trying.
A Shadow Wolf walks out in front of them. Maxwell pulls out his hostlered TMP (Tactical Machine Pistol)
and fires a three round burst into its chest, spraying its blood all over the floor and walls. The Shadow Wolf
falls down. Maxwell walks up to it and fires another three round burst into its head spraying brain juice and
blood all over the floor.
Maxwell (Blunt)
These things are getting easier and easier to kill.
Setting: Lower Bunker, Hölle Cauldron. Same as before. Gefallenen Engel is in front of the cage Amber is in.
A Shadow Wolf approaches him.
Shadow Wolf (Nervious)
12th Angel, in Lower Bunker. Fighting Zurest.
Gefallenen Engel (Reassuring)
That's impossible, Balrog is locked up below us.
Shadow Wolf (Nervious)
No. Other 12th Angel.
Gefallenen Engel gives a quick worried look, but calms down.
Gefallenen Engel (Reassuring)
He's no Angel. Zurest will kill him easily.
Shadow Wolf (Nervious)
But he travel with other of equal strength.
Gefallenen Engel (Annoyed)
I said Zurest will kill him easily, got it?
Shadow Wolf (Blunt)
Yes.
Gefallenen Engel (Annoyed)
Good, now leave.
Amber (Thinking to herself)
Xie must be with the 12th Angel.
Setting: Lower Bunker, hallway. Same as before. The AT-Field around the Angel finally dissappears.
XL766 (Blunt)
Aight, let's roll.
Drifter and XL766 run down the hallway towards the Angel. The Angel once more shoots out another barrage
of fists. Drifter and XL766 either dodge the fists or block them. Drifter attacks the Angel, punching into it, but
missing the nucleus. XL766 jumps over it and continues to run down the hall.
Drifter (Confused)
Where the fuck are you going?
XL766 (Quick)
I'll explain later, just don't do anything!
The Angel shoots all of its fists after XL766, exposing its nucleus.
XL766 (Smug)
Gotcha!
XL766 dissapears and reappears in front of the nuclues and punches into it. The Angel lets out a high pitch
scream and dissovles. XL766 looks at Drifter. Drifter looks at XL766. They both smile.
Drifter & XL766 (Smug, Ghetto)
We got Death Star! We got Death Star! We got Death Star!
(to make any sense of that go to http://download.theforce.net/theater/gangsta/starwarz.html)
Drifter (Happy)
Ok, now how many Angels are there again?
XL766 (Blunt)
12, well, 11 now. Come on, it's time to get the second Angel.
Drifter (Dry)
Oh goody.
Setting: Upper Bunker, room. A ventialtion shaft in the room opens up and Coyota and Indiana drop into the
room. Coyota lands on her back and Indiana lands on top of her. Coyota gives a quick happy look and then
kicks him off.
Coyota (Disgusted)
Eeww! Never do that again.
Indiana (Smug)
Come on babe, I know you liked that.
Coyota raises her hand to smack him, but two Shadow Wolves land in the room. Indiana pulls out his Glock 18
and fires a three round burst into one Shadow Wolf's chest, spraying blood on Coyota. The other jump up on
the wall and dives towards Indiana. Indiana unloads the entire clip, leaving the Shadow Wolf just a bloody
mess on the floor. Indiana reloads his Glock and looks over at Coyota.
Indiana (Concerned)
You ok Coyota?
Coyota gives Indiana a dirty look.
Indiana (Confused)
What? Oh.
Indiana wipes the blood off of Coyota's face and smiles.
Indiana (Blunt)
That better?
Setting: Lower Bunker, 2nd Angel containment area. It's a giant pool of water with a gate that leads outside
(the gate is open). There's a small catwalk over the water. XL766 and Drifter are walking across the catwalk.
Drifter (Calling)
Here Angel, Angel, Angel, Angel, Angel. Where are you?
XL766 (Stern)
Shit, it's not in here.
Drifter (Confused)
Where is it then?
XL766 points to the gate.
XL766 (Blunt)
Out there.
Drifter (Confused)
How are we going to get it?
XL766 (Explaining)
Well, we have to go in after it.
Drifter looks in the water.
Drifter (Confused)
We're going to go swimming, in Norway?
XL766 (Blunt)
Um, yeah.
Drifter (Mad)
Hell no! I'm not going in there!
XL766 (Apathetic)
Suit yourself.
XL766 takes a deep breath.
XL766 (Scared)
God help my little genetic ass!
XL766 dives into the water. A second later he comes up to the surface.
XL766 (Calling)
Come on Drifter, it's not that cold.
Drifter (Mad)
I hate you.
Drifter dives into the water. He pops back up to the surface.
Drifter (Shivering)
It's cold.
XL766 (Blunt)
You'll get use to it, come on.
XL766 swims towards the gate and Drifter follows him.
Setting: Outside the bunker. The Lone Dog Team and Phantom Canine are still trying to get over what just
happened.
Bud (Scared, Confused)
What the hell was that?
Sean (Scared)
I don't know laddy, I've never seen anything like it in my day.
XL766 comes up to the water followed by Drifter.
Drifter (Mad, Shivering)
You f...f...f...f...f....f...f...fucking idiot!
XL766 (Defensive)
You're such a wossie Drifter.
Lily (Surprised)
Drifter?
Drifter (Suprised, Shivering)
Oh, hi Lily.
Lily (Confused)
What are you doing out in the water?
Drifter swims towards the ice where Lily is and climbs out of it.
Drifter (Blunt, Shivering)
Long story.
XL766 (Stern)
Has anyone seen a large white sea monster?
Sam (Explaining)
Yeah, it swam out to the North Sea.
XL766 (Annoyed)
Great, well I'll just have to wait God knows how long until it comes back.
The creature bursts out of the water where XL766 and sallows him whole in one bite. The creature dives back
underneath the water. Everyone looks shocked.
Drifter (Shocked)
X!
Setting: Inside the 2nd Angel's mouth. XL766 is sitting inside of its mouth.
XL766 (Mad)
I'm such an idiot.
XL766 turns and sees a red orb inside its mouth. XL766 starts to crawl towards it, but the creature breeches
the surface of the water.
Setting: Outside the bunker, same as before. The creature jumps out of the water towards Lacey and Corelone.
Corelone (Shouting)
Get out of the way Lacey!
Lacey dives out of the way has the creature breaks the ice and swims deep underneath the water. Soon, blood
rises up to the surface, followed by the dead creature, with blood flowing out of its mouth. XL766 kicks open
its mouth and swims out.
XL766 (Sarcastic)
Well, that was fun.
Bud (Confused)
How the hell did you kill that thing?
XL766 (Stern)
None of your fucking business, Drifter you comin' or stayin'?
Drifter looks over to Lily.
Drifter (Blunt)
I'll explain this when we get home.
Drifter dives into the water. Soon, him and XL766 swim deep into it.
Lily (To herself, Worried)
Drifter, what's going on?
End of Episode 4
By: McCracken
Road Rovers and anything that invole them are property of Warner Bros. The Galaxy Rovers, Regulators
and the crew of the Space Rover 2, and the Lone Dog Team are property of Kristen Coughlan.
Strayers are property of Steven Today. L33T Team, Bobcat Strayers and Phantom Canine are property of
McCracken. Star Warz Rap is property of Chris Crawford & Jason Brannon. Everyone I haven't mentioned
belong to other ppl that I didn't mention.
Setting: Lower Bunker. Drifter and XL766 are walking down the hall way.
Drifter (Confused)
What's free?
XL766 (Worried)
The Angels.
Drifter (Confused)
Angels?
XL766 (Worried, Explaining)
Genetic created creatures that only have one thought on their minds, killing.
Drifter gulps.
XL766 (Worried, Explaining)
There's twelve of them in all. You know, like twelve disciples of Jesus, it's very sick and twisted humor. The
first nine have the same weakness. A red orb on their body. All you have to do it destory it and that will kill
them. The last three don't.
Drifter (Releaved)
Phew, all we have to do is shoot them from a distance.
XL766 (Worried, Explaining)
That's the problem, most of them have an AT-Field.
Drifter (Confused)
AT-Field?
XL766 (Worried, Explaining)
Absoulte Terror-Field, and that's exactly what it is. It's like a force field. Once it's up, guns or anything like
that can't break it.
Drifter (Scared)
What can?
XL766 (Worried, Explaining)
One of two things. An AT-Field of the same power to cancel it out, or hope the Angel doesn't have it activated.
XL766 and Drifter turn the corner and see a large clear colored blob. In the center of the blob is a red nucleus.
XL766 and Drifter jump back behind the corner.
Drifter (Scared)
What the hell is that?
XL766 (Blunt)
That would be an Angel.
Drifter (Curious)
Ok, so, what's the plan?
XL766 (Confused)
Plan?
Drifter (Worried)
Please tell me you have a plan against these things.
XL766 (Explaining)
I have never have a plan, I always just wing it.
Drifter (Mad)
Are you crazy!!!!
XL766 (Mad)
I thougth you would have a plan!
Drifter (Mad)
You know what's down here, you should have the plan!
XL766 (Mad)
No, you're older!
Drifter (Mad)
So!
XL766 (Mad)
You're suppose to be wiser!
Drifter (Mad)
You're in charge of an entire unit!
XL766 (Mad)
So are you! Think of a plan!
Drifter (Mad)
No, you think of a plan!
XL766 (Blunt)
Drifter, let's be mature. There's a large blob and it's probably going to try and kill us.
Drifter (Blunt)
Right.
XL766 (Mad)
So think of a god damn plan already!
Drifter (Mad)
No, you think of one!
XL766 (Mad)
What would you do?
Drifter (Mad)
Make you think of a plan!
XL766 (Quick)
Ok, how about this, we go around the corner and try to kill it?
Drifter (Mad)
You call that a plan?
XL766 (Mad)
Well, you can't think of one.
Drifter (Mad)
I can think of a better one.
XL766 (Mad)
Well then, tell me your better plan.
Setting: Upper level of the bunker. Indiana and Coyota are walking down the hall, looking for XL766. Indiana
tries to hold Coyota's hand, but she pulls it away.
Coyota (Growl)
Try that again, and I'll make you sing in Sopprano.
Indiana (Smug)
I know you're scared.
Coyota (Annoyed)
Scared that you'll try to kiss me.
A sound is heard coming from the other end of the hall. Coyota squeezes Indiana's hand tightly.
Indiana (Smug)
I knew you were scared.
Coyota smacks him.
Indiana (In pain)
Now what was that for?
The sound gets louder as it gets closer to them.
Coyota (Scared)
What's coming?
Indiana (Tough)
I don't know, but stay behind me babe, I don't want anything to happen to you.
Coyota (Rolls Eyes, Sarcastic)
Oh please.
Indiana (Confused)
What? I really don't want anything to happen.....
A Shadow Wolf runs into Indiana. They look each other in the face. The Shadow Wolf yelps and Indiana yelps.
The Shadow Wolf runs away.
Coyota (Scared)
What the hell was that?
Indiana (Confused)
How in the hell would I know.
Coyota turns around.
Coyota (Scared)
Uh, Indiana?
Indiana (Blunt)
Yeah?
Coyota (Scared)
I think your friend has more friends coming.
Indiana (Scared)
Shit
A horde of Shadow Wolves come running at them.
Coyota (Scared)
What are we going to do Indy?
Indiana (Smug)
Hey you called me Indy, is that your pet name for me now?
Coyota smacks him.
Indiana and Coyota turn to run from the Shadow Wolves, but a much bigger one is in their way.
Shadow Wolf (Deep Voice, Tough)
What do we have here?
Coyota (Amazed)
You can talk?
Shadow Wolf (Smug)
No shit. I'm Fenris, the wolf of the apocalypse.
Indiana (Sarcastic)
No kidding, I'm Indiana and this is my Glock 18 in your face.
Indiana pulls out his Glock 18 and points it straight into Fenris' face. He pulls the trigger, spraying blood all
over the place. Indiana and Coyota run past him. Fenris quickly regenerates the wound and watches them run.
Fenris (Smug)
Sticks and stones, may break my bones, but nothing, will ever kill me.
Indiana (Sarcastic, Calling back)
You must be a Super Beast fan.
Feris howls and runs after them with super speed. Indiana grabs Coyota's arm and pulls her into a room.
Fenris runs towards them, but Indiana slams the door closed in his face. Indiana quickly locks the deadbolt,
preventing Fenris from entering.
Coyota (Sarcastic)
I don't know what is scarier, them or being trapped in a room with you.
Indiana (Annoyed)
Is that any way to thank someone who just saved your skin?
Clawing and scraping are heard behind the door.
Coyota (Scared)
You haven't saved my skin yet!
Indiana pushes a table in front of the door.
Coyota (Annoyed)
Like that is going to work.
Setting: Another part of the bunker. Maxwell is walking out of the research room. The German Shepard walks up
to him.
Maxwell (Stern)
What's the status of our troops?
German Shepard (Army Like, Blunt)
Sir, No one is answering their commuicators, sir.
Maxwell (Stern)
Shit, well it appears that there's a lower part of the base. We're going to check it out. Tell all of the
squads to move in, dead or not.
Setting: Yet another part of the bunker. Hunter, Colleen, Blitz, Exile and Shag are walking down the hall. Shag
is whining the whole way down the hall. Growling is heard. Shag jumps into Exile's arms. Blitz jumps into
Colleen's arms, Colleen drops him.
Colleen (Apathetic)
Whoops.
Hunter (Confused)
What the hell is that?
Exile (Blunt)
I don't know, but it doesn't sound goodski.
Setting: Outside the bunker.
Phantom Canine and the Lone Dog Team are guarding. Sam notices some ripples coming towards them.
Sam (Confused)
What the fuck is that?
Rebel (Curious)
What do you see?
The ripples dissappear.
Sam (Blunt)
Sorry, it must of been nothing.
Suddenly, there's a huge splash and a giant white creature jumps out of the water towards them. It's a giant
white sea monster. It has no eyes and has huge jaws.
Bud (Scared)
What the fuck is that!
Lily (Scared)
I don't know, but it's going to land on us!
Ginger (Shouting)
Quick, get out of its way!
Chase (Scared)
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!!!!!!!
Everyone jumps off to the side. The creature lands on the ice, breaking it. It swims deep in the water.
Corelone (Shouting)
Rebel, does your team have any guns?
Rebel (Shouting back)
Yeah.
Corelone (Shouting)
Well, I suggest we use them.
The creature starts to swim up from the water. It opens it mouth exposing thousands of sharp teeth and a red
orb in the back of its mouth. Everyone shoots at it, but a orange shield appears and deflects all of the bullets.
Rebel (Scared)
It didn't even scatch him.
Lacey (Scared)
It's coming back!
Tasha (Scared)
FUCK!!!!!!
The creature comes up to the surface and takes a major bite out of the ice where Chase is, biting off his leg.
Chase's blood pours into the water and one the ice. The creature once more dives underneath the water.
Chase (In pain)
AHHHHH!!!!!!
Sam (Shouting, Reassuring)
Stay there Chase, I'll heal you.
Sam runs over to Chase, but the creature tail flies up in the air and comes down on Sam, knocking him in the
water.
Ginger (Worried)
SAM!!!!
Sam swims back up to the surface.
Sam (Shivering)
Motherfucker it's cold!
Setting: Upper Bunker, Halls. Amber is making her way through the base looking for XL766.
Amber (Shouting)
XIE!!
She doesn't see a Shadow Wolf behind her.
Amber (Worried)
Oh where is that dog?
There is a soft growling and breathing.
Amber slowly reaches down for her pistol, a Desert Eagle. She lifts it up very slowly and then turns around
and fires it, hitting the Shadow Wolf in the left shoulder. Blood sprays on her. The Shadow Wolf regenerates.
Amber (Worried)
That cannot be good.
Amber fires the other four round in the Desert Eagle, hammering the Shadow Wolf in the chest. The Shadow
Wolf takes a few steps back in pain. Amber drops out the clip and reaches for another one to reload. The wolf
bites Amber's arm.Amber cries in pain and reloads the gun.
Amber (In pain, Sarcastic)
Has Xie would say "Eat this you motherfucker!"
Amber puts the gun against the Shadow Wolf's head and unloads the clip, blowing off most the head. Amber
grabs her shoulder in pain.
Amber (Blunt)
This shouldn't happen to a future mother.
Amber hears more growling from down the hall. She reloads her pistol. Two more Shadow Wolves come. One
in front of her, one behind. Amber fires three shots into the Shadow Wolf in front of her and and turns around,
firing two shots into the other Shadow Wolf's face. More Shadow Wolves come. Amber tries to reload her
gun, but the Shadow Wolves pounce on her.
Setting: Lower Bunker. Drifter and XL766 are still arguing about a plan.
XL766 (Mad)
No, you think of the damn plan!
Setting: Lower Bunker, Hölle Cauldron. Amber is draged into a chamber. A humaniod figure approaches her.
It has wings like an angel (but they're horribly disfigured). It carries a flaming sword in one hand and a shield
that looks like pure steel in the other.
Humanoid (Curious)
What have we here?
Shadow Wolf (Growl)
Intuder.
Humanoid (Curious)
Is this the intruder that freed all of us?
Shadow Wolf (Growl)
No. Shot at us. Not Freed.
Humanoid (Dissapointed)
Oh darn, she's so pretty too.
Amber (Fake Tough, Scared)
What the hell are you?
Humanoid (Explaining)
I'm from hell. Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Gefallenen Engel.
Amber (Confused)
Gefallenen Engel?
Gefallenen Engel (Explaining)
It's German for Fallen Angel.
Amber (Scared)
What do you want with me?
Gefallenen Engel (Explaining)
Well, I had hoped that you released us, but I was wrong. Now, I'll use you has my gambling tool.
Amber (Confused)
Huh?
Gefallenen Engel (Curious)
You're friends are in here, right?
Amber (Blunt)
I don't know.
Gefallenen Engel (Explaining)
Well, there are other, what are you called again? Oh yes, Cano-Sapiens. Well, there are other Cano-Sapiens in
here and they are attacking my friends. You see, they won't hurt my friends if we have you.
Setting: Outside the bunker. Sam is trying to get out of the water, but the creature is swiming towards him.
Sean dives into the water.
Lily (To herself)
How can it see us if it doesn't have eyes?
Rebel (Confused)
What did you say, Lil?
Sean grabs hold of Sam.
Sean (Stern)
Come on Laddy!
Sean drags Sam on to a patch of ice beside Chase.
Chase (Sarcastic)
Fighting sea monsters wasn't in the job description.
Sam puts his paws against Chase's leg, healing the wound. Sean knocks both of them out of the way as the
creature jumps out of the water and lands where they were. The creature swims deep underneath the water.
Rebel (Shouting)
If we stay out here. We're done for.
Lily (Quick)
Wait, I have an idea. No one move at all.
Lily starts to run down the ice field. Through the ice, the creature can be seen swimming after her at great speed.
Lily (Shouting)
It senses movement
The creature bursts out of the ice right in front of her and tries to bite her. Lily jumps back.
Lily (Shouting)
Or maybe not.
Ginger (Shouting)
No I think you're right Lily!
The creature swims off towards Ginger's direction.
Chase (Scared)
It's our voices!
Bud (Blunt)
Wait a minute, it senses movement and sounds.
The creature bites off a piece of ice next to Bud.
Rebel (Stern)
Stop talking and moving
The creature jumps out of the water and lands right next to Rebel, breaking the ice next to him. Rebel falls in
the water, but doesn't try to swim. The creature circles around him. Rebel stays motionless as the creature
floats up to the surface and looks Rebel dead in the face. The creature dives underneath the water and swims
out to the ocean. Rebel swims to the ice and climbs on.
Sam (Concerned)
Hey guys, um, you do know that that thing is swimming out to the North Sea, right?
Rebel (Shivering)
Let it go Sam. It'll come back.
Setting: Upper Bunker, room. Coyota and Indiana are in it. There's a table against the door and clawing and
scrapping can be heard from outside.
Coyota (Worried)
Great, I'm going to die with a jerk.
Indiana (Smug)
Calm down honey, we'll find a way out of here.
Coyota (Growl)
Don't you EVER call me honey, understand?
Indiana ignores her and spots a ventilation shaft.
Indiana (Blunt, Pointing at shaft)
Quick, get in there.
Coyota sees it and opens it up. She climbs in it and Indiana climbs in afterwards.
Setting: Inside Ventilation Shaft. Coyota is crawling in front of Indiana.
Coyota (Stern)
I swear, you better not look forward.
Indiana (Confused)
If I don't look forward, then how can I see?
Coyota (Stern)
I don't care, just don't look forward.
Indiana looks forward.
Indiana (Thinking to himself)
Damn, she's got one hot ass.
Coyota kicks him in the face.
Coyota (Mad)
I told you not to look forward!
Setting: Upper Bunker, room. Same as before, but the Shadow Wolves have finally broken in. Fenris walks in.
Fenris (Mad)
Where are they?
A Shadow Wolf sniffs at the ventilation shaft.
Fenris (Stern)
Get in there and find them!
Two Shadow Wolves crawl in.
Setting: Lower Bunker, hallway. Drifter and XL766 are aruging.
Drifter (Mad)
How about we just go around the corner and wing it!
XL766 (Mad)
Well duh, that's what I've been saying.
The blob comes around the corner towards them.
XL766 (Blunt)
Oh shit.
The blob shoots out part of itself, like a fist, and hits Drifter. Drifter goes flying down the hall into a wall. The
blob shoots another fist, but XL766 grabs it.
XL766 (Proud)
Ha!
The blob shoots another fist, knocking XL766 down the hall and into a wall next to Drifter.
Drifter (In pain, Sarcastic)
That didn't work too well.
XL766 (In pain, Blunt)
Yeah, but at least I know it doesn't have an AT-Field.
Drifter (In pain, Confused)
How do you know that?
XL766 (In pain, Explaining)
Easy, if it did, we'd be a lot farther away and in more pain.
Drifter (In pain, Blunt)
You wanna try again?
XL766 (In pain, Sarcastic)
Why not?
Drifter and XL766 flip themselves upright and rush down the hall at the blob. The shoots several fists at them,
but Drifter and XL766 either deflect the fists or dodge them. XL766 punches into the blob, barely missing the
nucleus.
XL766 (Shouting)
Aim for the nucleus!
Drifter (Agreeing)
Right!
Drifter punches into the blob at the nucleus, but it moves away. The blob shoots out a fist and hits Drifter in the
stomach. Drifter spits out blood. XL766, in a fit of rage, begins to punch into the blob mutliple times, each
time missing the nucleus.
XL766 (Missing, Pissed)
Come one motherfucker! What you got? You ain't got nothing!
The blob powers up a orange field that knocks Drifter and XL766 down the hall and through several walls.
Drifter (In pain, Confused)
What the fuck was that?
XL766 (In pain, Explaining)
That would be an AT-Field.
Drifter (In pain, Confused)
I thought you said it didn't have one.
XL766 (In pain, Blunt)
I thought so too.
Drifter (In pain, Annoyed)
Now what do we do?
XL766 (In pain, Explaining)
Well, since neither one of us has an AT-Field to cancel it out with, we'll just have to wait until it regenerates
the damage we did to it.
Drifter (In pain, Blunt)
How long will that take?
XL766 (In pain, Explaining)
Well, seeing how it is the first "Angel", I'd give it about twenty minutes.
Drifter (In pain, Dry)
Great.
Setting: Upper Bunker, hallway. Maxwell and the German Shepard are walking down it.
Maxwell (Stern)
Have you contacted any of the squads yet?
German Shepard (Army Like, Blunt)
Sir, no sir.
Maxwell (Mad)
Fuck. Well, keep trying.
A Shadow Wolf walks out in front of them. Maxwell pulls out his hostlered TMP (Tactical Machine Pistol)
and fires a three round burst into its chest, spraying its blood all over the floor and walls. The Shadow Wolf
falls down. Maxwell walks up to it and fires another three round burst into its head spraying brain juice and
blood all over the floor.
Maxwell (Blunt)
These things are getting easier and easier to kill.
Setting: Lower Bunker, Hölle Cauldron. Same as before. Gefallenen Engel is in front of the cage Amber is in.
A Shadow Wolf approaches him.
Shadow Wolf (Nervious)
12th Angel, in Lower Bunker. Fighting Zurest.
Gefallenen Engel (Reassuring)
That's impossible, Balrog is locked up below us.
Shadow Wolf (Nervious)
No. Other 12th Angel.
Gefallenen Engel gives a quick worried look, but calms down.
Gefallenen Engel (Reassuring)
He's no Angel. Zurest will kill him easily.
Shadow Wolf (Nervious)
But he travel with other of equal strength.
Gefallenen Engel (Annoyed)
I said Zurest will kill him easily, got it?
Shadow Wolf (Blunt)
Yes.
Gefallenen Engel (Annoyed)
Good, now leave.
Amber (Thinking to herself)
Xie must be with the 12th Angel.
Setting: Lower Bunker, hallway. Same as before. The AT-Field around the Angel finally dissappears.
XL766 (Blunt)
Aight, let's roll.
Drifter and XL766 run down the hallway towards the Angel. The Angel once more shoots out another barrage
of fists. Drifter and XL766 either dodge the fists or block them. Drifter attacks the Angel, punching into it, but
missing the nucleus. XL766 jumps over it and continues to run down the hall.
Drifter (Confused)
Where the fuck are you going?
XL766 (Quick)
I'll explain later, just don't do anything!
The Angel shoots all of its fists after XL766, exposing its nucleus.
XL766 (Smug)
Gotcha!
XL766 dissapears and reappears in front of the nuclues and punches into it. The Angel lets out a high pitch
scream and dissovles. XL766 looks at Drifter. Drifter looks at XL766. They both smile.
Drifter & XL766 (Smug, Ghetto)
We got Death Star! We got Death Star! We got Death Star!
(to make any sense of that go to http://download.theforce.net/theater/gangsta/starwarz.html)
Drifter (Happy)
Ok, now how many Angels are there again?
XL766 (Blunt)
12, well, 11 now. Come on, it's time to get the second Angel.
Drifter (Dry)
Oh goody.
Setting: Upper Bunker, room. A ventialtion shaft in the room opens up and Coyota and Indiana drop into the
room. Coyota lands on her back and Indiana lands on top of her. Coyota gives a quick happy look and then
kicks him off.
Coyota (Disgusted)
Eeww! Never do that again.
Indiana (Smug)
Come on babe, I know you liked that.
Coyota raises her hand to smack him, but two Shadow Wolves land in the room. Indiana pulls out his Glock 18
and fires a three round burst into one Shadow Wolf's chest, spraying blood on Coyota. The other jump up on
the wall and dives towards Indiana. Indiana unloads the entire clip, leaving the Shadow Wolf just a bloody
mess on the floor. Indiana reloads his Glock and looks over at Coyota.
Indiana (Concerned)
You ok Coyota?
Coyota gives Indiana a dirty look.
Indiana (Confused)
What? Oh.
Indiana wipes the blood off of Coyota's face and smiles.
Indiana (Blunt)
That better?
Setting: Lower Bunker, 2nd Angel containment area. It's a giant pool of water with a gate that leads outside
(the gate is open). There's a small catwalk over the water. XL766 and Drifter are walking across the catwalk.
Drifter (Calling)
Here Angel, Angel, Angel, Angel, Angel. Where are you?
XL766 (Stern)
Shit, it's not in here.
Drifter (Confused)
Where is it then?
XL766 points to the gate.
XL766 (Blunt)
Out there.
Drifter (Confused)
How are we going to get it?
XL766 (Explaining)
Well, we have to go in after it.
Drifter looks in the water.
Drifter (Confused)
We're going to go swimming, in Norway?
XL766 (Blunt)
Um, yeah.
Drifter (Mad)
Hell no! I'm not going in there!
XL766 (Apathetic)
Suit yourself.
XL766 takes a deep breath.
XL766 (Scared)
God help my little genetic ass!
XL766 dives into the water. A second later he comes up to the surface.
XL766 (Calling)
Come on Drifter, it's not that cold.
Drifter (Mad)
I hate you.
Drifter dives into the water. He pops back up to the surface.
Drifter (Shivering)
It's cold.
XL766 (Blunt)
You'll get use to it, come on.
XL766 swims towards the gate and Drifter follows him.
Setting: Outside the bunker. The Lone Dog Team and Phantom Canine are still trying to get over what just
happened.
Bud (Scared, Confused)
What the hell was that?
Sean (Scared)
I don't know laddy, I've never seen anything like it in my day.
XL766 comes up to the water followed by Drifter.
Drifter (Mad, Shivering)
You f...f...f...f...f....f...f...fucking idiot!
XL766 (Defensive)
You're such a wossie Drifter.
Lily (Surprised)
Drifter?
Drifter (Suprised, Shivering)
Oh, hi Lily.
Lily (Confused)
What are you doing out in the water?
Drifter swims towards the ice where Lily is and climbs out of it.
Drifter (Blunt, Shivering)
Long story.
XL766 (Stern)
Has anyone seen a large white sea monster?
Sam (Explaining)
Yeah, it swam out to the North Sea.
XL766 (Annoyed)
Great, well I'll just have to wait God knows how long until it comes back.
The creature bursts out of the water where XL766 and sallows him whole in one bite. The creature dives back
underneath the water. Everyone looks shocked.
Drifter (Shocked)
X!
Setting: Inside the 2nd Angel's mouth. XL766 is sitting inside of its mouth.
XL766 (Mad)
I'm such an idiot.
XL766 turns and sees a red orb inside its mouth. XL766 starts to crawl towards it, but the creature breeches
the surface of the water.
Setting: Outside the bunker, same as before. The creature jumps out of the water towards Lacey and Corelone.
Corelone (Shouting)
Get out of the way Lacey!
Lacey dives out of the way has the creature breaks the ice and swims deep underneath the water. Soon, blood
rises up to the surface, followed by the dead creature, with blood flowing out of its mouth. XL766 kicks open
its mouth and swims out.
XL766 (Sarcastic)
Well, that was fun.
Bud (Confused)
How the hell did you kill that thing?
XL766 (Stern)
None of your fucking business, Drifter you comin' or stayin'?
Drifter looks over to Lily.
Drifter (Blunt)
I'll explain this when we get home.
Drifter dives into the water. Soon, him and XL766 swim deep into it.
Lily (To herself, Worried)
Drifter, what's going on?
End of Episode 4