Chapter 8: Prank Calls
At lunch, the 5-gundam pilots and the 5 sailor scouts, were all sitting down under a oak tree eating their own separate lunches---er, while they all shared with the mouth stuffing Serena. Anyways, out of nowhere, the stalking relena pops up right in front of heero. "Hi heero!" relena chimed. Out of reflex, heero shot out his 9 mm and aimed it at relena, an inch above her nose, in the middle of her eyes. relena jumped and stayed where she was. "So... what did you want to talk about?" relena asked. "That reminds me! Hey Serena? Serena? Where'd she go?" duo blurted looking around. "HEY! What is she doing talking to that green jacket wimp anyways?!" Duo snapped. "What are you talking about relena? I never wanted to speak to you at lunch..." Heero said in his regular monotone. "But-but the note said-"
"Note? What note?" Duo blurted staring suspiciously. "Heero threw it at me in the last class." Relena replied knowing it all. "But-lemme see that?" Duo snatched the note from relena. "That's-this is my note to Serena! Not from heero to you, you whore!" duo barked. "Whore? You bastard!" Relena screamed. Everyone in the courtyard looked at relena. "Miss Relena peacecraft! I would never of thought!" ms. haruna came up from nowhere looking sternly at relena cowering behind the boring heero. Ms. Haruna dragged relena away. "Where'd Serena go?" duo asked looking around. "She went in that car with that weakling." Wufei muttered. "NOOOOOOOO" duo shouted as he fell to his knees on the soft grass and flipped his head back, grabbed it with his hands, and yelled upward. Everyone looked at him oddly.
After lunch, Serena came back, and explained about how darian had taken her to a nice restaurant, duo pouting secretly for his beloved, and after school, they all walked to Serena's to eat a snack. As the day went by, duo had forgiven Serena, but not darian, and the girls all got to spend the night. Duo sat in his room gloomily as Serena's parents, and brother Sammy, went out. He then snuck down to the phone, and dialed the number to the hotel. *ring-ring-ring*
"Hello?"
"Hey you guys! How's it goin?" duo asked into the phone.
"Who is this?" the voice asked.
"Who is this?" duo asked.
"I asked first! I don't want a pizza if that's what your askin..." the voice explained.
"I'm not selling pizza." Duo blurted. "Who is this?" duo asked. "Heero... it's for you." The voice replied. duo listened intently. "Who is it?" heero asked in his usual monotone. "It's not relena." The voice assured him. "Hello?" Heero's voice talked into the phone. "Heero? What are you doing on the phone? Put quatre on!" Duo explained. "Who is this?" heero asked. duo could hear heero putting his gun together. "This is quatre's pretty, pretty, princess. I'm a princess in disguise and he needs to give em a kiss-oooh... a speakerphone!" duo said pushing a button. "hello? The phone stopped working!" duo explained. "Duo? Is that you?" heero asked. "huh? Where's that coming from? Hello?" duo asked tapping the phone. "Duo, what do you want? I'm busy." Heero explained. "Hey! When did you learn telekinesis?" duo asked into the air. "Is that the braided baka?!" wufei's voice asked. "And wu-man learned how too? Cool." Duo explained. "Let me try" duo closed his eyes. "Duo? Are you there?" heero asked. "Yea. I am.... Hey I'm doing it!" duo said smiling. "What do you want?" heero asked. "Hey, come over. I'm bored, the girls are young, and lets all have some fun. Get over here quick. They won't stop squealing!" duo said as Serena squealed from the upstairs. "See what I mean?" duo asked.\
"hey, sounds like fun. Let's go!" relena chimed as she came in front the front door. "Great, I'll see ya in 5." Duo said hanging up. "This should be fun." Duo said deviously. "Duo? What are you planning?" quatre's voice came from no where. "AHHH!" duo shrieked as he kicked the phone. "it's possessed!" he added as he pulled the plug.
*Five minutes later*
"Guys, glad you have come. Come on in!" duo beckoned leading his four friends, and the irritable female into the living room. Just as he did, Serena, Lita, raye, and rini came down from upstairs jabbering about the five pilots, and who they liked. "Uh... guys? We've been caught." Serena pointed to the 5 boys that stood starring up at them from down the stairs. "yes, I do agree. Quatre is rather cute." Ami said as she and mina came walking to the other girls. Ami caught a glimpse of quatre and gasped and turned crimson red covering her eyes from embarrassment. Quatre turned red as well and suddenly became very amused of plant on the window. "What are you all doing here?" Serena asked. "It's P-A-R-T why? Cause we gotta!" Duo explained jumping up in glee. "I don't know if that's a great idea guys." Serena hesitated. "Come on. Huge sleep over!" mina said smiling. "prank call time." duo stated picking up the phone.
"..."
"Come on you guys. Me first." Duo took the phone and dialed a phone number.
"hello?" a male voice answered.
"it answered." Duo whispered. "Hi... could you please tell your wife, that she left her bra at my house?" duo asked. Everyone cupped their mouths from laughing. "Who the hell is this?" the guy asked in an angry voice. "no worries, your wife will know. I also have her panties!" duo explained. "Stay away from my wife bastard!" the guy barked before he hung up. Duo hung up the phone and couldn't stop laughing. "That was cool! My turn!" Lita said grabbing the phone.
She dialed a number, *ring-ring-ring*
"Hello?" it was a little girl's voice.
"Why hello little girl? How are you?" Lita asked.
"Who are you?" the girl asked.
"look under you bed to find that one out." Lita hissed.
"That doesn't' scare me." The girl replied.
"do you believe in the tooth fairy?" Lita asked.
"...no..." the girl replied.
"I wouldn't sleep if I were you." Lita beckoned.
"MOOOOOOOM!" the girl screamed. "What is it honey?" her mom asked. "some weirdo on the phone." The girl cried.
"Hello?" her mom asked.
"hi, are you the parent of the child? Could you please tell her to stop calling 1-800-
Love? She is under 18, and she should not be hearing disturbing words! I am ashamed of you, as a mother, letting her call. By any chance? Got a G-string handy?" Lita asked. "Bitch." The mom replied hanging up. "HA! Awesome." Duo said laughing.
"My turn." Trowa spoke. "WHAT?" everyone asked. Mina slowly handed the phone to trowa. He dialed a number. "PIZZA HUT DELIVERY" GUY SAID. "Hi, I'd like 5 pepperoni pizzas, 10 supreme pizzas, 2 mushrooms, 25 breadsticks, 26 hot wings, 1 big gulp sprite, 5 big gulp mountain dews, 5 mini small sprites, one lemon malt, and... one pack of M&M's" trowa explained. "We don't have M&M's sir." The man replied. duo snatched the phone. "What? No M&M's? what the hell kind of pizza delivery service are you anyways pal? I want my M&M's!" duo screamed into the phone. "Sorry, we don't sell those. Try the store." The guy explained. "NO! I WANT MY M&M's!" duo screamed. "We don't have em'!" the guy screamed back. "GO to HELL!" duo replied hanging up. "Can you believe that?" duo asked. "My food, you hung up without giving an address!" trowa muttered.
"Hello?" a female voice asked. "Hi... by any chance, got any condoms with ya? I really need one." mina asked in a pleading voice. "Hold on... darian? Baby, we got any extra condoms in hand?" the woman asked. "Darian? Darian shields?" mina asked. "Uh-huh.. .ya know him?" the woman asked.. "Put that bastard on this phone right now bitch!" mina snapped. "Honey, its for you. I think it's a mad salesperson..." the woman explained.
"Hello?" darian's voice asked.
"You bastard! How could you cheat on Serena like that?" mina asked. "Mina?" darian asked. "Hell it's Mina! I can't believe you! Out of all people you-"
"Darian! We are through! DAMN YOU! I hate you! Duo, get in my room, we got some business we gotta do!" Serena cried. "Serena? What the hell are you planning on doing? It's not what think!" darian insisted. "Honey! Get back in bed, I'm getting cold." The woman begged. "ASSHOLE!" Serena screamed as she hung up the phone and fell onto the floor against the wall crying. Duo stood where he was without moving and stared at the weeping Serena. "...Serena... are you alright?" Duo asked concerned. "...I'm fine, duo. And I thought he loved me. I really did. But I guess not. Guess it was just fake, not meant to be." Serena cried out. Duo knelt down to be head even with Serena and looked at her. Serena had her eyes buried in her arms. He tilted Serena's chin up at stared into her fuzzy sapphire eyes.
Serena suddenly swung her arms around duo, hugging him, still crying. "Shhh, it's going to be ok. I promise." Duo whispered into Serena's ear. "I don't know what to do now... I-I'm lost... and confused, what do I do now?" Serena asked. "I don't know. But that what makes life so fascinating. It's the greatest thing of life, and we manage, because we have too." Duo explained.
"Hey, Serena? I'm sorry for calling that number." Mina explained. "It's ok. You didn't know." Serena replied taking in a deep breath. "hey, hold the moment. OH, OH! I must get some popcorn. Hold up!" wufei shouted as he jumped from the couch into the kitchen to make popcorn. Everyone looked at him leave. "Yea.... You go do that, wufei." Lita explained scratching her head. "Hey, lets call the pizza guy again!" wufei shouted from the kitchen. Everyone smiled. "He's turning into duo." Amy squeaked. Everyone looked at Amy. "I RESENT THAT!" wufei and duo say together.
Everyone slowly sighed and looked around at anything. Serena was ok now, and after awhile, they started doing stuff again, like playing Nintendo, and such. "Dude, this is fun! We don't have anything like this at home!" Duo blurted.
Everyone looked at them. Duo and Heero were playing Nintendo, James Bond, and Heero was winning. He finally killed duo with a laser gun attack. "WHAT!? How... how could you? I've been playing all week! And you just got here! You cheated! I'm not playing anymore, that's not even fair Heero, you have way more practice... killin's you're life... EVEN IN Nintendo YOUR GOOD! And I-I - I SUCK!" Duo whined throwing the controller to the ground and crossing his arms over his chest.
Everyone laughed, "........." Heero said nothing, and made no remark as he switched to single game, and started to play.
"So....... When are you guys going home?" Lita asked looking at Trowa. "..................." Trowa said nothing. he had his eyes closed, his leg crossed over the other, and his arms crossed over his chest.
"O...k..." Lita turned to Quatre who was happy to reply. "We really don't know..." Quatre sighed and turned to duo. "It's all up to Duo really."
"Why?" Mina butted in and asked.
"Well... be-because.... Wufei? May I have some popcorn?" Quatre changed the subject.
"Get your own weakling!" Wufei snapped, his mouth full of buttered popcorn. Lita never asked again why nor did mina. They could sense the nervousness in his voice.
Suddenly, Luna came to the living room, jumping onto Trowa, landing swiftly on his head, and before she spoke, she saw the guys and saw Trowa, not even looking up to see Luna on his head.
"What's wrong with the cat?" Duo asked.
"MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOW!" Luna screeched and hissed. "I-I don't know... Luna? What's wrong?" Serena asked walking up to Trowa and picking Luna up. "We've got trouble!" Luna whispered into Serena's ear.
"WHAAAA?! Really?! Where?!" Serena asked looking at the cat. The Gundam boys and Relena looked at Serena.
"Um.... Why are-are you talking to a cat?" Relena questioned. "Uh... I-I wasn't!" Serena lied. "Right..." Relena looked at Heero, he was already on the last level after about 5 minutes of playing.
"I'll be back... I think Luna's hungry." Serena ran to the kitchen, "Hey, can you help me girls?" Serena asked. "I-I can't find it!"
"YA!" all the girls, excluding Relena, ran into the kitchen.
"What is it Luna?" Lita questioned.
"There's trouble at the park..." Luna explained. "Then we'd better hurry!" Rei responded holding her fist up. "What about the guys?" Mina asked concerned. "Erm.... Someone needs to stay to watch them." Mina suggested. They all looked at her. "IT'S Serena's house! Make HER stay!" Mina complained.
"Mina!" Serena screamed.
"Ok! Fine!" mina sighed.
"Man, that meatball blonde is... odd." Wufei explained crunching up the popcorn bag. "Yes... talking to a cat?" Quatre wondered. "Hn." Heero finally won the game. "Mission. Complete." He said turning the game off.
"Geesh.... It took me a day just to get to the FOURTH LEVEL! And it took you FIVE MINUTES TO GET TO THE LAST!" Duo screamed in a fit of fury.
"Hn."
"I HAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOU! AND I- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Duo fell to the ground holding his side. "PAINFUL!" He whined.
"Are you ok, duo?" the gentle noble questioned leaning down to him. "Fine. Fine." Duo said sitting up. "Are you sure?"
"Ya... never felt better." Duo stood up and rubbed his side.
"What's wrong?" Quatre pondered.
"I don't know. Just felt a really sharp pain in my side..." Duo shrugged. "It's gone now."
"That's good,"
"Hello guys! What are you doing?!" Mina bounced into the living room chiming. "Where's the others?" Wufei asked. "Had... had to go to store to get cat food!" Mina lied. "All of them?" Relena questioned. "Sure. Why not?" Mina shrugged. "It's sorda of odd, don't you think? Four girls getting cat food? Honestly, all you really need is at least two people!" Relena replied. "It's night, they're helpless. What do you expect?" mina questioned annoyed. "I don't know about that one mina, it seems Lita could hurt anyone, and rei has the loudest mouth, she'd scare them away!" Duo remarked smiling.
"What aren't you telling us?" Relena inquired.
"Yes. Please tell." Trowa explained opening his eyes and starring at her. "Well... fine. I will tell, but you won't like it boys. It's that month you know? And they all needed to get some, plus the cat food. And they all use different kinds! Plus! Had to get some more snacks, so that's why they all went...! Geesh. I'm the ONLY one in which it's not my month... mine was last month. Luckily, you guys weren't there to view it!" Mina explained.
"We didn't need to know THAT!" Duo shouted in frustration. "We are GUYS!" Wufei mentioned. "Hey! You asked, she asked. Blame --THEM!" Mina screamed. "More phone calls to loosen the time!" Mina screamed. "Good idea." Heero replied standing up and walking to the phone. "I need to make a personal phone call if you do not mind, mina?" Heero questioned.
"Personal?! Cant we do someone to laugh at?!" mina questioned. Heero held up his 9 mm black gun.
"AH!" Mina screamed.
"May I?"
"Ya... sure.... Heh-heh." Mina said hesitant. "Thank you."
Heero picked up the phone, dialed a long number, and pointed the gun to mina. "Back away please."
"Ya, sure. I'm going to the kitchen to get a drink." She explained hurrying to the kitchen. "Who ya callin?" Trowa asked.
"Lady Une." Heero explained.
"Whoa, you can do that?" Duo asked. Heero nodded. "Why do you wanna call her? Why not call Hilde?" Duo questioned. Heero held up his gun. "Ya know... if you did that a few years back? I'd be frightened. But now? It has no affect over me." Duo said clearly. Heero took off the safety, and placed his finger on the trigger. "So sure about that?"
"OK!"
"Good choice."
Duo rolled his eyes and fell onto the couch next to Wufei and Quatre. "MY Heero!" Relena squealed as she sat on the other couch blushing.
"Hello?"
"Lady Une?"
"Heero?"
"Affirmative."
"What's wrong? When are you guys coming back? Has duo chosen?"
"Negative-Mina get off the phone!"
"I'm not on the phone! - Whoops.... But I wanna-"
"GET OFF!"
"OK!" mina hung up the phone and strode to the living room holding a glass of water. She sat on a chair and sat the glass on the table. "This is SOOOOOO boring! I wish I was-at the store getting cheetos." Mina stopped herself on revealing that the scouts were fighting a nega scum, while she was stuck here babysitting a bunch of boys and a girl.
At lunch, the 5-gundam pilots and the 5 sailor scouts, were all sitting down under a oak tree eating their own separate lunches---er, while they all shared with the mouth stuffing Serena. Anyways, out of nowhere, the stalking relena pops up right in front of heero. "Hi heero!" relena chimed. Out of reflex, heero shot out his 9 mm and aimed it at relena, an inch above her nose, in the middle of her eyes. relena jumped and stayed where she was. "So... what did you want to talk about?" relena asked. "That reminds me! Hey Serena? Serena? Where'd she go?" duo blurted looking around. "HEY! What is she doing talking to that green jacket wimp anyways?!" Duo snapped. "What are you talking about relena? I never wanted to speak to you at lunch..." Heero said in his regular monotone. "But-but the note said-"
"Note? What note?" Duo blurted staring suspiciously. "Heero threw it at me in the last class." Relena replied knowing it all. "But-lemme see that?" Duo snatched the note from relena. "That's-this is my note to Serena! Not from heero to you, you whore!" duo barked. "Whore? You bastard!" Relena screamed. Everyone in the courtyard looked at relena. "Miss Relena peacecraft! I would never of thought!" ms. haruna came up from nowhere looking sternly at relena cowering behind the boring heero. Ms. Haruna dragged relena away. "Where'd Serena go?" duo asked looking around. "She went in that car with that weakling." Wufei muttered. "NOOOOOOOO" duo shouted as he fell to his knees on the soft grass and flipped his head back, grabbed it with his hands, and yelled upward. Everyone looked at him oddly.
After lunch, Serena came back, and explained about how darian had taken her to a nice restaurant, duo pouting secretly for his beloved, and after school, they all walked to Serena's to eat a snack. As the day went by, duo had forgiven Serena, but not darian, and the girls all got to spend the night. Duo sat in his room gloomily as Serena's parents, and brother Sammy, went out. He then snuck down to the phone, and dialed the number to the hotel. *ring-ring-ring*
"Hello?"
"Hey you guys! How's it goin?" duo asked into the phone.
"Who is this?" the voice asked.
"Who is this?" duo asked.
"I asked first! I don't want a pizza if that's what your askin..." the voice explained.
"I'm not selling pizza." Duo blurted. "Who is this?" duo asked. "Heero... it's for you." The voice replied. duo listened intently. "Who is it?" heero asked in his usual monotone. "It's not relena." The voice assured him. "Hello?" Heero's voice talked into the phone. "Heero? What are you doing on the phone? Put quatre on!" Duo explained. "Who is this?" heero asked. duo could hear heero putting his gun together. "This is quatre's pretty, pretty, princess. I'm a princess in disguise and he needs to give em a kiss-oooh... a speakerphone!" duo said pushing a button. "hello? The phone stopped working!" duo explained. "Duo? Is that you?" heero asked. "huh? Where's that coming from? Hello?" duo asked tapping the phone. "Duo, what do you want? I'm busy." Heero explained. "Hey! When did you learn telekinesis?" duo asked into the air. "Is that the braided baka?!" wufei's voice asked. "And wu-man learned how too? Cool." Duo explained. "Let me try" duo closed his eyes. "Duo? Are you there?" heero asked. "Yea. I am.... Hey I'm doing it!" duo said smiling. "What do you want?" heero asked. "Hey, come over. I'm bored, the girls are young, and lets all have some fun. Get over here quick. They won't stop squealing!" duo said as Serena squealed from the upstairs. "See what I mean?" duo asked.\
"hey, sounds like fun. Let's go!" relena chimed as she came in front the front door. "Great, I'll see ya in 5." Duo said hanging up. "This should be fun." Duo said deviously. "Duo? What are you planning?" quatre's voice came from no where. "AHHH!" duo shrieked as he kicked the phone. "it's possessed!" he added as he pulled the plug.
*Five minutes later*
"Guys, glad you have come. Come on in!" duo beckoned leading his four friends, and the irritable female into the living room. Just as he did, Serena, Lita, raye, and rini came down from upstairs jabbering about the five pilots, and who they liked. "Uh... guys? We've been caught." Serena pointed to the 5 boys that stood starring up at them from down the stairs. "yes, I do agree. Quatre is rather cute." Ami said as she and mina came walking to the other girls. Ami caught a glimpse of quatre and gasped and turned crimson red covering her eyes from embarrassment. Quatre turned red as well and suddenly became very amused of plant on the window. "What are you all doing here?" Serena asked. "It's P-A-R-T why? Cause we gotta!" Duo explained jumping up in glee. "I don't know if that's a great idea guys." Serena hesitated. "Come on. Huge sleep over!" mina said smiling. "prank call time." duo stated picking up the phone.
"..."
"Come on you guys. Me first." Duo took the phone and dialed a phone number.
"hello?" a male voice answered.
"it answered." Duo whispered. "Hi... could you please tell your wife, that she left her bra at my house?" duo asked. Everyone cupped their mouths from laughing. "Who the hell is this?" the guy asked in an angry voice. "no worries, your wife will know. I also have her panties!" duo explained. "Stay away from my wife bastard!" the guy barked before he hung up. Duo hung up the phone and couldn't stop laughing. "That was cool! My turn!" Lita said grabbing the phone.
She dialed a number, *ring-ring-ring*
"Hello?" it was a little girl's voice.
"Why hello little girl? How are you?" Lita asked.
"Who are you?" the girl asked.
"look under you bed to find that one out." Lita hissed.
"That doesn't' scare me." The girl replied.
"do you believe in the tooth fairy?" Lita asked.
"...no..." the girl replied.
"I wouldn't sleep if I were you." Lita beckoned.
"MOOOOOOOM!" the girl screamed. "What is it honey?" her mom asked. "some weirdo on the phone." The girl cried.
"Hello?" her mom asked.
"hi, are you the parent of the child? Could you please tell her to stop calling 1-800-
Love? She is under 18, and she should not be hearing disturbing words! I am ashamed of you, as a mother, letting her call. By any chance? Got a G-string handy?" Lita asked. "Bitch." The mom replied hanging up. "HA! Awesome." Duo said laughing.
"My turn." Trowa spoke. "WHAT?" everyone asked. Mina slowly handed the phone to trowa. He dialed a number. "PIZZA HUT DELIVERY" GUY SAID. "Hi, I'd like 5 pepperoni pizzas, 10 supreme pizzas, 2 mushrooms, 25 breadsticks, 26 hot wings, 1 big gulp sprite, 5 big gulp mountain dews, 5 mini small sprites, one lemon malt, and... one pack of M&M's" trowa explained. "We don't have M&M's sir." The man replied. duo snatched the phone. "What? No M&M's? what the hell kind of pizza delivery service are you anyways pal? I want my M&M's!" duo screamed into the phone. "Sorry, we don't sell those. Try the store." The guy explained. "NO! I WANT MY M&M's!" duo screamed. "We don't have em'!" the guy screamed back. "GO to HELL!" duo replied hanging up. "Can you believe that?" duo asked. "My food, you hung up without giving an address!" trowa muttered.
"Hello?" a female voice asked. "Hi... by any chance, got any condoms with ya? I really need one." mina asked in a pleading voice. "Hold on... darian? Baby, we got any extra condoms in hand?" the woman asked. "Darian? Darian shields?" mina asked. "Uh-huh.. .ya know him?" the woman asked.. "Put that bastard on this phone right now bitch!" mina snapped. "Honey, its for you. I think it's a mad salesperson..." the woman explained.
"Hello?" darian's voice asked.
"You bastard! How could you cheat on Serena like that?" mina asked. "Mina?" darian asked. "Hell it's Mina! I can't believe you! Out of all people you-"
"Darian! We are through! DAMN YOU! I hate you! Duo, get in my room, we got some business we gotta do!" Serena cried. "Serena? What the hell are you planning on doing? It's not what think!" darian insisted. "Honey! Get back in bed, I'm getting cold." The woman begged. "ASSHOLE!" Serena screamed as she hung up the phone and fell onto the floor against the wall crying. Duo stood where he was without moving and stared at the weeping Serena. "...Serena... are you alright?" Duo asked concerned. "...I'm fine, duo. And I thought he loved me. I really did. But I guess not. Guess it was just fake, not meant to be." Serena cried out. Duo knelt down to be head even with Serena and looked at her. Serena had her eyes buried in her arms. He tilted Serena's chin up at stared into her fuzzy sapphire eyes.
Serena suddenly swung her arms around duo, hugging him, still crying. "Shhh, it's going to be ok. I promise." Duo whispered into Serena's ear. "I don't know what to do now... I-I'm lost... and confused, what do I do now?" Serena asked. "I don't know. But that what makes life so fascinating. It's the greatest thing of life, and we manage, because we have too." Duo explained.
"Hey, Serena? I'm sorry for calling that number." Mina explained. "It's ok. You didn't know." Serena replied taking in a deep breath. "hey, hold the moment. OH, OH! I must get some popcorn. Hold up!" wufei shouted as he jumped from the couch into the kitchen to make popcorn. Everyone looked at him leave. "Yea.... You go do that, wufei." Lita explained scratching her head. "Hey, lets call the pizza guy again!" wufei shouted from the kitchen. Everyone smiled. "He's turning into duo." Amy squeaked. Everyone looked at Amy. "I RESENT THAT!" wufei and duo say together.
Everyone slowly sighed and looked around at anything. Serena was ok now, and after awhile, they started doing stuff again, like playing Nintendo, and such. "Dude, this is fun! We don't have anything like this at home!" Duo blurted.
Everyone looked at them. Duo and Heero were playing Nintendo, James Bond, and Heero was winning. He finally killed duo with a laser gun attack. "WHAT!? How... how could you? I've been playing all week! And you just got here! You cheated! I'm not playing anymore, that's not even fair Heero, you have way more practice... killin's you're life... EVEN IN Nintendo YOUR GOOD! And I-I - I SUCK!" Duo whined throwing the controller to the ground and crossing his arms over his chest.
Everyone laughed, "........." Heero said nothing, and made no remark as he switched to single game, and started to play.
"So....... When are you guys going home?" Lita asked looking at Trowa. "..................." Trowa said nothing. he had his eyes closed, his leg crossed over the other, and his arms crossed over his chest.
"O...k..." Lita turned to Quatre who was happy to reply. "We really don't know..." Quatre sighed and turned to duo. "It's all up to Duo really."
"Why?" Mina butted in and asked.
"Well... be-because.... Wufei? May I have some popcorn?" Quatre changed the subject.
"Get your own weakling!" Wufei snapped, his mouth full of buttered popcorn. Lita never asked again why nor did mina. They could sense the nervousness in his voice.
Suddenly, Luna came to the living room, jumping onto Trowa, landing swiftly on his head, and before she spoke, she saw the guys and saw Trowa, not even looking up to see Luna on his head.
"What's wrong with the cat?" Duo asked.
"MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOW!" Luna screeched and hissed. "I-I don't know... Luna? What's wrong?" Serena asked walking up to Trowa and picking Luna up. "We've got trouble!" Luna whispered into Serena's ear.
"WHAAAA?! Really?! Where?!" Serena asked looking at the cat. The Gundam boys and Relena looked at Serena.
"Um.... Why are-are you talking to a cat?" Relena questioned. "Uh... I-I wasn't!" Serena lied. "Right..." Relena looked at Heero, he was already on the last level after about 5 minutes of playing.
"I'll be back... I think Luna's hungry." Serena ran to the kitchen, "Hey, can you help me girls?" Serena asked. "I-I can't find it!"
"YA!" all the girls, excluding Relena, ran into the kitchen.
"What is it Luna?" Lita questioned.
"There's trouble at the park..." Luna explained. "Then we'd better hurry!" Rei responded holding her fist up. "What about the guys?" Mina asked concerned. "Erm.... Someone needs to stay to watch them." Mina suggested. They all looked at her. "IT'S Serena's house! Make HER stay!" Mina complained.
"Mina!" Serena screamed.
"Ok! Fine!" mina sighed.
"Man, that meatball blonde is... odd." Wufei explained crunching up the popcorn bag. "Yes... talking to a cat?" Quatre wondered. "Hn." Heero finally won the game. "Mission. Complete." He said turning the game off.
"Geesh.... It took me a day just to get to the FOURTH LEVEL! And it took you FIVE MINUTES TO GET TO THE LAST!" Duo screamed in a fit of fury.
"Hn."
"I HAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOU! AND I- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Duo fell to the ground holding his side. "PAINFUL!" He whined.
"Are you ok, duo?" the gentle noble questioned leaning down to him. "Fine. Fine." Duo said sitting up. "Are you sure?"
"Ya... never felt better." Duo stood up and rubbed his side.
"What's wrong?" Quatre pondered.
"I don't know. Just felt a really sharp pain in my side..." Duo shrugged. "It's gone now."
"That's good,"
"Hello guys! What are you doing?!" Mina bounced into the living room chiming. "Where's the others?" Wufei asked. "Had... had to go to store to get cat food!" Mina lied. "All of them?" Relena questioned. "Sure. Why not?" Mina shrugged. "It's sorda of odd, don't you think? Four girls getting cat food? Honestly, all you really need is at least two people!" Relena replied. "It's night, they're helpless. What do you expect?" mina questioned annoyed. "I don't know about that one mina, it seems Lita could hurt anyone, and rei has the loudest mouth, she'd scare them away!" Duo remarked smiling.
"What aren't you telling us?" Relena inquired.
"Yes. Please tell." Trowa explained opening his eyes and starring at her. "Well... fine. I will tell, but you won't like it boys. It's that month you know? And they all needed to get some, plus the cat food. And they all use different kinds! Plus! Had to get some more snacks, so that's why they all went...! Geesh. I'm the ONLY one in which it's not my month... mine was last month. Luckily, you guys weren't there to view it!" Mina explained.
"We didn't need to know THAT!" Duo shouted in frustration. "We are GUYS!" Wufei mentioned. "Hey! You asked, she asked. Blame --THEM!" Mina screamed. "More phone calls to loosen the time!" Mina screamed. "Good idea." Heero replied standing up and walking to the phone. "I need to make a personal phone call if you do not mind, mina?" Heero questioned.
"Personal?! Cant we do someone to laugh at?!" mina questioned. Heero held up his 9 mm black gun.
"AH!" Mina screamed.
"May I?"
"Ya... sure.... Heh-heh." Mina said hesitant. "Thank you."
Heero picked up the phone, dialed a long number, and pointed the gun to mina. "Back away please."
"Ya, sure. I'm going to the kitchen to get a drink." She explained hurrying to the kitchen. "Who ya callin?" Trowa asked.
"Lady Une." Heero explained.
"Whoa, you can do that?" Duo asked. Heero nodded. "Why do you wanna call her? Why not call Hilde?" Duo questioned. Heero held up his gun. "Ya know... if you did that a few years back? I'd be frightened. But now? It has no affect over me." Duo said clearly. Heero took off the safety, and placed his finger on the trigger. "So sure about that?"
"OK!"
"Good choice."
Duo rolled his eyes and fell onto the couch next to Wufei and Quatre. "MY Heero!" Relena squealed as she sat on the other couch blushing.
"Hello?"
"Lady Une?"
"Heero?"
"Affirmative."
"What's wrong? When are you guys coming back? Has duo chosen?"
"Negative-Mina get off the phone!"
"I'm not on the phone! - Whoops.... But I wanna-"
"GET OFF!"
"OK!" mina hung up the phone and strode to the living room holding a glass of water. She sat on a chair and sat the glass on the table. "This is SOOOOOO boring! I wish I was-at the store getting cheetos." Mina stopped herself on revealing that the scouts were fighting a nega scum, while she was stuck here babysitting a bunch of boys and a girl.